(5) Beat half to death
Scarface and Skinny Monkey are terrified, one goes to find the dead fat man, and the other comes
"Fifth brother, what's going on?"
"That...... Maybe there was moss on the wall, slippery!"
"Oh, be careful, too!"
As he spoke, the thin monkey walked through the dark shadows with the dead fat man on his back. Actually, I knew the power of the Nine Dragons Heart-Urging Palm, and I didn't really push it on the fat man just now, but the strong wind swept him.
"Old Five, why are you beating me?"
I didn't look at him either, squatting down for luck, withdrawing my arms and suddenly exerting force.
With a "hulong", the wall in front of him had collapsed into a black hole, like poking a hornet's nest, a foul smell, "boom" rushed over, surrounded me inside, and he almost vomited again.
I heard Scarface speak
"Fifth brother, you guard here, let's go save the eldest brother!"
"Okay, you can go with confidence!"
When they got into the hole, he turned and ran, avoiding the stench first.
I ran half the alley, it still stinks, and I can't run again until I run out of the alley, and finally it gets better.
I "plopped" and sat on the ground, you*, it will smoke me to death, this smell is more than Huo Ni's stinky feet.
Just as he was leaning against the wall and taking a deep breath, a faint fragrance suddenly entered his nostrils, and immediately, a pale flower skirt fluttered towards him.
Ancient beauty! Damn, he hasn't seen it yet!
I came to my senses, and quickly got up and chased after me.
In the shadow of a lamp, the woman stopped, lowered her head and went to the stall next to her to pick something. When he followed to the side and saw her face, he was immediately stupid! Ke'er! How could it be her? Could it be that she also crossed that day?
He'd go up and take a look! As I hunched over and slowly approached them to make sure, the woman was still intently choosing, not noticing that a chubby maid standing next to her had already spotted me.
Presumably it was his sneaky appearance that frightened her, and she hurried to pull the woman, who turned her head sharply and met my eyes.
In the dim light, the thin little face looks so delicate and beautiful, except for a flowing ancient costume, isn't she his Kerr?
And that maid is clearly a fat girl! I was suddenly confused, could it be that the fat girl has also crossed over? In these years, the threshold for crossing is so low?
Just when he was stunned, in the blink of an eye, the figures of the two women had hurried behind the shadow of the lamp.
He was afraid that he would not find them, so he hurried to chase them, and the faster he chased, the more quickly they went.
What's the matter? But when they see me, why don't they see me, and they still want to run away?
He looked down at the big red robe on his body, and suddenly realized: Yes, not only have my clothes changed, but my face has also changed, and they can't recognize them at all. I have to catch up and make it clear to them, otherwise, there will be a sea of people, and I am afraid that I will never see them again!
After turning a corner, I came to a tall mansion, and Kerr and the fat girl were gone.
I was in a hurry, and I walked around the courtyard, stretching my neck and running back and forth a few times, but I didn't find them, and he suspected that they had entered the courtyard, and he didn't care much, so he ran to the door of the house, and leaned on the crack of the door to look in.
Suddenly, with a "bang", he rolled his eyes and fell down.
I was groggy when someone suddenly came and dragged me. He tugged at it in a daze
"Don't make a fuss, let me sleep a little longer!"
"You're still asleep, get up!"
The man came pulling again
I opened my eyes in a daze
"What's wrong? It's time to take medicine again?"
Then, a burst of laughter came over him, piercing his ears
"I think you kid really should take medicine! Otherwise, you won't be blind in the dark and have nothing to do to tease our county master's daughter! This time it's enough for you to drink a pot!"
I saw two people dressed as officials in white and blue robes standing in front of him with a smile.
I was a little sober at this time, and I thought that I had been arrested for robbing the prison and fighting against the prison, and when I looked around, he was the only one tied to the pillar
"Brother, what's the matter, where are they all? I didn't do it alone, why did you just arrest me?"
The two guys looked at him stunned for a moment, and then suddenly burst into laughter
They laughed for a long time before one of them pointed at him
"It turns out that you are chasing the young lady of our county master's family, and what about your accomplices? You quickly tell the master, we can arrest him and accompany you!"
Only then did I realize that it wasn't a prison robbery
"I haven't chased your county master's young lady, you must be mistaken!"
"Boy, let me ask you, did you follow the two women last night?"
"Uh-huh, what's going on?"
"What's the matter? That's the daughter of our county master! You kid is really cowardly! Our county master has ordered, first beat and then judge! Today let you have a good taste of leather whips!"
With that, the two guys folded their arms and sleeves, and were about to start beating with whips.
He was really in a hurry, and he quickly waved his hand to stop it, but his hand was trapped!
"Slow, slow, those two women last night were my friends! Not your county lord's daughter! If you don't believe them, find them, I'll tell them!"
"Our county master's young lady will have a friend like you, what is her identity to come to see you in this kind of place, don't dream!"
With that, with a gust of wind in front of him
There was a "pop" sound
"Oh yes! You guys are really fighting! Is this still Wang Fa! I protested, I asked to find my lawyer! Find a lawyer!"
"Looking for donkey dung, you kid can't escape this whip when looking for horse dung!"
With, "Papapa, Papa, Papa, Papa"
He screamed a few times like a pig, and then he didn't move.
Suddenly, a bucket of cold water was poured down on the face
"You kid is too hard to resist! You faint with three whips! You don't feel any pain with the dozens of whips behind me! Haha"
As they spoke, the two men untied me from the pillar, shackled him again, and tied his hands
He was dragged by these two guys all the way, and even the water and blood flowed all the way.
I heard the sound of "might~wu~" in my ears, and I was already "plopped" and thrown on the lobby. He was in pain everywhere, so he just lay on the ground.
With a "pop" sound
"Boldly Diao~ the people, dare to follow the official love ~ woman ~ , plot against you! Where are you from, what is your surname~Who, hurry up~ report it truthfully~"
When I first arrived, how did I know what the name of this thing on my upper body was? Did you tell him that my name was "I"? Didn't you just "scrape" him?
I had to answer obediently
"I don't know!"
With a "pop" sound
"Dare to disrupt the people, and dare to spread wild! Hurry up and report your name, so as not to suffer from the flesh and skin~"
Listening to the people above, yin and yang were weird, pulling a long voice, it was really similar to singing, he suddenly felt quite cola, smiled and raised half of his head
"I really don't know! They all call me Fifth Brother, or you can call me Fifth Brother too!
There were a few "pops" on it
"What a Diao~ people, you dare to tease this official! Left and right, beat me hard~"
With a "crackling"
I howled a few more times, and passed out early.
Another bucket of cold water was poured over his head and face
There was another "snap" from above
"Who the hell are you?
He shuddered and got up from the red pool of blood, thinking
"Lao Tzu travels through once, even if he dies, he can't be a grandson, and he will be ashamed of the madhouse of the Celestial Empire!"
Looking up at the person sitting behind the wooden desk above, he suddenly wanted to play a prank!
"Come here, come, I'll tell you!"
The people above looked around and at him, and then they came down from the lobby with confidence and boldness
"The official has come down, you tell the truth!"
I bared my teeth at him
"Damn! You sang very well just now! Sing one more to the master, and the master will tell you!"
With that, he hit his head over.
When I "plopped" to the ground, the county magistrate happened to be sitting on the table.
Okay! I'm done with this crossing! I suddenly felt very happy, tilted my head, and grinned.
He suddenly remembered Kerr, yes, Kerr's still here! I hung up, what should she do?
But...... What can I do now?
At this time, several officials had already grabbed him and pulled him up.
At this point, he also stepped out, looked at them, and laughed
"Boy, are you going to cut off your head? Master, I have two heads, one on the top and one on the bottom, you like it, you can cut it as you like!"
The two officials rushed over and slapped me twice
But I heard someone screaming from above
"Don't do it!
The two officials hurriedly smiled and went over, helped the county lord down, and were about to say hello, but he was frightened, and was pushed away by the county magistrate, and ran to me in a head-to-head manner, I thought I was going to beat him, so I simply did things to the end, and raised my face to spray a mouthful of phlegm at the county lord.
"Hit me, hit me!"
My humble appearance didn't anger the county master, he just wiped a handful of spit all over his face and screamed
"Hurry up and get a rag!
A few of the officials agreed, and in a moment they brought the rags.
He thought that the goods loved to be clean, and he wiped his face before hitting him, but the county master took the rag, wiped it for me, wiped it a few times, and called again
"Water, water!"
He personally washed the rag in water and began to wipe his face again.
While wiping, I shivered, and the more I wiped, the more I shivered, and finally, I couldn't hold it, and the rag fell to the ground.
I'm really confused now, what's the matter? He has to wash up and beat people before he beats them? What kind of rules is this?
The county magistrate took out a thin paper bucket from the placket of his clothes with shaking hands, and it took a lot of effort to pull off the cover on it, and poured out a roll of golden silk cloth from it, and opened it with trembling hands, while looking at me, and when the whole silk cloth was opened, his face had changed from white to yellow, then to green, and then to black and green.
Beads of sweat rolled down the corners of his forehead.
After looking at it for a long time, he turned around and muttered something in his mouth
"How could it be him? How could it be him? It's over, my whole family is over......
I wondered: I don't even know who I am, will you know?