Volume 2: Red Dust Makes a Mess Chapter 148: Please touch my bones for me
Wuweizi can't remember how long he hasn't lost control of his emotions.
Why did you fall in the middle of the head today?
Wu Weizi's hands trembled uncontrollably, and he silently recited the heart-clearing mantra several times in his heart before he resisted the desire to kill.
However, why is this kid in front of him laughing so cheaply?
finally stopped twitching the corners of his mouth, and said calmly: "Is Xiaoyou joking?"
Zhao said with a straight face: "I'm not joking, our flying noodle god is the lord of all things in the world, you say I'm joking, I'm going to sue you for slander......"
"Enough!"
Wu Weizi shouted: "Little friend, I sincerely seek God's morality, but you have repeatedly played poor Dao, do you think that Poor Dao is a charlatan who swaggers and deceives?"
Huo, have you reported your home?
Zhao Zhen smiled and said: "I can see a lot of the tricks of you old gods, and the bluffing people are stunned, you can deceive others, but you can't deceive me!"
"Oh?"
Wu Weizi laughed angrily and said, "Dare to ask Xiaoyou, how did I deceive?"
Zhao Qian smiled and said loudly: "All the onlookers are invited, and today I will expose the tricks of this charlatan——"
The onlookers watched with relish, and many people came with the mentality of watching the play, Wuweizi stayed in Wenyang City for three days, in fact, there were people who provoked trouble to smash the field on the first day, but they were impressed by this old Taoist, and the person in front of him obviously said that Wuweizi was blinded, so everyone wanted to see if this richly dressed boy had the ability to debunk this old Taoist.
Zhao Qian gushed endlessly: "Think about it, why do many people believe in predicting the future, believing in fortune tellers, and keep saying that they have met masters who can pinch and calculate?"
Everyone whispered, and someone said, "Because there are really masters who can predict the future!"
"That's right! I believe that the predecessor of Wuweizi has this ability, and just yesterday, he also made the net worth of a foundation building monk clear......"
Zhao Zhi said loudly: "No! No! Everyone, listen to me." ”
Zhao Jiao sat down on the ground and said: "The reason is very simple, you sit there and eat a plate of dumplings, and I will ask you: Is it a vegetarian dumpling? If you say yes, then I can boldly assert: Leek and egg filling, right? That's it." ”
"Isn't this nonsense? Eighty percent of the dumplings are stuffed with leeks—"
Zhao Qian said to himself: "These charlatans always have a set of words: You, have you encountered difficulties in your cultivation?"
Everyone nodded in unison, thinking that it made sense.
Zhao Cheng smiled: "It's definitely accurate to say this, as soon as you see a good-looking woman, you say, 'There is no shortage of men around you, but there are not many people who are sincere to you', do you need to say this?"
The crowd burst into laughter.
"When you see people dressed in extraordinary clothes, you say, 'You have a good career, but you must beware of villains, especially your friends. 'There are hurdles every year, who will tell fortunes if there are no hurdles-"
"When you meet a young man with strong blood, say that you have to be careful of the woman outside, and when you meet a woman who looks haggard, it is more stable, and directly say "You have a problem with your marriage" - when you see a person who looks stupid, you directly say that his child is poorly talented, absolutely accurate, because there is a stupid father and a stupid mother......"
Wu Weizi's face became darker and darker the more he listened, and he was almost at the bottom of the pot.
Zhao Qian still felt that he was not happy, and the more he spoke, the faster he said: "Understand? This is a set of techniques for observing words and colors, don't seek to be completely correct, it's okay to be half, no, don't want money, just waste a little spitting stars, you see this old Taoist priest fooled you——"
When everyone heard it, it seemed that it was really such a reason, and Zhao Zhi was even more energetic: "It's like I came over just now, this old Taoist priest saw that I was carrying a beautiful girl, and asked if it was a marriage test, who are you and me?"
Xia Zhiming's cheeks flushed, you know each other, but Zhao Zhi's next words made her so angry that she couldn't sit still-
“...... This little girl is my maid, and I brought her to see the world...... Hiss - don't make a fuss!"
Zhao Xuan clutched his twisted and bleeding ears and screamed in pain.
If it weren't for the fact that Wenyang City was not allowed to make trouble, Xia Zhiming might have been unable to help but cut Zhao Zhi with a knife.
"Interesting, interesting—"
Wu Weizi stroked his palms and laughed: "This little friend is really a wonderful person, but I don't know the name of Xiao Youzun?"
Zhao Cheng said: "Contemptible, if you don't change your name, you won't change your surname, your surname is Ma, and your name is Bond." ”
Ma Bond?
Wuweizi was stunned for a moment and said, "I'm afraid Ma Bond is not Xiaoyou's real name, right?"
Zhao Zhi was secretly happy in his heart, it was strange, this master with his butt hanging on a tree, his name was still quite bluffing.
"So be it. ”
Wu Weizi got up slowly and said with a smile: "If Xiaoyou thinks that I am a charlatan, you can give it a try, whether it is to measure the good fortune and marriage, or the things before and after my death, let me count a hexagram and see it immediately." ”
Zhao Qian asked, "How to calculate?"
Wu Weizi said: "Just tell me the eight characters of your birthday." ”
Zhao Zhen scratched his head and said, "I don't remember." ”
"Then, it's okay to look at each other and touch the bones, Xiaoyou just need to give me your hand ......"
Zhao Qian interrupted: "Give it to you, you don't want to touch porcelain, right?" Let me tell you, master, I am a well-known gentleman in this Wenyang Mansion, and I can do anything——"
Wu Weizi forcibly suppressed the turbidity in his heart, and said calmly: "Poor Dao is not this kind of person, if Xiaoyou doesn't want to, it's okay to count this girl......"
Zhao Weizi's eyes became more vigilant when he looked at Wu Weizi: "You can't fall in love with my maid, right?" Let me tell you, my maid is like a flower and jade, if there is no 180,000 spirit stones, I won't sell ......."
“......”
"I knew that you old Taoist priest had bad intentions here, it turned out that you were trying to hook up with the little girl-"
"Poor people are not good women-"
"You want to trap my spirit stone?"
"Poor people don't have money—"
"You don't want money, you don't like women......"
Zhao Zhiwei screamed, hid far away, and said, "Could it be that you are as good as Longyang?"
“......”
Wu Weizi is sure that he is going to cross the catastrophe, otherwise how can there be a feeling of five thunders hitting the top?
Why didn't my usual efforts to nourish qi suddenly work?
Wu Weizi's face turned blue and white for a while, and the ignorant karmic fire in his heart was three thousand feet high, breaking through the blue sky-
Zhao Zhen smiled: "Don't be angry-this way, I really have something for you to test." ”
"Say—"
"Guess what, with this slap of mine, is it going to slap you on the left cheek or the right cheek?"
Wu Weizi laughed angrily, shook his head and said, "Xiaoyou, your slap can't slap my left cheek or my right cheek." ”
"Really?"
Zhao Qian smiled slightly, and suddenly made a move.
Brush –
Empty!
Zhao was stunned, this old Taoist priest was so fast.
Another slap in the face-
It's empty again!
Zhao Zhen was shocked, he obviously felt that he had hit him in the face.
Zhao Cheng didn't believe in evil, and after refining the spirit induction technique, his face finally became solemn.
This Taoist priest's body is like a ghost, as if it doesn't exist at all.
As soon as he palmed himself, he became a phantom.
But when I looked up, the old Taoist priest was still sitting there upright-
"You-"
As if he had seen a ghost, Zhao Zhi pointed at Wuweizi and was speechless.
How did he do it?
The distance is so close, not to mention the monks of the fifth layer of qi refining, even Xia Tenglong may not be able to hide here-
Virtuality and reality are born together, colorless and phaseless.
I didn't see him make any movement at all, so he dodged his "Thousand Crane Palm", and his spiritual sense was clear, if it wasn't for the old guy who had some way to shield his spiritual sense, it could only mean that he was already married-
Is this possible?
After Wu Weizi dodged the three palms, his face was not colored, but he smiled and said: "Lingxi Thousand Crane Palms, it turns out that Xiaoyou is a senior disciple of the Lingxi faction. ”
Zhao Cheng frowned and said, "So what?"
Wu Weizi said with a smile: "Xiaoyou's three palms can't hit me in the face, but Poor Dao can't hide from this little friend, so how about letting Poor Dao touch Xiaoyou's bones?"
Zhao Xuan's heart was vigilant, and the secret was not good.
I didn't see any movement from Wu Weizi, and Zhao Yuan's right hand was firmly grasped by Wu Weizi.
Wrong!
The hairs on Zhao Yuan's whole body stood upside down-
When a person is attacked by an external force, the body will naturally assume a defensive posture.
In other words, when Wu Weizi's big hand grabbed it, Zhao Zhi at least had to dodge, even if his arms shrank slightly and his eyes blinked slightly-
But Zhao Zhi didn't even resist, and was directly caught by Wuweizi.
Before Zhao Cheng came back to his senses, Wu Weizi had already let go of Zhao Ao's hand and said with a smile: "Did Xiaoyou not see it clearly just now?"
Zhao Jian clenched his fists, and before he could see what was happening, a pair of arms were grabbed by Wu Weizi again.
It's crushing!
All-round crushing without dead ends!
Zhao Qian suddenly felt creepy, this feeling of powerlessness would only appear when facing Xie Ting'an.
Zhao Qian was already very careful.
If Lin Shuiyao wanted to catch his arm, Zhao Zhi was ninety percent sure that he would stop it.
If Xia Tenglong wants to catch his arm, Zhao Cheng will catch me and dodge it.
But the old Taoist priest wanted to grab his arm, but Zhao Zhi was held tightly ten out of ten, unable to move-
This is the gap in the realm, and this is the crushing of strength.
It's too fast!
So fast that I can't even see clearly—
Zhao Jiao exerted his strength, he wanted to break free from this iron palm-
He felt that his palms were getting harder and hotter, but Wuweizi's hands were like a pair of tongs, and he couldn't break free no matter what.
Suddenly, it was as if I had been roasted by fire, as if I was in hot molten steel—but I was immediately in the ice cellar, and I felt like an ice sculpture.
Even Xia Zhiming saw that something was wrong with Zhao Zhi, and reprimanded Wuweizi: "Old Taoist, let go, what have you done to him!"
The old Taoist priest smiled and let go of a pair of iron palms, and Zhao Zhi felt loose, his knees weakened, and he fell to the ground weakly.
The old Taoist priest looked at Zhao Yuan, who was trembling all over, and said, "Xiaoyou now believes that I am right?"
Zhao Yuan's face was pale, his lips were purple, but he said stiffly: "The senior's cultivation is thorough, cough cough...... But the younger generation is still not convinced......"
"Why?"
Zhao Qian saw that the old Taoist priest was not an unreasonable person, and gritted his teeth and said: "The predecessors are just hiding their cultivation and bullying the small with the big, if they really have the ability to predict the past and the future, they won't bully me, a little qi refining cultivator......"
"Hahaha-"
Wu Weizi laughed loudly and said: "Poor Dao has long said that he wants to touch Xiaoyou's bones, but you only think that I am a liar, what should I do now?"
Zhao Jiao said: "It's the juniors who are abrupt, please ask the seniors of Wuweizi to touch the bones for me——"