Volume 2: Red Dust Makes a Mess Chapter 147: The brain is buzzing, right?
“...... Dao Chief, in this case, how many days will it be solved?"
"As long as half a year, as short as a few months, as long as you do what I do, it will be absolutely fine. ”
"Thank you, Chief! Thank you, Chief!"
"It's just a small thing. ”
"It's a hundred spirit stones, you see—"
"No, ten spirit stones are enough. ”
Zhao Zhi and Xia Zhiming watched as the monk of the Qi Refining Perfection Realm thanked him happily, and came out of the crowd with a happy face.
Damn, do you really have a bad brain?
The two glanced at each other, and Zhao Zhen smiled: "Do you believe that someone predicts the future?"
Xia Zhiming said: "I don't believe it. ”
"I don't believe it either. ”
"Even if someone could do it, they wouldn't dress up like that...... Worst. ”
Seeing through the void and predicting the future is something that the Yuanying overhaul can't do, even the old immortals of the East China Sea can only meet each other - because it has nothing to do with cultivation.
However, the history of the cultivation realm records that the ancient Xuanmen widow had the ability to predict the future, and she didn't know whether it was true or not.
But the Taoist priest in front of him, who was dressed like a secular old god, didn't look like a worldly master—moreover, he was only at the fifth level of Qi refining.
But looking at the group of people around him, he seems to trust this old god, could it be that he really has some ability?
"Zhao Yuan. ”
"Huh?"
"You go and smash the field. ”
"This ...... Isn't that okay?"
How to say that this is also in Wenyang City, and I can't do too much.
Xia Zhiming pouted and said: "It's quite fun to make trouble in Xiaoguan City, don't you dare to be a liar in Wenyang City?" Don't force me to urge you to pay back." ”
"Okay, I'm afraid of you. ”
Zhao Zhi took Xia Zhiming and slowly pushed away the crowd and squeezed in front of the old Taoist.
Huo, what a pair of handsome men and beautiful women!
The old Taoist priest looked up and was amazed by the dress of Zhao and the two, and the onlookers saw it and consciously avoided it.
The old Taoist priest smiled slightly: "Looking at the appearance of the two, I'm afraid they didn't come to test the marriage, right?"
Zhao Qian was shocked, grabbed the old Taoist's arm, and said excitedly: "The master is really a god, the two of us have made a private decision for life, and we eloped from the family, but I don't know if this can be done...... Ahh
Before Zhao Zhi finished speaking, his back was twisted fiercely, and he exhaled in pain, and when he turned around, he saw Xia Zhiming's eyes as if he was about to kill.
He said, "That, master, she is thin-skinned and embarrassed, and she hasn't asked your name yet?"
The old Taoist priest frowned, looking thoughtful, and slandered in his heart, what I said was just a joke, if you two are Taoist couples, then I am really blind......
But after a while, he smiled and said: "Poor and nameless, Taoist friends can call me a son of nothing." ”
Sounds pretty powerful.
Wu Weizi looked at Zhao Qian with burning eyes and said, "Daoyou came, do you want to predict the good and the bad?"
But Zhao Cheng didn't rush to tell fortunes and measure words, but asked: "Wuweizi senior, I don't know which one you believe in?"
Which one do you believe in?
Wuweizi was stunned, no one had asked this kind of question for a long time.
In essence, the monks of the Huaxia cultivation realm are no longer considered Taoists, although they practice hard, they are actually not much different from mortals who are bustling all over the world for profit, and all the hustle and bustle of the world are for profit, and they are "people" who have mastered great power.
But in ancient times, monks had "faith", although not as fanatical as the religious world, but in short, it was divided into three major schools: Taiyi with Hongjun Laozu as the worship, Sanqing Dao with the Taishang Laojun as the worship, and Xuandao as the ancient Xuanmen.
It's just that the big waves are sweeping the sand, and time has proved that the cultivation techniques of the latter two are too difficult and complicated, and the Taiyi Small Five Elements Technique modified by Emperor Qin has become the mainstream of the Huaxia cultivation world, so the two veins of the Sanqing Dao and the Xuandao have gradually withered, and only Xichuan and Gu Yue are left with the monks who use them as the basic exercises, but they have not released much brilliance......
Zhao Guan's question was extremely high-level, and ordinary Qi Refining Cultivators didn't even know that the Huaxia Cultivation Realm was originally divided into three systems. Looking at the dress of this old Taoist priest, it is neither a Taiyi solid color robe, nor a Sanqing yellow robe, nor a cyan Xuanmen robe, this nondescript appearance looks like a liar.
Wu Weizi said with a smile: "The Tao that the poor Dao believes in is the way of the "Heavenly Dao". ”
The way of heaven? What a big breath!
Good guy, you're pretty good at trickery.
Zhao Zhi asked, "Then in the eyes of the predecessors, what is the Tao? How did the Tao of this world come about?"
Wu Weizi's eyes lit up, and the others came here either to measure the good luck or to seek a breakthrough, only this kid sat down and talked about it, which immediately made him interested.
Wu Weizi slowly spoke: "There is a mixture of things, born from nature. Lonely, independent and unchanging, circumferential and not dying, can be the mother of heaven and earth. I don't know its name, but the word is ......"
It's a bit of a skill-
"Heaven and earth are infinite and Taiji, there are all things, the way of heaven and earth, and the creation of all things with yin and yang. Heaven and earth, the sun and the moon, thunder and lightning, wind and rain, the four seasons, the first and second afternoon, as well as the male and female, rigid and soft, movement and stillness, everything and everything, yin and yang......"
Looking at the reverent look of the onlookers, Zhao Jian knew that this old god stick must not have been here for a day or two.
"The avenue is invisible, giving birth to the world, the avenue is ruthless, running the sun and the moon, the avenue is nameless, and all things are nourished for a ......long time."
Without waiting for Wuweizi to finish speaking, Zhao Zhi interjected: "Listening to the words of the seniors, the juniors have benefited a lot, but it's a pity......"
Zhao sighed, looking regretful.
Wuwei Ziqi said: "What is a pity?"
Zhao Qian said helplessly: "It's a pity that the junior has converted to another sect......"
Another sect?
Wuweizi was stunned, and the onlookers were also full of suspicion.
Wu Weizi was surprised: "Could it be that Daoist friends are Buddhist cultivators?"
"No, no, no, my predecessors misunderstood, I have never dealt with those old monks. ”
Zhao Qian said with a pity on his face: "The younger generation has worshiped the way of God under the influence of the elders in the family since childhood, and I am afraid that it will be impossible to talk about the way of heaven with the predecessors." ”
What is that?
The more Wuweizi listened, the more confused he became, he was a well-informed person, but he had never heard of it.
Listening to Zhao Yuan's nonsense, Xia Zhiming couldn't hold it back, and he didn't know how his brain grew, and he always came up with something weird.
One of the onlookers couldn't help but speak: "This fellow Daoist, aren't you talking nonsense? There are only three sects in the entire Huaxia Cultivation Realm, where did it come from...... Heavenly Lord and Earth Sect?"
"Yes, the old man has lived for seventy or eighty years and has never heard of it. ”
"After living for seventy or eighty years, you dare to call yourself an old man?"
"What's the matter, the old man has a long beard, can't he?"
"You're too talented...... Damn, you dare to do it—"
Under the pull of everyone, these two tempers were separated.
Zhao Qian couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, but he still said with a straight face: "It's God's way!" This Taoist friend can't talk nonsense, if you don't believe it, you can ask questions casually, although the younger generation is not talented, but the teachings of this Tao are reversed. ”
"Oh, I wonder if you can tell me about it?"
Wuweizi looked studious, and Zhao Zhen muttered: "Okay, let this world appreciate my Catholic doctrine." ”
Next, Zhao Xuan's words stunned everyone's eyes-
"I believe in God, the Father Almighty, the Creator of heaven and earth. I believe in Jesus Christ, the only begotten Son of God and our Lord ......"
“...... He was crucifixed under Pontius Pilate, and he was buried dead, and he went down to Hades, where he rose from the dead on the third day......"
"I believe in the Holy Spirit, in the communion of the Holy Ecumenical Church, in the forgiveness of sins, in the bodily resurrection, and in eternal life......
At first, Wu Weizi nodded and smiled when he heard it, but the more he listened, the more frightened he became, and he only felt that this Taoist scripture called the "God Bible" was infinitely mysterious, and he believed more and more that the Taoism described by Zhao Jiao was real.
Xia Zhiming was also so shocked that his jaw was about to fall, and he completely forgot that he was here to smash the field, how did Zhao Zhi recite such a difficult and obscure doctrine? What he won't say is true, right?
“...... As it is written, I have laid in Zion a stone that stumbles, a rock that falls. Whoever trusts in Him will not be put to shame—Amen. ”
After Zhao Wei finished speaking, Wuweizi let out a sigh of relief and sighed: "It's the poor road that is lonely and unheard, dare to ask Xiaoyou, what is the way of God and God you believe in, what do you think is the avenue of heaven and earth?"
It's time!
Zhao Yuan's heart was pounding, he smiled slyly, and said, "Senior, you have to listen well." ”
Wuweizi Zhengse said: "Poor Dao listens. ”
Zhao Zhen shook his head and said, "Our God God believes that the world was created by accident by a flying noodle monster after a drunken ......"
Wuweizi was stunned, only thinking that he had heard it wrong.
As if he hadn't seen it, Zhao Qian continued: "And this noodle monster is the only true god, so it is also called the noodle god ......."
The muscles on Wu Weizi's face twitched slightly, his body staggered, and he looked as if he was about to fall-
The world is spinning, what's wrong today? I don't seem to have been drinking when I came, why can't I control my body?
Zhao Qian was still running the train with his mouth full: "...... There is a volcano erupting with spiritual wine and a striptease parlor in Catholic heaven...... There's Shura Hell underground, but the difference is that the volcano spews horse urine instead of beer, and what's worse, the strippers are all suffering from venereal diseases......"
"Poof—"
Xia Zhiming couldn't hold back any longer, she was lying on the ground with her stomach covered and laughing straight down, Zhao Nao, the bastard, really didn't let herself down.
"Hahahahaha-"
Xia Zhiming smiled, Zhao Yuan's face couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed wildly.
"Shut up!"
Wu Weizi felt very strange, what was wrong with him - the green tendons on his neck were bulging, his eyes were about to burst out, and his body couldn't stop shaking.
seems to have been dazed by a stick, and his brain is buzzing-
Am I going to be doomed?
Obviously, the cultivators of the Transformation Divine Stage can only survive the Thunder Tribulation and ascend, how do they feel that they have to experience it in advance?
How many years, how many years, how many years have I not been so angry?
500 years, or 1,000 years?