Fu Hu rolled his eyes, and his mentality exploded: What's wrong with me?

Fat have you not eaten your rice!

Why do you say that I am fat, and that I have a bad brain, too much!

Today, Lao Tzu has to answer your questions, sleep with you, and disgust you!

"What are the names of the 108,000 stars in the sky?"

Fu Hu's face froze, this question, I won't!

Xie Yun walked in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva, took out a machete, and asked: "You old mother still has the charm, not bad, look at this big knife, and sincerely say, do you love me?"

Kannon: emmmm

With the current identity of the deity, dare to say that you don't love?

"King, you're joking, our mother and daughter are both good families, if you come hard, we will commit suicide by throwing ourselves into a well!"

"Phew, you are from a good family, aren't our brothers good people?" Xie Yun put the machete on the ground, and said angrily: "I think it's good for you old lady, this king doesn't think you have been married, I am marrying you, and you can also promise my three daughters to my three brothers, let's kiss each other!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva rolled up his sleeves and was about to do it.

Nima, the deity is an old lady?

Manjushri Bodhisattva and the dragon and the tiger hurriedly pulled people, kept persuading, and said: "Mother, the king is actually not bad, burly, handsome, we don't mind if you find us a stepfather, and we are not too young, it's time to get married!"

The three of them secretly passed on to themselves: "Bodhisattva, calm down, the plan is successful, when the cave is spent on the night of candles, let's show our true bodies and teach them a lesson!"

"People who learn from the scriptures are constantly in their hearts, and this scandal is enough for them to leave a stench for 10,000 years. ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva patted his chest, took three deep breaths, and after forcibly calming down, he said: "It doesn't matter if you are old, but my three daughters are all yellow flower girls who have not left the pavilion, and the dowry cannot be light!"

"You say, this king is not short of money!" Xie Yun said with a smile.

"One thousand and one taels of gold, taken from the meaning of one in a thousand miles, a double royal carriage, must be a white horse, a mansion with three entrances and exits, ten men and women, and a number of gold, silver and jewelry. Guanyin deliberately embarrassed.

The deity doesn't believe it, you will carry so many things with you when you go out.

"Let's do this, how about the four of you joining my family? I don't want the dowry, we are orphans and widows, and we can't have a pillar in the family. ”

"Hmph, this king lacks everything, but there is no shortage of gold and silver treasures, the dowry of the four of our brothers, this king is out alone!" Xie Yun said of course: "We are all big men who stand up to the sky, how can we get rich?"

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Xie Yun opened the Qiankun bag, and a pile of jewels poured out, and Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned.

You are a cultivator, you don't have to carry so many mundane things on your body, don't you think it's an eyesore?

"Master, I want to marry Zixia, I don't want to marry this ugly monster!" Sun Wukong pointed to Manjushri and said.

Manjushri: emmmm

Splash monkey, that is, today's situation is special, otherwise the deity will beat your monkey brain out!

"Master, my emotional injury is not healed yet, and I don't want to talk about marriage for the time being!" Zhu Bajie didn't look at the dragon descending arhat who kept flattering him.

In the wilderness, such an ancient mansion appeared out of thin air, and there were four beauties in it, how do you look at it and feel that something is wrong.

It's not a monster, it's a trap of heaven or Buddhism, be careful.

"Then as a teacher, I will reluctantly make it difficult and ...... the four of them" Xie Yun's words of hatred for iron and steel were not finished.

"Master, I've been single for many years, and I want to get married!" said Sha Seng with a red face.

"Okay, let's be happy today, that sturdy girl will be given to you as a teacher!" Xie Yun laughed and said, "You three mothers shouldn't mind serving a husband together and marrying this king, right?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Manjushri Bodhisattva and the Dragon Descending Arhat glanced at each other, and their joy couldn't help but flow out.

Originally, I was worried that one person would not be able to beat the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, but now that three fights one, the victory is in hand!

Fu Hu looked at the affectionate sand monk and wanted to beat someone!

"King, we don't mind!" Guanyin said with a smile.

"What do you call me, it's time to change your name!" Xie Yun pretended not to like it.

"Husband!"

"Good, for my husband, there are good things here, you all come and try it!" Xie Yun took out the Xianfang limited edition perfume and asked pretending to be profound: "You haven't seen it, have you?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head, Manjushri Bodhisattva and the dragon and tiger have never seen each other.

Multiply!

Xie Yun sprayed at the four of them, and a faint fragrance spread in the air.

Ding!Guanyin Bodhisattva Charm +200

Ding! Manjushri temporarily changed his aesthetics

Ding! The dragon descending Arhat temporarily changed his aesthetics

Ding! The Tiger Arhat temporarily changed his aesthetics

(Duration, 4 hours, countdown: 3 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds)

Xie Yun suddenly felt that Guanyin Bodhisattva was much more beautiful.

Manjushri Bodhisattva and the Dragon Descending Tiger looked at the four masters and apprentices, and suddenly felt that they had found a home in life, and they all thought that in fact, it was good to marry like this, and they could live a peaceful and stable life.

"There's no matchmaker here, it's okay to worship heaven and earth, let's go straight into the cave room!" Xie Yun directly hugged Guanyin Bodhisattva's waist and said.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stiffened, and it took him a long time to react, and he reluctantly smiled and said, "Listen to your husband!"

"Hahahaha, Wukong, Bajie, today you two keep vigil, I and the sand monk cave room flower candles, beautiful morning!"

Xie Yun followed Guanyin, Manjushri, and the Dragon Descending Arhat into a large room, while the Fuhu Arhat took the sand monk into a small boudoir.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie stood in the courtyard, looking at each other.

It took the two of them a long time to discuss: "Second Senior Brother, are those four monsters or immortals? Don't you have fiery eyes?

"Master's business, do I dare to see it?"

"Then the master won't suffer, right?"

"Is our master a loser?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie glanced at the room at the same time, and scolded secretly in their hearts, salty and eating radishes lightly, why are you worried about the master?

In the big room, Manjushri Bodhisattva and the Dragon Descending Arhat were bent on Xie Yun's body.

"You two be reserved, let me talk to your mother. Xie Yun took out the bundle of immortal ropes and tied the two of them to the head of the bed.

"Hey, so you like this tune?" Guanyin said with a grudge.

"This king is a serious person, don't talk nonsense!" Xie Yun lay down on the big bed, patted the vacant seat beside him, and said, "Lady, come up, teach you a foreign language for your husband!"

"Hmph, Immortal Emperor, who do you see the deity?" Guanyin Bodhisattva snorted coldly and conjured up his true body.

"System, I report Guanyin Bodhisattva for greedy money and cheating on marriage!"

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with four advanced fixed cards. ”

Premium Immobilization Card: Valid only for targeting the Holy One.

"Immortal Emperor, as a person who learns scriptures, your heart is continuous, and you also beat a rake, the deity must report this matter to the sage, and choose another person to learn from the scriptures!"

"Sister Guanyin, how can you spew blood?

Guanyin Bodhisattva vomited blood: "You!"

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