Chapter Seventy-Six: You Have a Cosmigotic Fetish
Sister Guanyin, do you think the perfume I just sprayed you smells good?"
"Ok, good taste. Guanyin Bodhisattva regretted it after saying this.
Bastard, is it time to talk about perfumes?
What we are talking about now is whether you are qualified to become a scripture learner!
"Immortal Emperor, please keep your distance from the deity, don't divert the topic, since you want to ask your wife to marry, then give up the qualification to learn from the scriptures!"
"Who wants to marry a wife?" Xie Yun asked with a glare.
"You've just made a dowry!" said Guanyin, pointing to the gold and silver treasures outside the courtyard.
"That's a concubine, Bodhisattva, red mouth and white teeth, don't wronged good people. Xie Yun pointed to Manjushri and the Dragon Descending Arhat and said, "The three of you are all concubines that I have begged for. ”
"You're ......!" Guanyin once again felt himself angry.
"Ahem, everyone has one thing to say, many things have to be explained by mouth, whether they can be solved by hand. ”
"Do you have a marriage certificate?"
"Have you had?"
"Have we worshipped heaven and earth?"
"No, there isn't. ”
"There isn't even a red candle in this house, Sister Guanyin, how dare you say that this is a marriage?"
"Of course, Bendi is graceful, handsome and chic, and it is understandable that you have had a crush on me for a long time. It's good to make this clear, I can take the dowry to Putuo Mountain to propose marriage, will you become a middle-aged aunt to tempt me?" Xie Yun was possessed by Zhuge Liang at this moment, and his mouth cannon skills were full, and he spoke for half an hour.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes were blackened by anger, this kind of reversal of right and wrong, in the entire flood desolation power, only the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor can say it confidently.
The most annoying thing is that what he says can be found, and it is not easy to refute it.
"Who seduced you?"
"You came all the way from the Great Leiyin Temple to come here, and the mother and daughter served a husband together, isn't it a seduction?"
"The candle night in this cave room has not passed, and after receiving the dowry, Bodhisattva, you want to turn your face and deny people?"
"I feel like I'll only really recognize you from now on!" Xie Yun looked angry.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was completely speechless.
A shameless person is simply a shame in the world of cultivating immortals, how can you be kind to such a person?
The two of you and I quarreled for four hours.
After the expiration date of the Xianfang limited edition perfume, the aesthetics of the three returned to normal.
Manjushri Bodhisattva and Dragon Descending Arhat, who had been tied to the head of the bed, came to their senses and exerted their strength to break free of the immortal rope.
The two looked at each other with a sneer on their faces.
"Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, look who I am!" Manjushri sneered, his figure flickered, and he turned into a prototype.
"Husband, is the concubine beautiful?" asked the Dragon Descending Arhat who also turned into a prototype, but still covered his face with a handkerchief.
"Hey!" Xie Yun was really disgusted, he looked at the two of them calmly, and said, "You ......"
"Hahaha, you didn't expect the deity to come down to test you personally, did you?" Manjushri laughed and said, "This time you ......"
"This time, I never expected that Manjushri, one of the four great bodhisattvas of Buddhism, would actually have a transvestite!" Xie Yun snatched Manjushri's words and said in extreme shock.
"I!
Manjushri's eyes widened, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out on the spot.
The dragon descending Arhat was also petrified, and the handkerchief fell to the ground on the spot.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was also stunned, and his heart was secretly bad.
This is shooting yourself in the foot!
If the matter of women's clothing spreads, Manjushri Bodhisattva and the dragon descending arhat will have no face to be human beings.
Now Lingji Bodhisattva connived at the Yellow Wind Monster dung in the Three Realms, which has made Buddhism a laughing stock, and if today's women's clothing incident spreads again, the Buddhist monks are embarrassed to go out.
The brain circuit of the Eight Desolate Immortal Emperors is fresh and refined, and it is simply poisonous!
The deity is here to test you, how did you trap yourself?
How to break this game?
"Immortal Emperor, you listen to the Buddha-figure's explanation, we wear women's clothes just to test you!" Manjushri explained dryly.
"You've got a cosmithosis!"
"The deity is here to test you!"
"You've got a cosmithosis!"
"Don't mess around!"
"You've got a cosmithosis!"
"Can you change your word?"
"You've got a cosmithosis!"
Burst!
Manjushri felt that he was going to be hurt by the breath.
That's a big deal!
A few days ago, he was still laughing at Lingji for splashing an unknown liquid, and now his own transvestite seems to be even more terrifying than that!
Manjushri and the Dragon Descending Arhat glanced at each other, and at the same time said, "Why don't you just kill you?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva listened with a black line on his face.
Are these two crazy?
Xie Yunxian didn't care about the identity of the Heavenly Dao Patrol Envoy and the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors, he was a disciple of the Dao Ancestor, who would dare to make a move against him?
And sure you can fight?
"System, I report that Manjushri wears women's clothes, which is immoral!"
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with twenty chaotic qi. ”
"System, I reported that the Dragon Descending Arhat wears women's clothes, which is immoral!"
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with fifteen chaotic qi. ”
"System, I report that Fuhu Arhat wears women's clothes, which is immoral!"
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with fifteen chaotic qi. ”
"Amitabha, two, strike first, capture him alive. Manjushri folded his hands and proposed.
"Okay!" the Dragon Descending Arhat nodded in agreement.
Guanyin Bodhisattva saw that there was no way, and he could only sacrifice the magic weapon.
"Since we can't hurt his life, let's capture him alive and wash away his memory, today's events can't be passed on!" Manjushri offered a purple gold demon pestle.
"Yes, before sealing his memory, you should also force him to wear women's clothes, and everyone will leave each other's handles, so that it will be safe!"
"No, after being captured, I will be beaten first, the deity will be angry with his liver today!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was also angry.
After the two quasi-saints and a Da Luo Golden Immortal sealed the house, they had a heated discussion.
Xie Yun sat on the chair, sipping tea, knocking on Erlang's leg, and acting as a melon eater, as if what happened had nothing to do with him.
"Ahem, three, can you consider Bendi's feelings?" Xie Yun asked as he took out four high-level fix cards.
"The deity's combat power is not weaker than yours, let alone three to one?" Manjushri said confidently.
As early as the period of the Lich War, he had already been promoted to a quasi-saint, and now he has been cultivating for many years, his mana is unfathomable, and he is proficient in the laws of fire, and it is theoretically easy to capture Xie Yun's body cultivation.
"Heh, one dozen three, this emperor will let you have one hand and two feet!" Xie Yun said lightly.
"Arrogance!" Manjushri shouted, raising the purple gold demon pestle and was about to pounce.
Fix card!
Xie Yun took out the fixing card that he had prepared a long time ago, and shook it casually, ready to hit the three of them.
Manjushri was stunned, to be able to fix himself, he needed at least the cultivation of the two corpses of Yasheng, and he also had to master the law of stillness to an extremely deep level......
Hiss!
Thinking about it carefully, this Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor has been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and he is actually an old Yasheng!
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