Chapter 71 is all the fault of expired pills
When Sha Seng broke through to the quasi-saint, Hongjun knew about the Jade Emperor's small movements, and went to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to talk to this former doorman.
No one knew the details of the conversation, but after the Jade Emperor came out, the first thing he did was to order Tai Bai Xing to urgently go to the Liusha River, so that the sand monk could honestly go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures.
Tai Bai Xing hurried this time, and his beard was crooked by the wind, so he came to the realm of the quicksand river.
And then stupid!
Hey?
Didn't the sand monk make a move?
Uncle Shi actually crossed the river safely?
Fortunately in the misfortune, Heavenly Court did not further tear up his face with his uncle.
"Taibai, it's better to come early than to come by chance, Bendi just caught a big fish, and it will be roasted immediately, come, sit down and wait." Xie Yun grabbed Tai Bai Xing's arm and scared the old man.
Although I don't know what happened, the current result of this matter is still good, as long as you call the sand monk out, worship a teacher, and your task will be completed.
"What are you doing today?" Xie Yun asked knowingly.
Tai Bai Xing enthusiastically brushed the barbecue sauce on the ancient giant crocodile, and replied with a smile: "Uncle Shi, there was a crime in Heaven hundreds of years ago that would break the glass cup and be relegated to the quicksand river. ”
"Little Lao'er hurried down to the mortal world just to introduce you, I don't know what you think?"
"Bendi is hungry, eat barbecue first, and then talk about it after eating. Xie Yun said with a smile.
Tai Bai Xing felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly put down the sauce bowl in his hand and flew into the quicksand river.
The cave at the bottom of the river was scorched black, and it seemed to have been slashed by thunder and lightning, and after some searching, it was too platinum star.
What about the sand monks?
This kid won't run away if he takes the Jade Emperor's Nine Turns Golden Pill, right?
If that's the case, this matter is not a thing, but an accident, how should I explain it to the Jade Emperor?
Looking at the sky, when you know it early, you will first take a look at the specific location of the sand monk.
Tai Bai Xing returned to the shore in a panic and asked, "Uncle Shi, have you seen the general of the rolling shutter?"
"General Roller Blind, I haven't seen it, but when I was crossing the river, I met a crocodile and wanted to sneak attack Bendi, but I was captured. Xie Yun pointed to the ancient giant crocodile on the barbecue grill said.
"Crocodile, what crocodile?" Tai Platinum Star was puzzled.
I'm talking to you about the Roller Blinds, what crocodile are you talking to me?
He turned his head to look at the fragrant giant crocodile on the barbecue grill, and immediately gasped.
Hiss!
This seems to be a roller shutter general!
Tai Bai Xing was a little confused, the sand monk was a dignified Luo Jin Immortal, he was the number one master in the heavenly court, and his cultivation was unfathomable, how could he fall to this?
"Taibai, save me!" said the Ancient Giant Crocodile suddenly raised his head and said weakly.
Hiss!
The body of the Rolling Shutter General is the Ancient Giant Crocodile!
"Uncle Shi, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!" Tai Baixing hurriedly rescued Sha Seng from the barbecue grill.
He looked at the sand monk who was already six minutes ripe, and shivered from beginning to end.
Uncle Shi is a quasi-saint, how can he not deduce the origin of Sha Seng, he is deliberate, 100% intentional.
"System, I reported that the Jade Emperor sent a sand monk to assassinate me!"
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host for the magic mantra. ”
Truth Word Demagogy: The magic power of the primary Truth Tongue Technique, which can trick the following monks into answering the questions posed by the host.
Tai Bai Xing looked at the dying Sha Monk, cold sweat flowed down his head, how to explain this matter now?
Roller shutter, you might as well be dead now, so that I can make up nonsense, and I can die without proof.
"Uncle Shi, this matter is like this, Your Majesty signed two orders some time ago, one is to intercept and kill the demon king of Xiniu Hezhou, and the other is to protect you, and the herald confuses the two lives. Tai Bai Xing forcibly explained.
A dead horse is a live horse doctor, and now I only hope that Uncle Shi will take care of the overall situation, and he doesn't want to tear his face with Heavenly Court, so he can believe this explanation.
"Hehe, do you think I believe it?" Xie Yun sneered.
Endure the calm for a while, take a step back, and open the sky, this wise saying I have never believed.
Mantra demagoguery!
Xie Yun pointed with his left hand, and a blue law power fell on the sand monk.
"Sha Monk, Tai Bai Xing is telling the truth?"
"No, it was he who told me personally, if you intercept and kill the people who take the scriptures, you can return to Heaven and be promoted to Marshal Tianpeng!" said Sha Seng with blank eyes.
"Roller blinds, you" too platinum star sat on the ground.
Finished!
How can this kind of conspiracy be put on the bright side?
Uncle Shi is a typical flaw that must be reported, this time he won't go directly to heaven, right?
Bang!
Heavenly Court, inside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
When the Jade Emperor saw this scene through the Haotian Mirror, he was furious, and directly overturned the jade case in front of him, and fell weakly on the seat, his face twitching slightly.
Roller blinds, you have the trust I have in you!
A large number of resources will cultivate you into a Da Luo Jin Immortal, and the precious Nine Turns Golden Pill will help you break through to the quasi-saint, even if you can't beat Uncle Shi, at least drag it undefeated, and wait for someone to come to the rescue!
You're fucking pounced on your face, trash!
And Tai Bai Xing, you are also a veteran diplomat, can you have a little brain, what is the purpose of your trip to the Quicksand River?
It's to reconcile the contradiction between Heavenly Court and Uncle Shi, not to save the fool of the roller blind, since he has been put on the barbecue grill by Uncle Shi, why are you saving him?
Two pig teammates, I will be killed by you sooner or later!
The Jade Emperor is now repentant.
"System, I report too platinum star to lie to me!"
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a promotion reincarnation card. ”
Promotion Reincarnation Card: A promoted version of the Reincarnation Card, at the expense of a large realm, allows the target to be reincarnated, obtain new ones, and retain memories.
Yes!
Burst!
The sand monk spurted out a large mouthful of black blood, his face turned purple, and he began to roll on the ground, looking like he was about to die of poison.
"Master, what's wrong with this curtain lifting?" Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks, and leaned in front of Sha Seng to ask.
"Get out!"
"Okay, master. Sun Wukong turned around and left, neatly.
Xie Yun controlled Sha Seng and used his divine sense to check the situation in his body, and then sighed and smashed his mouth.
Miserable!
The attack of erysipelas in the body of the sand monk not only exploded in the dantian, but also the meridians were broken, which was a hundred times more painful than rubbing the living into minced meat!
"What did you eat?"
"Nine turn Jindan, quick, kill me!" Sha Seng now has a distorted face, bent on death, and his already ugly face can't be seen.
"Taibai, what's going on?"
"The Jade Emperor gave me a nine-turn golden pill from the ancient period, saying that it was handed over to the roller shutter to help him break through to the quasi-saint, and I don't know what happened next. Tai Bai Xing looked at the measuring ruler representing justice in Xie Yun's hand, like pouring beans, and said everything he knew.
"System, I reported the Jade Emperor to give Sha Seng an expired pill!"
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a box of Xianfang limited edition perfume lavender. ”
Xianfang limited edition perfume lavender: For women, it can double the feminine charm, and for men, it can temporarily change its aesthetics.
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