Chapter 70: The Unlucky Guy

Zizizizizi!

The Nine Heavens Divine Thunder is not an ordinary thunder, although the sand monk tried his best to hide, he still let the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder entangle, and in the blink of an eye, the eyes of the lightning turned into gold stars, and his whole body was scorched.

The terrifying thing is that the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder also attracted his quasi-holy period of heavenly tribulation.

For a while, the wind and clouds above the quicksand river suddenly changed, and the scale of the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder expanded thousands of times, and Zhu Bajie stood on the shore and was secretly frightened.

"Master, did you blow up someone, how do I feel that someone's catastrophe was detonated by you?"

"Delusion, everything is an illusion, there is a big fish inside, let's just prepare to eat the fish then. Xie Yun's eyes were fiery, and he saw through that the body of the sand monk was an ancient giant crocodile.

It's no wonder that in Journey to the West, the water nature of the sand monk is similar to the eight precepts from the water army.

Hey, the poor Dao wants to fry a fish, not to yin you, Immeasurable Tianzun, Sha Seng, you have to believe me!

Click!

The space passage of the small world of the spirit was opened, and the black bear spirit came out with a food box to deliver the meal.

As soon as he came out, his scalp was numb from being frightened by the aura of the Heavenly Tribulation, and his whole body was upside down.

"What are you panicking about, this emperor has already set up a great array to deceive the heavens and cover up the heavens, the catastrophe cannot implicate us, and it is the unlucky people in the river who are tribulating. Xie Yun took out the acquired magic weapon barbecue grill that he smoked some time ago from the Qiankun bag.

"Hurry up, make a fire and prepare the seasoning, Bendi likes to eat spicy food, make a little more spicy sauce. ”

"The unlucky guy in the river won't survive the catastrophe, let's eat grilled fish today and sacrifice him for teeth. ”

Zhu Bajie hesitated a little and asked, "Master, what if people survive the catastrophe?"

"Then kill too, if you meet this emperor, count him unlucky!" Xie Yun took out the measuring ruler, and by the way, he also pulled the tablet out of the small world of Xuling.

The three of them sat in a row by the river, knocking on the pine nuts that the black bear spirit had fried some time ago, and commenting on the people inside.

"Hey, Bajie, why do you say he's so stupid, he's about to cross the catastrophe, and he still has to stay in the river, doesn't this make it more difficult for himself to cross the catastrophe?"

Water belongs to yin, thunder belongs to yang, yin and yang are born together, plus water has good conductivity, there is no place to hide halfway through the catastrophe, this plus and one subtraction, the probability of success of the catastrophe is immediately reduced by half.

"Hey, hey, master, what do you care about him? Anyway, he'll just eat the meat from our mouths later. Zhu Bajie smiled innocently.

The black bear spirit was also gearing up next to him.

There's nothing more exciting for a chef than encountering top-quality ingredients.

The sand monk fought against the Zixiao Thunder Tribulation in the quicksand river, and also divided part of his mind to guard against Xie Yun on the shore, so he naturally heard this sentence.

In an instant, he was in a hurry, made a mistake in his position, and was continuously slashed by the Zixiao Thunder Tribulation from the front, and his vitality was greatly injured and turned into his body.

Roar!

In the quicksand river, a giant crocodile like a big black mouse scurried around, and the catastrophe followed, bombing wildly.

If you don't consider the feelings of the people who crossed the heavenly tribulation, this heavenly tribulation is still quite good-looking, like a heavenly maiden scattering flowers and radiating brightly.

Half an hour later, the Zixiao Thunder Tribulation was exhausted, and the sand monk relied on the strong body defense of the ancient giant crocodile to survive the heavenly tribulation, but he was also split half of his body and retreated to the Great Luo Golden Immortal.

"Master, I'll do it without you. The monument rushed out as soon as possible.

"What is it?" Sha Seng only felt a flash of light in the corner of his eye, and he lost consciousness with a sharp pain in the back of his head.

Boom!

The muffled sound finally came, and the ancient giant crocodile flipped its white belly and floated on the water.

"Hmph, waste!" flew back with the sand monk on top of the stele.

"Hey, this is a quasi-saint?" Zhu Bajie and the black bear spirit both gasped.

Eighty percent of the quasi-saints of the Three Realms of the Flood Desolation have seen or heard of them, who is this guy?

"You two don't care who he is, hurry up and clean it up and get on the barbecue!" Xie Yun stood up and stretched, and at a glance he took a fancy to the purple jade gourd conceived in the Sha Seng Dantian, and raised his hand to stroke it over.

How did the things of the senior brother come to the sand monk?

Hey, there's something in the gourd.

"Huh, Goku?"

"Damn, second senior brother, you were caught by this ugly thing?"

Sun Wukong touched the back of his head, looked depressed, and explained: "This guy doesn't talk about morality in the rivers and lakes, and he will sneak attack my grandson when he comes up!"

"Don't explain, the gentleman is revenge, and now he is revenge, and the teacher will give you a chance now, give Xiong Da a hand, and roast that guy. ”

Xiong Da took a brush and cleaned the ancient giant crocodile, evenly coated it with a layer of chili sauce, and put it on the barbecue grill.

Zizizizi!

The grease drips down and the fragrance begins to waft out.

"Master, how long will it take for this guy to be roasted?" Zhu Bajie drooled, the last time he ate his former flesh, he felt a little nervous, and this time he couldn't let it go no matter what.

The ancient crocodile on the barbecue shook slightly.

The sand monk has woken up, but he doesn't dare to move!

"You are a foodie, and you see it as the true fire of the teacher's samadhi. Xie Yun picked up a handful of cumin, sprinkled it on the giant crocodile, and turned the fire in the barbecue grill into a samadhi real fire.

Zizi!

A scorching smell came from the scene.

Whew!

The ancient giant crocodile turned over and crawled into the quicksand river, wisps of green smoke rising from his skull, and he was extremely embarrassed.

"Outflank left and right, can't let this guy escape. Xie Yun waved his hand, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Xiong Da followed the monument and quickly blocked the seriously injured sand monk.

"Fellow Daoists, who am I? Where am I? Do you believe me when I pass by?" a very stiff expression appeared on the face of the sand monk.

"I believe you are a ghost!" Sun Wukong said angrily: "Master, this guy is going to kill us by the will of the Jade Emperor, first kill him, and then refine his soul to interrogate!"

Nima!

Don't even let go of your soul after you die?

Sha Seng's face turned white, looking at the stick, rake, whip, and monument that came over!

He wanted to sacrifice his blade, but found that the dantian was empty.

"Idiot, are you looking for this thing?" Xie Yun asked with the Demon Suppression Half Moon Shovel in his hand.

it!

Sha Seng's face turned from white to green, and he shouted: "Wait, you grandsons talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes, let's fight alone!"

"Hehe!" Xie Yun sneered.

"System, I report Sha Seng for insulting me!"

"Ding, in the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with thirty chaotic qi. ”

"Okay! My master said, why fight alone if you can beat us alone, or will we beat you alone?" Sun Wukong beat with a golden hoop stick.

"You are also the demon king of the nether realm, and you are a person with identity and face" Sha Seng didn't finish saying this, so he let Sun Wukong hit his head with a stick and flew directly.

Bang!

The stele is connected, and the sand monk is flying again!

Syllable!

Xiong Da's whip was connected, and the sand monk was very helpless in the air.

After he was beaten violently in the air, he was about to hit the ground, and Zhu Bajie's nine-toothed nail rake came again.

Poor thing!

Sha Seng was beaten to his body, and then asked Zhu Bajie to bring it back, wash it and tie it up and put it on the barbecue grill again.

He was determined to open meat today.

"Wait, wait!"

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