"Hey, hey, my old grandson's seventy-two changes to heaven and earth, where can't I go?" Sun Wukong smiled proudly and said, "Sun Tzu, you can't stop me!"

Syllable!

The unicorn waved the fly swatter, and the fly version of Sun Wukong was directly slammed into the wall and bounced twice.

", what baby?" Sun Wukong stared at the fly swatter and was blinded.

He flew back up, pinched his invisibility, and vanished, leaving only a buzz in the room.

The one-horned man was in trouble, and he waved the fly swatter at random, only to hear a snap, and something hit the wall.

Sun Wukong is stupid.

My grandson is invisible, you can still hit it with one hit, open it, right?

"Do you have the ability to hear and distinguish the position, I use stealth to see what you can do with me!"

After a while, the hum in the room was gone.

The one-horned swatter held the fly swatter, and the swatter drew a strange arc, and there was another snap.

Sun Wukong began to doubt life!

He emphasized to himself in his heart that a coincidence, it must be a coincidence......

Syllable!

The fly swatter drew a strange arc and once again flew Sun Wukong.

"I TM#✘&@¥......" Sun Wukong was completely crazy and began to fly around.

The one-horned man was overjoyed in his heart, sighed that the Immortal Emperor was like a god, and began to wave the fly swatter wildly.

Bang! Bang......

After fighting for half an hour, Sun Wukong's nose and face were swollen after being beaten, and he finally couldn't bear it and showed his original form, begging for mercy: "Don't fight, my old grandson is served, where did your fly swatter come from?"

"Given by the Immortal Emperor. The unicorn smiled triumphantly.

Monkey King: emmm

Master, you cheat, you ......

"Take me to see my master!" Sun Wukong said dejectedly.

The unicorn used King Kong to lasso Sun Wukong and said, "Great Sage, the beauty you want, don't the Immortal Emperor sleep this big night?"

"Let's hand it over to the Immortal Emperor tomorrow morning, and if you squat in the corner for one night, I will go to bed." ”

The unicorn yawned, climbed into bed, and began to fall asleep.

Sun Wukong squatted in the corner, how helpless and helpless, how pitiful and pitiful.

In the end, he couldn't bear it anymore, clenched his fists and roared: "Why don't you give my grandson a blanket!"

The one-horned man got up, took out a very old, patched blanket from under the bed, threw it over, and said, "Great Sage, don't dislike it, I'll cover it together." ”

Sun Wukong was about to say thank you, but he suddenly felt a little sour in his eyes.

This blanket smells really punchy, belonging to the mixed stench of foot odor, fox odor, sweat odor and fishy smell together, and then fermented for three months!

Vomit!

After the great sage vomited, he rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and fainted from the stench.

The next day, there were three poles on the sun.

The one-horned man carried Sun Wukong and brought the monkey to Xie Yun, which was a thousand thanks, and the sycophants were endless, like a river bursting its embankment.

"The Immortal Emperor is clever, your apprentice really hit the plan, and now he has been brought to you, let you dispose of it, should we let it go or lock it up first?"

One bite at a time, the more Sun Wukong listened, the more he felt wrong, and he was wronged to the extreme, and two lines of tears couldn't help but flow out.

Whose master is this?

"Ahem, Wukong, did you go steal the unicorn last night?" Xie Yun asked.

Sun Wukong nodded mechanically.

The one-horned man began to use his hands and feet to describe the experience of last night, what captured Monkey King on the spot, captured the stolen goods, what fly swatter showed his might, and beat him badly......

Silence!

Xie Yun withdrew his fly swatter and sealed the unicorn's mouth by the way.

No wonder this guy will be a villain, he talks a lot, and he will die in the future!

"Journey to the West, I reported the Monkey King to the night thief. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a water hyacinth. ”

Water hyacinth: A magic weapon with a space formation inside, which can be filled with unlimited water.

Xie Yun shook his head, casually threw the water hyacinth aside, and looked at the second apprentice with interest.

"Wukong, although you can't beat the unicorn, but your background is better than his, why don't you know how to play to your strengths?"

"My old grandson went to heaven to call someone, and those guys didn't do anything!" Sun Wukong wanted to cry.

When Xie Yun heard this reason, he kicked the monkey into the wall, kicking it very deeply, and it was not easy to buckle it.

"Rebel, everyone knows that there is a difficulty, ask Lao Tzu to help solve it, why don't you know, is my master for nothing?"

"King Kong Zhuo is powerful, but is there no magic weapon in the hands of the teacher who can suppress King Kong Zhuo?"

"You borrowed it casually, and beat him down a long time ago, why did the four of us master and apprentice delay here for so long?"

Sun Wukong was sprayed by Xie Yun and almost committed suicide, this time he was a typical dark light, and he didn't help with the biggest backer, but went to Heaven to find a group of Xiao Qisan.

Don't complain if you lose!

"Master, can you borrow the Liuhe Monument to use it for apprentices, it's really not good, and the seven-star sword is also okay, I don't dislike it. ”

Whoosh!

Liuhe Monument heard the call and came out of the small world of the spirit.

"What are you doing, who are you going to beat, just say that I have had a small breakthrough in kendo recently, and I am trying to find someone to try my hand. ”

The unicorn looked at the Liuhe Monument, and began to muttered in his heart, this thing is also a magic weapon, what is the origin, it doesn't seem to be easy to mess with, and I don't know if King Kong Zhuo can put it in.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed and went back with the Liuhe Monument.

On Li Tianwang's side, the four of them didn't sleep for a night, but discussed how to deal with the unicorn.

As he spoke, Nezha noticed that every time the unicorn finished fighting, he had to say a word about beating the dog and it depended on the owner.

", that guy has been reminding us that we have to go to Tushi Palace to find Taishang Laojun for help. ”

"My son, how can you be sure that the monster is reminding us?" Li Jing questioned from the perspective of a soldier, "Could there be a fraud?"

Nezha said confidently: "Dad, don't worry, absolutely not, living with the Immortal Emperor, he will collapse if he is alive." ”

"He wanted to leave the Immortal Emperor's side, but he didn't dare to say it explicitly, so he could only hint at us like this. ”

Boom!

Li Jing slapped the table and said happily: "That makes sense, Xingjun, please go to Tushi Palace for a trip, no matter what, you have to invite Taishang Laojun down." ”

After Huo De Xingjun left, Sun Wukong also returned, although he looked miserable, but his spirit was good, with the help of Liuhe Monument, he was ninety percent sure of winning the one-horned man.

"Today is a good day......

Nezha watched his good brother humming a song, pulled the corner of Li Jing's clothes, and asked in a low voice, "Dad, Brother Monkey won't be stupid by that monster, right?"

"It's hard to say, it's better to call the military doctor to come and take a look, don't really have anything wrong, it's not good for us to explain to the Immortal Emperor." ”。

After Sun Wukong was molested by seven or eight military doctors, he was furious: "What are you doing, my old grandson has a way to break demons, and you treat me like this?"

Li Jing, Nezha and Lei Gong shook their heads in unison and asserted: The Great Sage is really crazy.