Chapter 228 tricks in and kills a single dog

Sun Wukong turned into a green-headed fly, and was about to fly into the Golden Eye Cave to steal King Kong, when Lei Gong quickly stopped him.

"Great Sage, how can anyone do this during the day, you have to wait until the night, silently, and unconsciously when you do it. ”

Nezha also nodded and said: "That's it, first, the devil is sleepy at night, and secondly, the night is dark, I didn't use this method to steal the family's treasures for wine and drink." ”

There was a circle of question marks above Li Jing's head, you little rabbit, you have a lot of ideas!

There is a wonderful family ethics drama such as a father beating his son, and Sun Wukong also dispelled the idea of stealing treasures, he moved a small bench and sat next to Lei Gong and Huo Dexingjun to eat melons and watch the play.

Hey, Lao Li's family law is very ruthless!

The heavenly soldiers and generals outside listened to the screams coming from the main tent, and they all started gossip titles in their hearts.

What kind of abuse did Nezha Pioneer suffer?

The Heavenly Court Pioneer screamed for no reason, is this a distortion of human nature, or is it a moral degradation?

The story of five strong men and screams......

That night, the wind was clear and the moon was bright, the night was picturesque, and the crystal dew began to condense on the tips of the grass.

Sun Wukong left the camp, came to the door of the Golden Eye Cave, transformed into a black fly the size of a bean, and got in through the crack in the door.

He hadn't taken two steps before he was taken aback.

I saw that the Golden Eye Cave was plastered with slogans of three defenses everywhere, and at all intersections, there were little monsters staring at each other and being on high alert.

The slogans are all catchy: fly prevention is not positive, and there is a problem with thinking.

Fire, theft, and flies are everyone's responsibility.

There are thousands of regulations, and the first one is to prevent flies.

The fly prevention is not standardized, and the whole family is in tears.

......

"Just you little monsters, you still want to stop my old grandson?" Sun Wukong looked at the little monster in front of him with disdain, and added a stealth technique to himself.

Airplanes~~

He swaggered in, and the two little monsters guarding the level were almost scared to death.

"Spider Spirit, are there any flies flying over?" asked the badger head nervously.

"No way, are my eight eyes white?" said the spider spirit confidently, "unless he can be invisible." ”

", it's over, the Great Sage is really good at stealth, the buzz just now is ......" The badger head slapped his skull, took the spear and ran inside.

Sun Wukong was still wandering around in the cave at this time, where the one-horned man lived, he really didn't know, he could only find it hole by hole.

The buzz was loud, almost making the little monsters in the Golden Eye Cave have a collective nervous breakdown, and everyone was in a hurry, and the grass and trees were all soldiers.

In order to guard against Sun Wukong, the unicorn deliberately moved into the most remote grotto of Jinyan Cave to sleep, and just fell asleep, he woke up the badger head spirit.

"What's the matter, that monkey broke in with stealth?"

The little monsters under his hands are a group of stubborn bronze-level war scum, and the biggest role is to insert an eye, find people, and call the police in advance, but how can they see through Sun Wukong's stealth technique.

Damn, it's over, I can't sleep tonight!

The badger head spirit looked at the hesitant unicorn and suggested: "King, if you are in trouble, find the Immortal Emperor." ”

The unicorn eyes lit up, and he went to ask Xie Yun how to prevent monkeys while wearing his clothes.

Xie Yun was playing Go with the fox girl at this time, and Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were watching the battle.

"Only a thousand days to be a thief, how can there be a thousand days to prevent thieves? You can sleep as you want, regardless of him, trick that splashing monkey in. ”

"When he starts stealing the vajra, you will arrest him again, and then you will arrest the man and send it to me. After listening to the unicorn's complaint, Xie Yun put down the chess pieces in his hand and said with a smile.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng grinned, and mourned for the second senior brother for three seconds in their hearts.

It's miserable, it's too miserable, I was ruthlessly crushed by the master with my IQ, and I calculated it to the bones, and it is estimated that I will be reported again.

The one-horned man is overjoyed, and the straight immortal emperor is clever.

He returned satisfied, and instructed the badger head to mark his residence, and not to hide it, a little childish.

He did not sleep in the grotto, but went back to his room, called seven or eight mountain spirits and tree ghosts who rubbed white and greased, danced and undressed, and began to indulge in pleasure.

Sun Wukong was wandering around the Golden Eye Cave, and he suddenly saw all the little monsters taking out a wooden sign marked with an arrow in their hands.

The direction is all the same, and it seems to be pointing something......

"Could it be that this is to lure you into the urn?" Sun Wukong muttered and flew away with the arrow to guide the way.

Joke, Lao Tzu is a dignified Monkey King, will he be afraid of a monster, can't he leave if he can't beat me?

The final point of the arrow was the one-horned room, the door was half-covered, and the smell of fat powder and the laughter of women could be heard from inside.

Sun Wukong lay on the crack of the door and looked inside, gasping, and the unicorn was sitting on the bed hugging left and right, so unhappy.

"Damn, is it now fashionable to trick monkeys into killing them as single dogs?"

"This monster is a bit cruel!"

Sun Dasheng, who has been abstinent for more than 500 years, squatted at the door, listening to the movements inside, silently reciting the "Pure Heart Mantra" in his mouth, and greeting the eighteen generations of one-horned ancestors in his heart.

Until the second half of the night, the mountain spirit tree ghost who rubbed powder and grease was disheveled and reluctantly left.

Inside, the one-horned man was lying on the bed with his black chest hair exposed, sleeping on all fours, and a strange smell filled the air.

"I must not let Zixia know about this, otherwise my old grandson's good reputation for many years will be ruined!" Sun Wukong transformed, restored his true body, and said silently.

At a glance, he saw the diamond on the unicorn arm, and hurriedly stepped forward and moved it twice at will, but the diamond did not move at all.

Sun Wukong compared his arm with the unicorn, and was instantly hit with no skin.

This monster is stupidly big and dark, and its biceps are also well developed, disgusting.

He plucked a monkey hair, turned it into a dog's tail grass, and began to scratch the unicorn's squeaky nest.

"This group of little monsters is really lacking in training, and they haven't dried the quilt for Lao Tzu for a long time, and they have grown fleas. The one-horned man muttered with his eyes closed.

He flicked the Vajra down, rolled over, and continued to sleep.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed, grabbed the arm of the unicorn, and began to masturbate King Kong, and when he was stroking, the unicorn clasped the monkey's paw with his backhand and sneered.

"Great Sage, what are you doing?"

"The market is bad these days, have you come out to do odd jobs to subsidize your family?"

"My hammer is not worth a few dollars, the gold and silver treasures are all under the bed, if you want to squeak, my brother will give it!"

Sun Wukong's face gradually approached the color of his buttocks, and after he broke free twice, he found that he couldn't break free, so he immediately made a decision, grabbing the unicorn's chest hair and pulling it.

Sting!

Yes~~

A miserable scream echoed in the Golden Eye Mountain, which was sad for the hearer and tearful for the listener.

Sun Wukong finally broke free of his hand, he turned into a green-headed fly, and was about to fly away.

"Brother, I'm sorry, my grandson didn't mean it!"

The unicorn was furious, took out the fly swatter, and said coldly: "I want to leave, I can't stand you today!"

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