Reincarnation Card: After use, the target can be reincarnated again, retaining its original cultivation and memory.

Xie Yun looked at the reincarnation card in his hand, pursed his lips, and secretly cursed.

This emperor is handsome and chic, and his temperament is like the birth of an immortal, even if he uses a reincarnation card, he will not be reincarnated with a more handsome body.

Wait, this Zhu Bajie didn't flirt with Chang'e in Guanghan Palace, so why was he beaten down to the mortal world?

Bang!

Zhu Bajie knelt down directly to Miss Gao's version of the black bear spirit, and explained frantically: "Lady, listen to me, when I was in Guanghan Palace, I just went to find Wu Gang to drink, who knew that I would meet the Jade Emperor and Fairy Chang'e for a private meeting." ”

"And then?" the black bear spirit's eyes glowed with gossip.

Secrets of the Heavenly Court!

I've never heard of it before, it's so exciting!

Then the Queen Mother came, and brought the Seven Fairies with her. Zhu Bajie said with a gloomy face: "Then I gave the Jade Emperor a thunderbolt, was beaten to the mortal world, met you, you are my true love, Cuilan, you have to believe me!"

it!

Xie Yun watched Zhu Bajie affectionately touch the bear claws of Miss Gao's version of the black bear essence, retched disgustingly, and without hesitation, reported.

"System, I reported that the Jade Emperor had an affair with Chang'e. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with thirty chaotic and chaotic qi. ”

At this moment, the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court Lingxiao Treasure Hall is leading all the immortals to keep an eye on the progress of Gao Laozhuang's affairs through the Heavenly Treasure Mirror.

The Heavenly Mirror is fixed in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, which is left by the Heavenly Dao, and anyone in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation can check it, except for the saint, even the sub-saint cannot completely hide his traces in front of the Heavenly Mirror.

Xie Yun only performed a simple stealth technique, so he was seen and heard clearly by the immortals.

"Zhang Bairen, you give the old lady an explanation!" came the roar of the queen mother outside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

The immortals glanced at each other and retreated.

The Jade Emperor's family affairs, it is better not to inquire about the subordinates. But on that day, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall was almost destroyed, and the Jade Emperor, who was never lazy, did not go to the early court for three months.

Hey, the battle is fierce!

Xie Yun, who was far away in Gao Laozhuang, didn't know that he casually reported it, and it actually caused a bloody battle in Heavenly Court.

Now, Zhu Bajie and Miss Gao's version of the black bear essence are crazy about sprinkling spoiled dog food, and he can't eat it at all, otherwise Xiong Da will lose his body.

"Marshal Tianpeng, the night is long, don't worry, there is an important thing to tell you in the poor road, you have a kidney deficiency, and you may have to be wasted. Xie Yun said.

"Who, actually know my old pig's past life? No, my kidneys are ......" Zhu Bajie was a little stunned when he heard someone call him Marshal Tianpeng, and then realized that something was wrong.

Lao Tzu is a dignified golden immortal, will he have kidney deficiency?

Zhu Bajie sacrificed a nine-toothed nail rake, looked around the boudoir, and finally found Sun Wukong and Xie Yun standing in the corner.

"Who are you?"

"I'm a demon hunter invited by Gaojiazhuang. Xie Yun said seriously.

"Hehe, demon hunter, with you, you are also worthy of catching my old pig?" Zhu Bajie wrapped Miss Gao's version of the black bear essence into the quilt to prevent it from going away, and then sat on the edge of the bed, looking Xie Yun up and down.

The oily Monkey King was directly ignored.

"Well, you stupid pig, do you know who my master is?" Sun Wukong said angrily.

"Who wants to know who he is, where did you pop up like a monkey?" Zhu Bajie saw that Xie Yun was white and clean, and he didn't seem to have any combat power, so he turned his attention to Sun Wukong.

"I'm the Monkey King!" "Sun Wukong held a purple bamboo stick and threatened Zhu Bajie.

Poof!

Zhu Bajie covered his stomach and smiled, that Bi Ma Wen used a golden hoop stick, where did you pick up the broken stick?

"Forget it, you two hurry up, my old pig is also a person with status, don't kill the little fish and shrimp of the nameless, don't disturb Lao Tzu's good deeds. ”

"System, I report Zhu Bajie for humiliating me!"

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with ten chaotic qi. ”

Xie Yun rolled up his sleeves, moved his body, snatched the purple bamboo stick from Sun Wukong's hand, pointed at Zhu Bajie obliquely and asked, "Stupid pig, Bendi, this little fish and shrimp, come and try it today, how many catties and taels do you have." ”

"Eh, fool, ask for more blessings!" Sun Wukong hesitated for three seconds and stood in the corner.

The first form of the basic stick method.

Zhu Bajie held a nine-toothed nail rake, and when he was still in a daze, he let the purple bamboo stick that seemed to be slow and fast fall to the ground, causing serious internal injuries.

The second form of the basic stick method.

Xie Yun wheeled up the purple bamboo stick, ready to sweep.

Bang dang!

Zhu Bajie knelt down directly and said, "Master Dao, my old pig has served!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Sun Wukong gloated next to him and asked: "Stupid pig, now you know who my master is and who my old grandson is!"

"I know, meet the person who learned the scriptures, and meet the senior brother. Zhu Bajie directly confessed.

Xie Yun nodded with satisfaction and said: "The confession attitude is good, and the emperor also plans to let you go, but the pig demon meat is rare, and I haven't eaten it, do you want to stop resisting, and the emperor will unload a pig's trotter from you and open a meat?"

"Bah, shameless, I am the Marshal of Tianpeng who is in charge of the 100,000 naval army of the Heavenly Court, you dare to humiliate me like this?

"Summon! The Milky Way has fallen for nine days, and 100,000 sailors are here to see!"

For a while, the sound of water in the whole boudoir was monstrous, and the waves were bursting, and it seemed that there was really a heavenly river flowing down.

Gaofu forecourt.

Master Gao is peeping with Gao Cai.

"Dao Chang should be able to subdue the pig demon, right?"

"I don't know!" Gao Cai was a little weak-hearted.

The previous demon hunters were all found by him, and Xie Yun was the sixth.

"I hope so!" said Master Gao with a deep sigh.

Bang!

A large hole suddenly broke in the boudoir, and a dark shadow escaped.

", Cuilan, why are you fat?" Zhu Bajie complained while carrying Miss Gao's version of the black bear essence and driving the black cloud.

Black Bear Spirit: emmmm

If you can't beat it, just by this sentence, you should be sure to roast suckling pig!

But now.

"Master, save me!"

Xie Yun, who had an unfortunate face, came out of the boudoir, took out the impotence card, shook it casually, and accurately hit Zhu Bajie.

The impotence card takes effect.

Zhu Bajie felt a chill in his crotch, but he didn't feel that something was wrong, so he ran away without looking back.

"Xiong Da, don't worry, your chastity Emperor Bendi managed to wrap it up, let's sleep, and I'll save you at dawn. Xie Yun yawned and said.

The black bear wrapped in the quilt carefully cooled down, and the secret path was not good.

Sleep with the pig demon for one night, who knows what this thing will do to lose its conscience.

Xie Yun looked at Zhu Bajie who was far away and shook his head.

Hemp eggs!

was still careless, thinking that Zhu Bajie would magnify his moves, but the goods actually ran away directly, which was really a coward.

The dignified Marshal Tianpeng, the bluffing Lao Tzu was stunned for a moment, in the end, he was actually a deserter, I couldn't imagine it!

"Dao Chief, the pig demon ......" Master Gao looked at Zhu Bajie who was rolling away, and asked with anxiety.

"It's okay, the pig demon can't run the pig's nest, tomorrow at dawn, the poor road will serve his pig's nest. ”

"You clean up two good guest rooms for our master and apprentice, and we have to have a good rest. ”

Sun Wukong was a little embarrassed and asked, "Master, let's just give up Xiong Da like this, okay?"

"I want to chase you, I'm tired of being a teacher, and I want to sleep. Xie Yun turned around and followed Master Gao away.

Sun Wukong hesitated for a second, and followed the footsteps of the master, the master will not be wrong, so Xiong Da, you should ask for more blessings.

PS: What will happen if Xiong Da sleeps with Zhu Bajie for one night?