Xie Yun Meimei slept all night, got up the next morning, drank millet porridge with pickles, and casually asked where Master Gao's nest was.

"Master Dao, that pig demon has a cave in Fuling Mountain, named Yunzhan Cave. Master Gao said guiltily.

After all, it was Xiong Da who was captured by Zhu Bajie, and he was guarding off the disaster for his daughter, and he didn't know how to get through this night.

"Don't worry, the old donor, as the so-called dead Daoist friend does not die poor Dao, Poor Dao has already arranged everything yesterday, and he will leave after breakfast. ”

Master Gao was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth for a long time, didn't know what to say, and finally held back a sentence: "The Taoist chief is really clever, and the little old man admires it." ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, he choked on it, and millet porridge almost squirted out of his nostrils.

Master, you are a big pit!

Bang!

Xie Yun kicked Sun Wukong away, and said dissatisfiedly: "As a teacher, you can also read minds, if you have anything to say, you can kick you in front of your teacher." ”

After the two finished breakfast, Xie Yun rode the little white dragon and took the limping Sun Wukong to find the Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain.

The three words of the cloud stack cave on the boulder at the entrance of the cave are very delicate.

"That stupid pig has good calligraphy!" Xie Yun praised.

Poof!

Gao Cai smiled disdainfully: "Dao Chief, this cave used to be the cave of the second sister of the egg, and this pig demon inserted the door upside down for the second sister of the egg, but in less than a year, the second sister died and cheapened him." ”

Forehead.

Xie Yun was speechless, he didn't expect Zhu Bajie to be addicted to plugging in the door, and he was also a wife, no wonder Master Gao was not happy with this family business.

"Wukong, go call the door and see if they get up. ”

"Oh!" Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick from his ear and smashed it towards the gate of Yunzhan Cave.

After his purple cloud stick was taken away by Xie Yun, he hadn't returned it yet, so he could only use the golden hoop stick.

Knock knock!

The metal gate of Yunzhan Cave was smashed into potholes, and the movement was so loud that it could be heard for hundreds of miles, but it was restored in the blink of an eye.

"! The copper essence of Shouyang Mountain is used to make doors, it's too extravagant, right?" Sun Wukong was stunned.

Shouyang Mountain is the dojo of Taishang Laojun, and what is produced is the innate copper essence, which is not much in quantity, but the flexibility is excellent, and it is used to make Dan furnaces, even if it is a fryer, it is not afraid.

Heavenly Court bought a lot of copper essence and made it into a shield, but I didn't expect Zhu Bajie to secretly bring down two shields as a gate.

"Master, I can't smash it open, unless the saint comes in person, otherwise only the pig demon can open it. Sun Wukong dragged the golden hoop stick and came back dejected.

"Hey, waste!" Xie Yun finished speaking, jumped off his horse, and walked straight towards the Yunzhan Cave.

"Master, there is a door!"

"Hey, master, have you heard, there is... Yes... There is a door!"

Bang!

Sun Wukong looked sluggish, watching Xie Yun crash into the gate and knock the gate made of copper into a large hole, without pausing at all, and walked in directly.

Damn, master, you're iron-headed!

"You three follow. Xie Yun's voice came from the cloud stack cave.

"Hey, this monkey is really not as strong as Dao Chang!" Gao Cai passed by Sun Wukong, who was in a daze, shook his head and said.

"Second Senior Brother, you can't do it!" Xiao Bailong followed Gao Cai and also entered the Cloud Stack Cave.

Sun Wukong felt that the monkey's face was not good, looking at the sky, it was not that my old grandson was not strong, but that the master was too fierce!

The decoration of Yunzhan Cave is still very exquisite, and it can be seen that the second sister of the original owner has a good taste, but she forcibly made Zhu Bajie live in a pig's nest.

The cave is full of garbage, and it also exudes a stench, which is so bad that it is spicy to the eyes.

Xie Yun couldn't bear it anymore, and used the Great Pudu Technique to completely purify the stench in the cave with bursts of Buddha light, and the air was completely new.

"Oh my mother, I didn't think that the Great Purdue Technique could also be used as an air freshening technique, not bad!"

Buddhist monks: emmmm

What is this operation?

Along the Dongfu Yongdao, after walking through the hall, passing by the kitchen, the alchemy cave and the refining cave, a red-suited room appeared in front, which seemed to be the wedding room prepared by Zhu Bajie for himself.

After pushing the door open and entering, Xie Yun thought that he was used to seeing strong winds and waves, and he was also shocked.

it!

What did you two big men do yesterday?

Zhu Bajie's red groom's dress was torn apart, and he sat in the corner of the wedding room with a blank face, as if he had lost hope in life and had nothing to love.

Miss Gao's version of the black bear spirit bridal dress was also torn off most of the time, and she was lying on the marriage bed with her eyes blank, motionless, and there were still saliva stains on her face.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Xiong Da, this emperor has come to save you!" Xie Yun took out a purple bamboo stick and chanted a long voice.

"Wow!"

"Master, you have to make the decision for me! This pig demon is not a human! He is a beast!" Miss Gao's version of the black bear spirit heard the voice, and his sanity recovered slightly, and when he saw Xie Yun, Ma Yu got up from the bed and flew over.

Xie Yun kicked away the black bear spirit who was about to hug his thigh, and said, "This guy is not a human in the first place, he is a pig." ”

Miss Gao's version of the black bear spirit was stunned for a moment, and explained: "Master, listen to me, yesterday I was captured by this pig to the cave, and it was explained that I was not his daughter-in-law, he didn't listen, and thought I was going to play role-playing with him, and his interest was even higher!"

"This bastard holding my old bear's face is a raw gnaw, if he doesn't do it, my old bear's virgin body will be lost here, or in the hands of a boar!"

"Gross!"

The black bear remembered the scene of last night, and went to the side to retch.

Xie Yun tore off a piece of red cloth from the curtain of the marriage bed and wrote five big characters on it - ancestral old Chinese medicine!

He hung the red cloth on the purple bamboo stick and shouted: "Don't miss it when you pass by, the ancestral old Chinese medicine doctor specializes in treating bruises and infertility!"

"The sitting in the corner, the old man saw your face, and knew that you had kidney loss, do you want to come over for treatment?"

"What?" Zhu Bajie's face finally regained a trace of brilliance, and after he woke up, he saw Xie Yun dressed as a man in the rivers and lakes, and the three souls and six spirits were almost scared away.

"Oh, demon Dao, my old pig can't beat you, it doesn't mean I'm afraid of you, don't deceive people too much!"

"Who bullied you? Bendi is the most enthusiastic and proficient in medical skills, and when he sees a patient, he can't bear it and wants to treat him. Xie Yun shook the ancestral old Chinese medicine flag in his hand and swore an oath.

"Master, when did you become proficient in medical skills!" Sun Wukong had just entered the wedding room and asked with a confused expression.

Bang!

Xie Yun used the measuring ruler in his hand as a hidden weapon, directly smashed Sun Wukong and flew out, and said lightly: "There are more places to go for the teacher's meeting, do I need to report to you?"

"The Taoist is erudite and talented, and the little one admires!" Gao Cai said adoringly beside him.

"Calm down!" Xie Yun waved his sleeves and turned around, came to Zhu Bajie and asked, with a tall demeanor, he asked: "Idiot, open your mouth and let Bendi look at the tongue!"

Zhu Bajie opened his mouth hesitantly, and the stench hit.

Xie Yun slapped his thigh and said casually: "Sure enough, the tongue is water, and the kidney is the water source of the body, your bad breath is so serious, it can be seen that the kidney deficiency is serious." ”

"What? Dao Chief, no, I could have done it before!" Zhu Bajie said in horror.

"Thousands of miles of embankment, collapse in the anthill, do you understand? Anyway, your kidney is seriously deficient, there is no medicine to treat, I don't believe you take aphrodisiacs to give it a try!" Xie Yun shook his head and said with a look of regret.

Zhu Bajie hurriedly rummaged through the cabinets, found a bottle of mysterious blue pills, poured out three or five pills, and swallowed them in one gulp.

Five minutes later, there was no response.

Zhu Bajie swallowed a small blue pill, and after five minutes, there was still no response.

Zhu Bajie turned out the picture of the spring palace at the bottom of the box, looked at it for five minutes, and still didn't have a trace of desire, and immediately sat down on the ground, howling and saying, "Dao Chief, save me!"

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