Chapter 352 Master of the Tea Ceremony
"Sister Guanyin, go?" Xie Yun smiled strangely and asked, "Where can I go?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva: Meow ???
She was stunned for a long time with a stick of incense, suddenly jumped back, opened her mouth and burst out a foul sentence: Damn, why is the Immortal Emperor you?
No way, it's absolutely impossible!
How could this flower-like beauty in front of him be the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor with a perverted body and a poisonous tongue.
This contrast is too great for the deity to accept.
He meows, the cultivation is faster than the deity, and the cultivation is higher than the deity, all of which are counted, why are women's clothes still more beautiful than the deity, is this still life-friendly?
"Master, take the supernatural powers!" Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng said with tears streaming down their faces.
Xie Yun smiled, and the three of them actually had a feeling of heartbeat.
Ma Dan, I knew that this was the ending, I should have promised the master's women's clothes just now, and being taken away and ravaged by Sai Tai Sui is better than being crazy and molested by the master here!
Bang!
Xie Yun kicked the three apprentices away, flying far away, and they were about to break free of gravity and fly out of the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation.
These three guys stay here, it's really in the way, and they can't help, and when the monsters come over, maybe they will be scared away directly, and the gains outweigh the losses.
"Immortal Emperor, the deity admits that you are more beautiful than me, but you have no femininity. Master Guanyin refused to admit defeat.
"Sister Guanyin, how do you want to compare?"
"Later, that youkai will come, let him judge. ”
"Women, you are still too naïve, only men will understand what men want, do you believe it?" Xie Yun was full of confidence.
He has seen hundreds of green teas, black teas, jasmine teas, etc., and he has never seen any routines.
It's easy to take down the monster and take down the monster.
On the way here, Sai Tai Sui happened to see from a distance the Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng rushing towards the chaos with their buttocks backwards and the flat sand and falling geese.
He was shocked, from the analysis of the existing intelligence, those three were the apprentices of the scripture learners, how could they be beaten like that?
Could it be that Zhu Ziguo is a big man, no, he will run away when he catches two palace laves, and he can't stay in that ghost place for a long time.
When Xie Yun and the Bodhisattva were still arguing in the Demon Avoiding Tower, a gust of wind swept in.
The two did not resist, and were swept away by the wind.
The palace is safe and sound.
The next day, when King Zhu Ziguo came back, he didn't see Xie Yun, and his heart instantly cooled.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng came back and explained to him: Don't worry, it's all a ploy, and after the investigation is clear, the master will naturally come back.
I only hope that at that time, the monster can bear it, and it will not collapse physically, mentally, and spiritually.
King Zhu Ziguo was relieved, and he continued to enjoy himself with his two concubines, ignoring the government.
Sai Tai Sui took Xie Yun and Guanyin Bodhisattva to Qilin Mountain, which was in the thick fog and soared into the sky.
The top of the mountain is covered with snow, and the foot of the mountain is verdant with green trees. In the forest sea, wild beasts come and go in pairs, all kinds of mountain peaches and wild fruits, all year round.
It's a pity that such a blessed land is actually occupied by monsters!
"King, is the road safe?" asked a team of small monsters holding gongs at the foot of the mountain.
"It's okay, this king made a move, and naturally he was caught. ”
The little demon pavilion looked at Xie Yun and Guanyin Bodhisattva, and suddenly became dizzy, and his saliva flowed for a long time.
Beautiful, so beautiful!
How can the two people brought back today look more beautiful than the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace?
Sai Taisui remembered something, turned around and advised: "But the Zhu Ziguo has not been peaceful recently, you need to patrol diligently, and don't let people sneak in." ”
"Don't worry, the king is here, and not a single fly can fly in. The little monsters patted their chests and reassured.
Sai Taisui was relieved, and he took Xie Yun and Guanyin Bodhisattva to the Cave of the Pig.
Although the Pig Cave is a monster cave, there is a palace built in the cave, and the specifications of the palace are the same as those of the Zhu Ziguo Palace.
"Two beauties, you two will live here in the future. Sai Tai Sui found two uninhabited palaces and settled Xie Yun and Guanyin Bodhisattva.
The two palaces are about the same size, one to the east and the other to the west, which is exactly opposite the door.
Xie Yun naturally walked into the Silver Saint Palace facing the sun in the east.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was very unhappy and asked, "Immortal Emperor, why do you live in Xiangyang's palace?"
"Sister, if you want to live in Xiangyang, then let it be given to you. Xie Yun said naturally.
"What Immortal Emperor?"
"Don't get me wrong, King, we are two sisters, my name is Xiandi, and my sister's name is Xianrui. Xie Yun explained.
"Oh, I see, your sister is so arrogant!" sighed Sai Tai Sui.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes widened, she felt that something was wrong, why was she so passive?
Then he retreated from the Silver Saint Palace in the east and said, "Immortal Emperor, I don't want you to let me, I live in the west." ”
"Okay, everything is arranged by my sister. "Xie Yun is as good as a stream.
Sai Tai Sui sighed beside him: "Two sisters, why is there such a big gap in personality, why is the younger sister so gentle, and the elder sister is so short-tempered, what is the explanation?"
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"Wang, my sister is very gentle, don't talk about her like that, she must be very sad in her heart. Xie Yun grabbed Guanyin Bodhisattva's arm and comforted.
"It's still Miss Xiandi who is gentle!" Sai Tai Sui put down the sentence and turned to leave.
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Xie Yun with disgust, although she didn't know what a green tea was, she felt very aggrieved.
Why did everyone else take advantage of all the good things, but they left a bad name?
"Sister Guanyin, how is it, which of us is feminine?" Xie Yun smiled charmingly.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was furious and went directly into the Jade Sacred Palace in the west and closed the door.
If it weren't for the bet, she would have slapped Sai Tai Sui to death and set it on fire.
**The valve core of milk, is it not even as good as being a woman to the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors?
When the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace heard that Zhu Ziguo was coming, she specially set up a banquet and invited the two to participate, and Sai Taisui naturally came.
He and the lady of the Golden Saint Palace sat in front of the same desk, but the two were far apart.
Xie Yun was very curious and asked, "King, why are you so far away from your mother?"
"She was wearing a treasure garment, and when I touched it, it tingled all over my body. Sai Tai Sui said depressedly.
He has been kidnapping the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang to the Pig Cave from Zhu Ziguo for more than three years, so he takes a look every day and eats a meal together.
Can you see it or not, which man can bear it?
"Oh, no, the king is handsome and martial, so gentle, so good, how can the sister of the Golden Sacred Palace treat you like this, if I were her, I would definitely not let the king suffer this. Xie Yun said in a green tea tone.
The mother of the Golden Sacred Palace: Meow???
Why did the war bring it to you?
It's okay not to mention this topic, it's even more sad to mention Sai Tai Sui, it's been more than three years to eat and drink together, it's a stone that is hot, that girl is still doing this to herself, my heart is really cold!