Chapter 351 Xie Yun Women's Clothing: For the Troubled Party
"Sister Guanyin, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, can you do me a favor?" Xie Yun turned his gaze to Guanyin Bodhisattva and asked.
God is pitiful, when the three criminals are critical, the is useless, and Lao Tzu has to find a way.
Master Guanyin is in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation, which is the power of the ancient way, and she should be able to help with this little thing in women's clothing, right?
"What are you doing?" Guanyin felt that something was wrong.
What is the matter, it actually made the dignified Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor lower his head, wouldn't it be another Rubbing Wujin Pill?
"When Sai Tai Sui comes tomorrow, you and I will pretend to be Gong E and go to the Qilin Mountain Hedgehog Cave with him, okay. Xie Yun said his plan.
"Just that monster, dare to come and kill it directly, why do you want to do so many things, do you want to pit the deity again?"
Xie Yun explained solemnly: "Sister Guanyin, I am the Heavenly Dao Inspector, I can't be so arbitrary, I can kill whoever I want. ”
"Everything must be investigated to the bottom of everything, find out the real culprit behind the scenes, and never let go of a mastermind behind the scenes. ”
"Immortal Emperor, although your more serious way is quite annoying, but for the sake of justice and peace in the Three Realms, the deity can promise you, but I have a condition first. ”
"But it doesn't hurt to say that. Xie Yunhao said.
Guanyin Bodhisattva is a quasi-saint, and she has never seen much of the world, what high price can she offer?
Whether she wants Jin Dan or a magic weapon, in fact, it is a number thing, and we are not lacking.
"Immortal Emperor, the deity's Putuo Mountain still lacks a monster guarding the mountain, and the black bear spirit in your small world is good. Master Guanyin swallowed a mouthful of saliva and got straight to the point.
"You're dreaming!" Xie Yun's face changed and he refused directly.
Xiong Da is a monster with a sanctified posture, and he can sell it at will?
And people have been with them for so long, and they have no credit and hard work, because of this little thing, they sold others, and this matter is spreading, how else can I be a person in the Eight Desolations Immortal Emperor?
"Immortal Emperor, can you discuss this matter again, or you can borrow the deity for ninety-nine years. ”
"Immortal Emperor, don't go, you can bargain for everything, or lend me for nine years, and after nine years, I will send people back to you. ”
"Nine years is not good, then nine meals are always okay, right?"
......
After the two had a bargain, the matter ended at the cost of nine private dishes.
Xie Yun felt that his bid might be a bit high.
Just this little thing, shouting in the two lich clans, with the great cooking skills of the bear, the power of the two lich clans will definitely come quickly.
As for the transformation of women's clothing, for the rough men of the two lich clans, there is no psychological burden at all.
They may even feel that this is an opportunity to open up new horizons of knowledge.
Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly used the right to a private meal and asked Xiong Da to make a table of vegetarian food, including the egg fried rice she had in mind.
"Sister Guanyin, can you eat more elegantly, you really don't have any femininity!" Xie Yun complained.
Master Guanyin really doesn't treat himself as an outsider, in front of himself, very casually.
For example, he likes to squat on a chair to eat, drink soup with a big bowl, and even loosen his trouser belt after eating......
"Immortal Emperor, are you teaching me how to be a woman?" Guanyin Bodhisattva wiped out the pearl jade and white jade soup in the bowl in one go, wiped his mouth, and said confidently.
She has used this daughter body for tens of millions of years, and she thinks that she is close to infinite perfection.
With a smile, although I don't dare to say that it is a country and a city, how can it be regarded as beautiful as a fairy, where is there no femininity?
"Sister Guanyin, why don't we compare?"
"Come on, who's afraid of whom?" passion
The two made an appointment, and an hour later, they met in the demon avoidance building.
Xie Yun found a palace with no one in the palace, took out the women's card, and used it silently.
A moment later, a girl with long hair and a shawl, a face like condensed cream, eyes like a clear spring, and a refined temperament all over her body walked out of the palace.
Click!
After spraying some soul-seducting incense, Xie Yun went to the Demon Avoidance Tower with full confidence.
At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva has not yet come, and women really like to grind and chirp when they change clothes and makeup!
When Xie Yun was complaining, he saw three criminals rubbing their buttocks and sneaking into the palace.
These three fools, they still have the face to come back?
Before he could get up and reprimand, the three apprentices rubbed their hands together and came over.
"Brother Monkey, this girl's skin is so white!" sighed Sha Seng.
"Fourth junior brother, haven't you noticed that other people's legs are so long?" Zhu Bajie drooled.
"Two junior brothers, this girl's appearance is ten times better than Chang'e's, you two won't become this idiot, right?" Sun Wukong reprimanded righteously.
He blocked Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng behind him, jumped forward, put on a posture that he thought was very handsome, and said, "Girl, have you seen my grandson's master?"
"Good apprentice, the teacher is here. Xie Yun sneered.
These three fools didn't find out their true identities, so scare them and let them know that people are sinister.
Poof!
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were almost scared, and the three of them knelt down instantly.
, is this what Master's women's clothes look like?
The three of them rubbed their eyes, they couldn't believe it, they didn't dare to imagine that after Xie Yun put on women's clothes, he actually had the capital to cause trouble.
To put it in my heart, in terms of appearance and temperament, the master defeated the Queen Mother, Chang'e and Zixia and other top fairies in the fairy world.
The feeling of a perfect mix of virulence and femininity is simply unbeatable.
"Who is this, why are you three kneeling, did you see the Immortal Emperor?" Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared in full costume, and she even painted a light makeup for the first time.
"Three little masters, don't be like this, get up quickly. Xie Yun half-covered his face and whispered softly.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng: emmmm
Master, you dramatist, don't be like this, we're afraid, we can't stand it!
"This sister is so beautiful, I don't know what to call it?" Guanyin Bodhisattva took Xie Yun's arm and asked affectionately.
"Sister, my name is Concubine Lu Ruo, and I am a female official of the Golden Holy Palace of Zhu Ziguo, and Your Majesty left me here to deal with monsters. Xie Yun made up a reason and pretended to answer timidly.
"Don't be afraid, the deity is here to subdue demons and eliminate demons, you can leave quickly. Guanyin Bodhisattva pushed Xie Yun out of the Demon Avoidance Tower.
To be honest, she had low self-esteem.
How can this Zhu Ziguo still hide a peerless person in the world, that long legs, the deity is not as good, for the sake of this girl, she must not let the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor's perverts see her.
Xie Yun hid in the distance, watching Guanyin Bodhisattva pacing back and forth in front of the Demon Avoidance Tower, waiting anxiously, and laughing.
"Why hasn't the Immortal Emperor come yet, could it be that the women's clothes are too ugly and shameless to come?"
"Also, how can a straight man be as beautiful as the deity?"
"In this competition, the deity is not a martial artist!"
"Alas, Miss Lu, why are you here again?" Guanyin Bodhisattva waved his hand and persuaded: "There is danger here, you go quickly!"