"The magic weapon of the day after tomorrow!" the red boy exclaimed, "Little uncle, why do we have any grudges and hatreds, why did you let my mother beat me to death?"

"Immortal Emperor, isn't this good?" Princess Iron Fan was a little entangled.

Although the child's skin, after all, it is flesh and blood, if it is really injured, it will be distressing!

Big grappling!

Xie Yun grabbed the Huoyun Evil Brick who was following Yang Xue.

", Dao Chief, what are you going to do?" the Huoyun Evil Brick snapped for a moment, and was thrown into the air.

Clear Sky Swordsmanship!

Snow-capped dancing Qingfeng, it seems to be inactive and sunny!

The emerald green sword qi split the fire cloud evil bricks up and down, and in the scream, the clouds were swept away by a sword, and the sun shone on the earth, which was very warm, but the red child's heart was cold.

That's too ruthless, isn't it?

I'm still a kid!

"Sister-in-law, don't worry, the overlord who forged this sword has fused the law of healing in it, and it will definitely not hurt the child. Xie Yun stretched out his hand, fished back the Huoyun Evil Brick, and said.

The princess of the iron fan breathed a sigh of relief, the brick surface was as smooth as jade, and there was no injury, so she could rest assured that she could beat the child.

She took the mother's sword and murmured: "A woman is weak, but a mother is strong, a rebel, look at the sword!"

The Styx Ancestor is a master of the way of the sword, and the Yuan Tu Sword and the Ah Nose Sword are also the top-grade immortal swords of the Mighty Flood Desolation, and his disciple's sword cultivation is definitely not weak.

"Mother, tiger poison doesn't eat children, you can't treat me like this!" The red boy was completely panicked when she saw the princess of the iron fan carrying the sword.

The emerald green sword qi flew all over the sky, and he deeply understood what it meant to be beaten by mother's love.

Since then, the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation have left a legend of a loving mother.

My mother slashed and slashed with a smooth split, and the sword and sword were all critical, and it was all tears when she said it.

Although the red boy squeaked in pain, the more he was beaten, the more energetic he became, and his whole body was full of energy, so he cried.

What kind of ghost forged this kind of fairy sword, you are the devil!

Taking advantage of the child's efforts, Xie Yun contacted the senior brother and asked him to come to Putuo Mountain, after all, it was not only the matter of the Iron Fan Princess and the Bull Demon King.

"What are you doing in Putuo Mountain, you rabbit cub?" said Princess Iron Fan angrily.

"I didn't!"

"Master Guanyin has sued me, do you still say it?" Princess Iron Fan held a motherly sword, very strong with a feather duster to beat the child.

"System, I reported that the red boy was naughty and mischievous in Putuo Mountain and did not study. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a polygraph jade pendant. ”

Lie detector jade pendant: A psychic jade pendant, when someone nearby lies, the jade pendant will glow red, and when telling the truth, the jade pendant will glow green.

Xie Yun gave this jade pendant to Princess Iron Fan and explained the purpose, so Princess Iron Fan took out a thick stack of letters and began to ask.

She found a piece of bluestone and sat down, holding a letter in one hand and a sword in the other, and let the red boy lie next to her, ready to be beaten.

"On the first day you arrived at Putuo Mountain, you burned the scriptures and roasted the goose, and the burned Putuo Sutra was still the treasured Putuo Sutra of Guanyin, wasn't it?"

There was a trace of saliva at the corner of the red boy's mouth, the goose was really fat, phew, what did you say?

"Mother, I didn't eat!"

I can't admit this thing even if I die!

Tick!

The polygraph jade pendant lit up with a red light, and the motherly sword in the hand of the Iron Fan Princess fell with the scabbard.

"In this second letter, Master Guanyin complained to me, you cut down other people's purple bamboo and made it into a red tassel gun, is there such a thing?"

"Mother, I'll cut it off!" the red boy was a little weak-hearted.

Who knew that in the famous purple bamboo forest, there was only a little bit of bamboo left, he really didn't recognize it, and there was a legitimate reason for cutting bamboo.

Isn't that to arm the newly ascended mountain spirits and wild monsters to defend Putuo Mountain?

Tick!

The polygraph jade pendant lit up red, and the red child's face twitched together.

The princess of the iron fan took the mother's sword and pumped it indiscriminately, and in the past, the white flower's ass had already rotted, but now it was white and round, and it was still reflecting the light.

The law of healing is terrifying!

"Let's not mention anything else, you say, why did you pour the water made of the hair loss pill into the spring water where Master Guanyin bathed?"

The red boy was a little aggrieved and said: "Mother, this is a complete misunderstanding, Master Guanyin complained about recent hair loss, so I took two pills from the Tushi Palace, one is a hair increase pill, and the other is a hair loss pill!"

"The first time I threw it in was the Hair Enhancement Pill, who would have thought that the effect of the medicine was too strong, and the hair grew out, but Master Guanyin also became a Monkey King, and he was covered with an inch of hair. ”

"She wanted to beat me, so I took out the hair loss pill, and after taking a bath, the effect was very good, the hair was gone, but the master also became bald, and it seemed that the hair on his whole body had fallen out. ”

Tick!

The polygraph jade pendant lit up with a green light this time, and Red still didn't lie, but Princess Iron Fan's motherly sword was still drawn.

The consequences of this matter are too serious, if you don't beat this kid, where will Master Guanyin's face go?

The white bone spirit poked Xie Yun's arm and muttered in a low voice: "Husband, I think Master Guanyin has mixed blessings and misfortunes, and it's good that he is naked." ”

Ever since she had a physical body, she occasionally misses the time when she used to be a skeleton.

Women have too many worries, not only to trim their eyebrows and remove armpit hair, but some people even have to shave their beards and shave their legs.

Xie Yun was stunned for a moment, slick, and his first reaction was the white tiger.

Cough.........

"Iron Fan Princess, don't hit the child, the hair of the deity is still there!" Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped on a lotus flower and flew back from the west.

Tick tick!

The polygraph jade pendant lit up red.

Everyone looked at Master Guanyin's black and bright hair suspiciously, the hair was very beautiful, there was nothing wrong, and the eyebrows were also very beautiful, no problem!

Wait, eyebrows, painted, fake, isn't that hair too......

The red boy asked quickly, "Master, are you wearing a wig?"

"Shut up, how can the deity wear a wig?" Guanyin Bodhisattva said righteously.

Tick tick!

The polygraph jade pendant lit up red again, and Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to cry without tears, but she admitted it to death.

Hmph, if you have the ability, you can pull off the wig of the deity, and if you want to die, you can give it a try!

The hair loss pill produced by Tushi Palace is indeed very effective, even if the hair loss technique jointly performed by the Zhun Ti Saint and the Receiving Saint cannot help Guanyin Bodhisattva's hair regrow.

Forced into desperation, she could only bring up a wig and forcibly save face.

The red boy wanted to say more, but she was directly gagged by the princess of the iron fan with the spirit fruit and forcibly banned.

"Master forgive me, the child has a stubborn temperament, our elders don't have the same knowledge as him!"

"I don't know what's going on, this kid is not like me at all, I was a gentle and polite fairy when I was young, and I never did anything out of the ordinary. ”

Tick!

The polygraph jade pendant lit up red.

The princess of the iron fan blushed, okay, the showdown is over, admit it.

"Ahem, when I came out of the sea of blood, I did something out of the ordinary, but that's all in the past!"

Tick!

The polygraph jade pendant flickered red flickering wildly.

Xie Yun muttered in his heart, you give the senior brother an aphrodisiac, this is not a little out of the ordinary, and the senior brother has not overcome this heart disease now, where is the matter over?

Hey, this adult world is so complicated!