Chapter 302: Nuwa: I want a child
It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage.
The marriage between the Bull Demon King and the jade-faced fox is in charge of my Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor!
Xie Yun accepted and left the book, and watched the two leave, anyway, he had to go to Cuiyun Mountain to borrow a banana fan.
I just called the senior brother over, did this thing, and then returned the King Kong.
You say that you are a saint, why can't you even see through the matter of marriage, and you want my little junior brother to be busy with Zhang Luo for you?
Hey, when the time comes, you have to deduct some errand fees from the senior brother, this can't be a trip in vain!
When Xie Yun was thinking about it, a faint fragrance suddenly hit, and immediately, a soft body lay on his back, rubbing back and forth.
Don't think about it, it must be Nuwa, the white bones are as thin as a vase, and it must be awful to lie on her stomach like this.
"Husband, I can't imagine that they both have children, so let's have one too, okay?"
Xie Yun: (°ー°〃)?
"Wife, what are you talking about? Who can give us the child?"
Nu wa:(ー_ー)!!
"No, I mean let's have a baby together!"
Xie Yun: ⊙▽⊙
"Let's go together, and people can give it to us?"
Nuwa: Are you pretending to be stupid?
"I mean, we're going to have a baby together in the evening. ”
Xie Yun:( ̄△ ̄;)
"No, go at night, it's so disturbing!
Nuwa clenched her fists and was speechless for a while: (ノ°ο°)ノ...... (* ́◐∀◐'*) mentally retarded......
"Forget it, the old lady is not angry, the old lady has gone back to the Wa Palace to train your fox spirit, and when you finish learning the scriptures, you will feel better. ”
The nine-tailed fox girl Murong Wan'er is still in the Wa Palace, fantasizing about her life after becoming the imperial concubine, and the little girl has worked hard.
The spatial crack was closed, and Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief.
The higher the cultivation, the more difficult it is to give birth to an heir, and pregnancy is like winning the lottery.
If you are unlucky, even if you are tired of being crooked together every day, you will not be able to conceive for thousands of years.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie hadn't come back yet, so Xie Yun took Yang Xue and the White Bone Spirit to Cuiyun Mountain, while Sha Seng stayed in Niuwang Cave to watch his family.
Hundreds of miles apart, the sun and the moon are the same, but the scenery is different.
Cuiyun Mountain is lush and populated, and it is more than a hundred times stronger than the Flame Mountain.
In front of Basho Cave, the scenery is even more beautiful.
Xie Yun stepped forward and slammed the door, squeaking.
The door opened, and a little girl of seven or eight years old jumped out of it, carrying a bamboo basket in her hand and a hoe on her shoulder, as if she was about to go out.
"Who are you?"
Xie Yun teased her: "I am your future husband!"
The girl's face turned red, and she closed the door and ran into the hole.
"Princess, princess, my husband is here, you can cook something delicious for him!"
"You little girl liar just said that if you are not the most beautiful man in the world, you won't marry, where is your husband now?"
"The one outside is the most beautiful man in the world!"
"Nonsense, where did the most beautiful man in the world come from, they were all blown out. Princess Iron Fan led the little girl out, and when she saw Xie Yun, she was stunned. 61
Eh, there is nothing to say about this, if the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor wants to say that he is the second in the world, it is estimated that no one dares to be cheeky and say that he is the first in the world.
"Sister-in-law, it's rude!" Xie Yun said embarrassedly, the white bone essence vinegar jar next to her had already turned over to the ground, staring at the little girl angrily.
No, no, a dry little girl, where is she good?
The white bone spirit looked down, saw her toes, and lost her mind, she suddenly felt a little weak, she seemed to be no better than the little girl.
"Immortal Emperor, what are you doing here?" asked Princess Iron Fan.
She heard that Xie Yun had come to the Flame Mountain, and was about to send someone to invite her and set up a banquet to thank her, but when she encountered a big battle, she was delayed.
As soon as the war ended, I didn't expect people to come to visit.
Alas, people are young, not only do they cultivate to succeed, they have a career, and they do things reasonably, not like their own playful children.
"Why is my sister-in-law sad?"
"Alas, you may not believe it, the red boy went to Putuo Mountain to practice, but he got into trouble, and Master Guanyin sent a letter asking me and my wife to go on a trip. Princess Iron Fan gritted her teeth.
For more than a year, she has been receiving complaints from Putuo Mountain every day, and the Red Boy Mountain is far away from the emperor, and she is about to go crazy.
Stealing the goldfish that Guanyin Bodhisattva had worked so hard to raise, pulling out two bamboo shoots to play with, and even stealing the elixir for hair loss from his father, turning it into water and pouring it into the spring water where the Bodhisattva bathed.
Xie Yun was dumbfounded when he heard this, Taishang Laojun's hair loss pill works Thaksin, and now Sister Guanyin must have lost her hair, it's really miserable!
"Sister-in-law, it's just right, I also want to see the senior brother, why don't we go to Putuo Mountain together." ”
"That's good, and you'll be able to cure the bear child. Princess Iron Fan breathed a sigh of relief.
This child is not easy to bring, Taishang Laojun is reluctant to fight, and he can't do it, so he can only let the little uncle do it for him.
Xie Yun cut a spatial crack, went straight to Putuo Mountain, and led everyone into it.
The scenery here has nothing to say, the colorful phoenix rests on the sycamore, the dragon is hidden in the water, the weeping willow is meandering, and the stone ladder vine is climbing.
It's a blessed land of immortals, but how can there be a demonic aura?
When Xie Yun was pondering, an ape roar came.
"King, there are a few more monsters, shall we catch them or not?"
"It's better to kill by mistake than to misplace, catch, this king will use the Dharma to temper them today!" The red boy carried the red tassel gun and rushed out of the dense forest on both sides with a large number of mountain trail monsters.
"Lay down your arms, and this king assures you of your body... , little uncle, Mom, why are you?"
The red boy turned around and ran, only to be caught by Xie Yun with a big grappling technique.
Princess Iron Fan was so angry that her eyebrows stood upside down, this dead child, her dead nature has not changed, how did she make the holy land of Buddhism like this?
The red boy was held in Xie Yun's hand, struggling powerlessly, and said, "Mom, Guanyin Bodhisattva has said it, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, don't beat me!"
"One person does things and one person does things, these mountain spirits and wild monsters, you let them go!"
"Tell me what's going on, Emperor Ben will spare you a fat beating!" Xie Yun asked as he looked at the red boy.
This child, who has eaten fasting and recited Buddha in Putuo Mountain all these years, why has he gained several pounds?
It turned out that after the red boy heard from the mouth of Guanyin Bodhisattva that all beings are equal, he felt that he had realized the true meaning of Buddhism.
Relying on the fire-tipped spear, he overtook all the mountain spirits and wild monsters within a radius of hundreds of miles into Putuo Mountain, threatening to teach them Buddhism.
Guanyin's nose is almost crooked, what cats and dogs, you are going to the old lady's territory?
But there is no way, if you say it yourself, you have to recognize it by pinching your nose.
After the Bodhisattva took a bath with the water of the hair loss pill, he angrily went to the Great Lei Yin Temple to complain.
The red boy was free, and he led people to catch monsters around Putuo Mountain, and by coincidence, he happened to meet Xie Yun and Princess Iron Fan.
"Rebel!" the Iron Fan Princess snatched the red boy and spanked her ass.
Who would have thought that the red boy had achieved cultivation and had become a golden immortal, and spanking would not hurt him at all.
Seeing this, Xie Yun handed over the mother's sword and said, "Sister-in-law, use this." ”