Chapter 116 The Correct Use of the Water of the Mother and Child River
"Hehe, that's what men can do, but now they don't need to work hard, so men can be laid off, and women can take care of themselves. ”
"Cut! It's good, but there are still a lot of women who want cars and houses, no, now it's to practice punching in and out, and there are always so many requirements for men. ”
"Brother Monkey, I made up my mind not to get married a long time ago, and I'm worried about not having children, what will I do when I get old?
"Brother Monkey, upload it quickly, I can't wait to buy it. By the way, when will the balance suit be shipped before!"
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Looking at the debate in the barrage in the live broadcast room, Lin Fang didn't bother to pay attention to it, and immediately said: "I will post the product on the Internet, and each bottle of fetal spring water and Zimu River water has a one-time effect, 3,000 yuan a bottle." ”
Three thousand yuan is not much, and many abortion operations cost seven or eight thousand, or even tens of thousands.
Of course, there are also benyi, but the surgery is not insured, and who knows if there will be any complications.
Therefore, Lin Fang is very conscientious this time, as long as 3,000 yuan, he can have an abortion once, or get pregnant once, and the effect is fast.
Hearing Lin Fang's price, many people were obviously relieved.
"As long as 3,000 yuan, you can return to school"
"I thought it would be too conscientious to ask for tens of thousands, three thousand, long live Brother Monkey. ’
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Lin Fang didn't take a closer look, but took a picture of the fetal spring in front of him and uploaded it to the store.
Then, Lin Fang looked at the Bull Demon King and said, "Brother Niu, where is the Zimu River in your hand?"
"Here. The Bull Demon King hurriedly handed a pot of Zimu River water in his hand to Lin Fang, but was suddenly snatched away by the red boy.
The red boy is bored, there is no sound when he looks at a cartoon character, even if he sees too much fresh, he is bored!
The Bull Demon King's face suddenly turned dark, "This is what your father gave to Uncle Monkey, what are you doing when you snatch it? ”
"Daddy, the child wants to have fun!" Red Boy was full of curiosity when he heard that their river water could make people pregnant.
Isn't that the case when he arrested Tang Seng at the beginning?
With his skills, he can live forever, and he doesn't need to eat Tang Seng's meat at all, isn't the reason why he caught Tang Seng because of curiosity?
What others crave, he also wants, this can prove his awesomeness, in order to be recognized, this is the child's idea.
Immediately, the red boy opened the cork, blocked one eye in the spout, and looked in curiously.
"Son, come back quickly, and your father will help you get some later." ”
Although the Bull Demon King is away from home all the year round, he also loves his children very much, and although he is a little unhappy in his heart at this time, he still has a good voice and a good air.
Princess Iron Fan pushed him and said, "Isn't our child just curious, why do you have to destroy his curiosity?"
"People are in the great holy capital, we must cultivate children's curiosity, you are an old man, you usually don't go home, forget it, and you will murder children when you meet. ”
"I'm so fierce. The Bull Demon King said helplessly.
Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly, "Our children just like this pot of water, why don't you go get another pot and come back?" ”
"Okay, I'll go get another pot back. The Bull Demon King didn't want to quarrel with the Iron Fan Princess, so he immediately flew out.
The red boy curiously poured out a little liquid and looked at the water, the river was crystal clear, but he could feel that there seemed to be a lot of strange aura in it.
"Child, study hard, my mother supports you. ”
Princess Iron Fan touched the red child's head, and her eyes were full of love.
Watching Princess Iron Fan put the knowledge she had taught her into practice, Lin Fang suddenly smiled wryly, should she be praised for being smart?
But what about the water of your own mother and child?
Lin Fang was also helpless, so he had to sell the fetal spring water first.
Subsequently, Lin Fang bought a large number of Qiaoyu bottles online.
This kind of bottle was used to hold pills in ancient times, and it was generally only one or a few grains.
Although this kind of bottle is jade, it looks tall and high-grade, but it is very cheap, especially if it is wholesale, you can get it for three or four yuan a piece.
You don't need to drink too much of the spring water and the water of the Mother and Zimu River, and one sip is enough to conceive or abort, so this kind of bottle is especially suitable.
After filling all the aborted spring water given by the Ruyi True Immortal, it was about 10,000 bottles, after all, one bottle couldn't hold much at all.
Subsequently, Lin Fang looked at it in the background, and in a short period of time, a thousand places were already full, and there were even hundreds of thousands of reservation orders.
Lin Fang remembered the balance shirt before, and now the reservation orders have exceeded tens of millions, anyway, Lin Fang let it be left like that, and he didn't plan to ship it.
As for the money, the money is in my hands, can I still pay you back?
Anyway, after a certain period of time for the order, if the customer does not apply for a refund, the money will be directly credited to the Lin Fang account.
Wait slowly! When you're in a good mood, send it slowly.
As for those customers, why don't they apply for a refund?
Everyone knows that balance shirts are selling well, and now that there is no market, fools apply for refunds, so wouldn't it be another auction?
Subsequently, Lin Fang copied the order addresses one by one to the express app in order, and then clicked on delivery.
Half an hour passed, and the 1,000 orders were finally sent.
"The mountain god and the fat pig are gone, but I'm tired. ”
Lin Fang waved his hand, too lazy to move again, and kept the reserved order for it to be sent slowly in the future.
"Mother, why can you get pregnant with this river water? Could it be that I was also born after you drank this river water?"
The red boy who was playing with the water of the Zimu River was full of longing and curiosity about the unknown, and couldn't help but ask.
Princess Iron Fan's face blushed when she was asked, and she gently touched the red child's head and said, "It's up to you to find out by yourself, child." ”
"Oh. The red boy nodded, and then looked at the puddle of water stains in his hand, poured it upside down, and finally threw it on the ground.
"It's not fun. The red boy pursed his lips, and the heat quickly subsided in three minutes.
At this moment, I saw that the soil soaked by the water of the Zimu River suddenly seemed to come to life, and it was quite spiritually wriggling.
"Mother, look, the dirt is moving. ”
The red boy suddenly became interested and said excitedly.
Princess Iron Fan looked at the ground with the red child's gaze, and sure enough, she saw the piece of soil in front of him wriggling, and quickly formed an irregular person, and suddenly asked curiously: "Child, what have you done?
"I don't know. The red boy was shaking his head, but suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly said: "Oh, the boy remembered, it seems that he casually sprinkled a puddle of water on the lin, and it moved by itself." ”
The princess of the iron fan immediately praised: "The child is really smart·····"