Chapter 115 The Water of the Mother River
For example, a good thing like a peach can be changed to a princess dress type, or even several loose styles such as T-shirts.
If the three-pointed two-edged knife is a good magic weapon, but it is a combat type, then you can only change to a T-shirt and other loose style clothes and pants, or several sets of pajamas.
As for ordinary things, such as fairy wine and the like, you can only change into a set of pajamas, or several **.
This is the first time that Lin Fang has launched a specific exchange price list, and once it was launched, many immortals bought from the Seven Fairies.
There are too many fairy bosses on it, and there are more good things, and they can't be circulated all year round, so they have been put there, and now they have the opportunity to circulate, and the natural purchase volume will burst, and then it will gradually decline.
At the beginning, there were a lot of princess dresses and sexy dresses with peach and jade liquid, but now that so long has passed, there are fewer skirts to buy these, and most of them have begun to buy pajamas, covers, **, etc.
Many people were surprised to find that there was such a magical item as a shield, which was so comfortable to wear on the body that almost every fairy in the court had one or two in their hands.
This is also the reason why if Lin Fang split the electric mother again that day, he would never want to get new clothes from him in the future.
The current Lin Fang is a monopoly giant in the court clothing industry, and almost everyone wears the clothes he sells, and the worst is ** or Wen Cover.
Therefore, now Lin Fang has too many good things in his hands, and there are more than a dozen peaches alone, but unfortunately he doesn't like to eat peaches very much.
These things are now in Lin Fang's hands, and Lin Fang temporarily opened the shipping authority for the Seven Fairies' mobile phones, allowing him to send the address directly to Wuzhi Mountain, and the clothes that were made before were also done the same.
These good things were all put into the storage jade pendant, which was also used by a certain god to exchange clothes.
Lin Fang didn't pay much attention to these things, but he could use them as rewards for Ruyi True Immortals.
"You should have a spring water with a baby, take out the spring water you brought. β
Immediately, Lin Fang said to Ruyi True Immortal.
Ruyi True Immortal dared not to obey, and immediately took out all the tire spring water brought from his body.
Lin Fang opened the live broadcast room again and said to the audience in front of the screen: "Good news! Great news!"
"With the gradual opening of people's minds, the number of abortions has gradually increased in recent years, and the most people are even fifteen or sixteen years old. β
"The older you are, the more harmful abortion is, but it's a pity that these girls are still too young to take care of their bodies. β
"Fortunately, now that there is abortion spring water, everyone who wants to have an abortion in the future only needs to drink a sip of abortion spring water, no harm, no pain, no injections, no medicine, not to mention surgery, it is simply the gospel of the abortion world. β
"I'll rub, Brother Monkey, if I don't take you like this, I'm afraid those girls will have even more crazy abortions in the future. β
"Yes, there are so many abortions in the spring of abortion, some even have four or five abortions, and they can't have children, and if there are no side effects of abortion now, then it's not that you can have an abortion if you want to have an abortion? I'm afraid that dozens of abortions, hundreds of times are not a problem. β
"Brother Monkey is awesome, I just sold a banana fan, and I came to the abortion spring again, I feel so happy to live in this era. β
"Yes, all kinds of good things are emerging, thanks to Brother Monkey. β
"But I feel a green grassland above my head, and I don't want to get married. β
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Seeing the reflection in the live broadcast room, Lin Fang remembered this stubble.
There are no side effects of abortion in the spring water, but I forget that many women simply take abortion as if they drink water, once there are no side effects, is it not crazy?
The child is innocent!
Thinking of this, Lin Fang immediately said: "A person can only have no more than six times in his life, and if he exceeds it, he can't buy it." β
"The reason why I sell abortion spring water is to save women who have unplanned pregnancies and want to have an abortion no longer suffer pain and side effects. β
"After all, their pregnancy is already very painful, and it will be even more painful to have a child in the future. β
"In addition, everyone knows that my products will only be on the shelves of a certain treasure store, and a certain treasure is extremely strict in the management of identity information, even if you change other accounts, it is useless. β
"A person can only buy six times, and he can only buy six times. β
Due to the particularity of Lin Fang's products, it has already had an agreement with a certain treasure, and it can negotiate and modify some purchase restrictions at any time.
For example, when he bought the nectar water in the jade net bottle before, Lin Fang negotiated with the person in charge of a certain treasure and changed it to pay in installments at the flower bar.
Although the general store can also be installed, it is only one year at most, and the Lin Fang store can be divided into several decades.
"Brother Monkey is righteous!"
"Six times is a lot, I feel like I've been green six times, blue shiitake mushrooms. β
"Upstairs, you also have to have a girlfriend first. β
"Brother Monkey is so right, I am also a woman, it was too painful to give birth to a child, I was pregnant for ten months, I couldn't eat almost anything, the key is that my mother-in-law is still angry with me, the food I cook is raw, I might as well eat instant noodles. gave birth to a child, my mother-in-law took it, but it turned out to be long gone. β
"It's so hard for us women, and so is my mother-in-lawΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
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Subsequently, there was a burst of complaints in the live broadcast room.
Lin Fang found out that the mother-in-law was the same, and the food she cooked was raw, at least during pregnancy.
"Ahem. Lin Fang coughed a few times, and then said: "There are no more things about the spring water of the birth, and then I will introduce to you the second product that will be uploaded - the river water of the Zimu River in the daughter country." β
"Is it possible to get pregnant with a sip of the river water in the daughter's country?"
"Brother Monkey, do you really want to sell the water of the Zimu River? In Journey to the West, the four Tang monks drank this water, but they all became pregnant immediately. β
"Ah, isn't this really a man who can get pregnant?"
"Haha, Brother Monkey is amazing! Women always talk about pregnancy, but now men can get pregnant by themselves, and they don't have to rely on women anymore to see what women do. β
"Hmph, it's clear that a woman can get pregnant without relying on a man, and she never has to get married again, and women are completely free. β
"It's as if pregnancy is very simple, pregnancy is very painful, we women can tolerate it, but it doesn't mean that you men can also tolerate it. β
Most of the swear words and tiring work are basically done by our men, you go and see, there are more men or women in the work on the construction site, in the mine, and in high-altitude cleaning?
If you don't just have a child, I really think that my endurance is off the charts Super Saiyan, it's just that a man didn't have a child.
You can't imagine the hardships that men have endured, and the insults that men have suffered are also incomprehensible to you. In the past, Han Xin's crotch was humiliated, and now the family man is humiliated on his knees, you can't compare at all. β