Lu Chuan looked at the booklet in his hand and was very satisfied.

It's not really to play the golden cicada to death, you have to put the halo of the protagonist on them, but the Jade Emperor and Rulai have to be very tortuous and hard, this is the effect of the big guy behind him, and he can only arrange it like this.

I don't know how Guanyin's plan is, whether it is still the same as the original.

"Ryoma, Ryoma!"

Lu Chuan shouted out of the grassland, but unfortunately there was no response, indicating that Ryoma was not in Xuantian Palace.

"This guy is really getting more and more unruly. ”

Lu Chuan snorted: "Every day I travel around, I don't have the consciousness of being a mount at all, I have to go out by myself, and then I will find someone to watch him." ”

The mount is raised to go out to ride, Taishang Laojun, Taiyi Rescue Tianzun and other bigwigs' mounts are guarded by boys, and his mount can't see the shadow for a day, and he has to run away by himself when he goes out.

The more Lu Chuan thought about it, the more angry he became, and his heart moved, thinking of the three golden rings on the legs of the dragon horse.

At this time, a red Pegasus in the Imperial Horse Warden was rubbing her head against the neck of another snow-white female Pegasus, blinking her eyes and discharging.

"Ahh

Suddenly, it screamed, and three glows appeared on its three legs, which suddenly tightened, and released an astonishing temperature, and the red Pegasus turned into a dragon horneed horse with dragon scales on its body.

"I, Zhenwu, what kind of moth are you doing......"

Ryoma's appearance frightened the mare next to him and caused a riot in the stable, so Pegasi looked at the horse in amazement.

In the distance, the wrestlers of the Imperial Horse Supervisor also rushed to hear the sound.

"It's over, it's a big deal. ”

Ryoma laughed bitterly in his heart, and stepped on the fire and walked away.

"It's not good, someone broke into the Imperial Horse Prison, quickly notify the picket spirit officer, and turn off the enchantment by the way......"

There was a mess in the Imperial Horse Prison.

After a long time, Xuantian Palace.

Ryoma lay on the ground with a dejected face and no image, his limbs bound by mana ropes.

Next to him are Yang Jian and some heavenly soldiers.

"In the Imperial Horse Warden?"

Lu Chuan looked strange and forgot to look at Ryoma.

Ryoma looked indignant: "Let go of me." ”

Yang Jian coughed dryly and leaned his head over and whispered: "Also, the people of the Imperial Horse Supervisor said that your mount has slept with more than ten female Pegasi of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, and they are all pregnant, please be responsible for it, cough cough ......."

"I ...... Responsible?"

Lu Chuan's expression was as black as the bottom of a pot on the spot, and he looked at Ryoma.

Is this the wrong stallion you swore to before?

I thought that mortals couldn't escape the law of true incense, but I didn't expect that your horse couldn't escape either.

Yes, you are not a stallion, but you sow more than ten times at a time, and that is a big stallion.

Ryoma hurriedly argued: "I didn't do it, don't look at me, ah, what kind of eyes are you?"

Lu Chuan took a deep breath and said softly, "I know, I will discipline it, if it makes this kind of mistake again in the future......"

Ryoma pricked up his ears and listened.

Lu Chuan stopped and looked at Ryoma's mouth: "I castrated it." ”

"The surname is Lu, what do you mean, you ...... You can't do this, the gods haven't been castrated for breaking the vows, why are you castrating me?"

Ryoma panicked: "Do you still have a little conscience? I have been running around with you all these years, there is no merit and hard work, and there is no hard work and fatigue......

Lu Chuan snorted coldly, and Ryoma shut up and stopped talking.

Yang Jian looked at Ryoma and couldn't help but shake his head: "Ryoma, the Holy Realm of the Heavenly Palace, forbidden, forbidden, you have violated it, this time this seat will let you go, if you commit it again, you will be punished according to the law, I hope you don't defy the law." ”

As he spoke, he raised his hand to untie the mana rope.

"Be a pig and be a pig!"

Ryoma muttered and shrunk his head.

The corners of Lu Chuan's eyes twitched, and Yang Jian couldn't help laughing.

"You may be seated!"

Lu Chuan raised his hand and invited Yang Jianting to sit down, took out the imperial wine and shook his head and poured a glass: "I really didn't expect that you would go to heaven as soon as you came out, and you would become the judicial god of the Divine Imperial Division......"

However, Yang Jian went to heaven and was assigned to the very busy God Imperial Division, no wonder he couldn't look at the girl.

Yang Jian was silent for a moment and said, "Heavenly Court has issued an appointment order this time, and my mother also asked me to come, so I had to come." ”

"Alright, listen to the tune or not, you've got enough cards. ”

"Now you have come to be safe, by the way, if you leave, won't your aunt become a lonely old man? Lu Chuan began to hint.

Let Fairy Yunhua and Yang Chan be together, presumably Yunhua won't watch her daughter repeat the same mistakes, right?

Yang Jian pondered: "I am going to let my mother go to the third sister's Huashan to recuperate, but unfortunately my mother does not go, I have to stay at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, and I don't worry about leaving my mother alone, but my mother is unwilling to come to heaven." ”

"Because where is the house?"

"Yes!"

Lu Chuan pondered for a moment, originally he planned to let Fairy Yunhua look at Yang Chan, but now it seems that this idea is about to fail.

"Don't worry, if you're worried that your mother is bored and lonely, you can pay some money to ask my dad to come to the door and be a companion. Lu Chuan said with a smile.

It just so happened that his father was in charge of the Ministry of Finance in Heavenly Court, but after a long time of desertion in Heavenly Court, his father still longed for life in the human world.

Sometimes he complained that Lu Chuan gave him a peach, otherwise he would have been reincarnated several times.

"Your father...... Accompany my mother?"

Yang Jian's expression became strange, and he took a glass of wine: "This is not necessary." ”

Seeing this, Lu Chuan didn't say much, and the two chatted for a while.

Lu Chuan slightly released a little bit of the breath of Taiyi's fairyland.

"Your Cultivation ......"

Yang Jian suddenly looked at Lu Chuan in surprise, and shook his head and laughed without waiting for Lord Lu to speak: "It's also Taiyi Shangxian!"

Lu Dijun: "......"

So the question arises again, which of the two of them is faster this time?

"It seems that you have also stepped into the Taiyi Immortal. ”

Lu Chuan smiled: "Do you want to compare who will cultivate Da Luo first?"

However, he has cultivated the golden body of Da Luo, and his physical body is as strong as a superman, this is a big hole card for him now, and basically no one else knows it except Taishang Laojun.

Yang Jian shook his head: "The three corpses are not so easy to kill, I have to remind you that it is best not to be competitive this time, just come at your own pace, otherwise there will be a big problem." ”

"Kill the ...... of three corpses"

Lu Chuan bowed his head lightly, it was indeed difficult to behead three corpses, and it was one of the biggest calamities and difficulties for immortals.

After all, Taiyi Shangxian is still within the grasp of the two laws of time and fate, but Da Luo is no longer in the grasp of these two laws of heaven and earth.

The success of beheading the three corpses means that it is beyond the Three Realms and Five Elements, and if it is not enough, it will damage the Dao at the least, and the Dao will be eliminated at the worst.

If it were easy, even characters like the Twelve Immortals would be trapped for 10,000 years.

To put it mildly, in this millennium, he and Yang Jian are the two most outstanding people in this millennium, stepping into the realm of Taiyi Shangxian and catching up with the older generation of Yuxu Twelve Shangxian and other figures.

The two exchanged their cultivation experiences, after all, they had the same sect, and they both practiced eight or nine Xuangong, and they still had a lot of common language.

This kind of exchange is very beneficial for both of them.

After that, Yang Jian said goodbye and left, and the Divine Imperial Division still needed him to sit in charge and not be able to leave for too long.

"When did this Journey to the West start?"

Lu Dijun groaned, he felt that his side was very well prepared.

As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw Ryoma on the side, and said angrily: "You are quite a cow, you are not a stallion, you run to be a big stallion to let people see my jokes, aren't you?"

Even he was deceived by this guy, and he said seriously that he was not a stallion, but he slipped into the horse supervisor and rode so many little mares.

Ryoma said confidently: "This is the instinct of male creatures, what is the difference between you and me when it comes to estrus?"

Lu Chuan's expression darkened, and he wanted to refute it, but he really couldn't refute it, so he had to glance at his crotch: "Again, I'll let your instinct disappear, do you believe it or not?"

Ryoma clamped his leg in the crotch, tilted his head and said: "Don't always talk about this if you have the ability, you can't soak the girl yourself, and you won't let me soak it, it's unreasonable." ”

Lu Chuan's eyes were like swords, and he looked at the past at a glance.

Ryoma immediately became honest and bowed his head and remained silent.

Lu Chuan pondered, the path of cultivation is always accompanied by countless calamities, all kinds of killing tribulations, love tribulations, heavenly tribulations, earth tribulations, human tribulations, etc., endless and countless, even characters like the Jade Emperor also need to cross the tribulation!

For women, he looks very light now, right?

"Journey to the West, Journey to the West......"

Lu Chuan couldn't help sighing, now everything is ready on his side, and he only owes the east wind.

It's a pity that Lao Niu is still eliminating the demon at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Tianpeng is still experiencing a hundred lifetimes of love tribulation, and Jin Cicada is still reincarnated.

"Then wait a little longer and see how the love robbery is going on over there......"

Lu Chuan said and used a Xuanguang mirror, and as soon as he opened it, the figure of the canopy appeared from it.

However, the scene in it is like watching a TV series, but it is fast forward dozens of times.

This time the canopy was very miserable, born as a young master from a rich family fell in love with a maid in the family, and then the maid took the poisoned wine and killed his father.

Because his family's family business was obtained by his father who killed the maid's parents, the maid came to take revenge this time, and took advantage of Tianpeng's feelings, and the big revenge was avenged, but he didn't expect to fall in love with Tianpeng, and he committed suicide by taking poison in shame.

The canopy also committed suicide by poisoning itself under the collapse.

"This, this, this...... This plot is so special, isn't it, who made it up, Yue Lao?"

Lu Dijun was shocked when he watched it, this is comparable to the bloody sadomasochistic drama on TV in his previous life!

No, he has to discuss it with Yue Lao.

Lu Chuan said: "Come on, call Yue Lao to me." ”

Not long after, Yue Lao appeared in the Xuantian Hall and said respectfully to Lu Chuan: "See Emperor Zhenwu, I don't know what the emperor is looking for?"

Lu Chuan said: "Old Yue, did you make up the Hundred Worlds Love Tribulation of Tianpeng?"

Yue Lao said: "Exactly!"

"When will there be a catastrophe?" Lu Chuan asked.

"A month!"

"You're so efficient?"

Lu Chuan was shocked, and he arranged the canopy clearly in a month?

"Don't hide it from the emperor, this is not because of the high efficiency of the old man, but because this guy Tianpeng does not give the old man peace of mind. ”

Yue Lao was about to cry: "Every time after the love disaster, the old man will arrange for him to reflect for decades, so as to give the old man more time to write down the next catastrophe, but this guy commits suicide early every time, and the average life expectancy is only about thirty years."

It's only one month in the sky, and the old decay is forced by the canopy to have no choice, the old decay can't eat well, sleep well, and lose a lot of hair in order to catch up with the draft, which is also the catastrophe of the decay!"