Chapter 814: I'm going to kill him
Looking at the old man who could bring down two hairs with a stroke of his hand on his head, Lu Dijun almost couldn't help laughing.
This canopy is also stunning!
Not only did he suffer a crime, but even the old man who brought him to arrange the marriage suffered a big sin.
It's just the beginning!
Calculate the time, Tianpeng has now experienced at most three love tribulations, so the plot of the next ninety-seven love tribulations is the real test of Yue Lao's ability.
"Hard work!" Lu Chuan couldn't help but laugh.
Elder Yue sighed: "Emperor, this ...... Alas, this is just the beginning, in addition to the canopy, the old man also has to take care of the other people in the marriage book, and the old man has not slept for three months. ”
Lu Chuan said with a smile: "Those who can work hard, don't you still have two apprentices, you have been bringing it for so long, it's time to share your worries with a little use." ”
He can see that this love calamity is not only punishing the immortals who have suffered, but also the old moon!
The love tribulation of these two or three lives made Yue Lao so tired, if he really wanted to compile a book of thousands of love tribulations that could not be repeated, Yue Lao would probably collapse.
"By the way, I don't know what the emperor called me to order?" said Yue Lao suddenly.
He believed that Lu Chuan suddenly came to him, so there must be something.
"Actually, there is nothing else to do, just to ask you about the current situation of the canopy. ”
Lu Chuan said: "In addition, if you encounter difficulties in the process of compiling the love robbery, this seat ...... Can help you!"
Jokes, is there still less sadomasochism, bloody love TV series and movies that he Lu Dijun watched in his previous life?
Yue Lao looked up in surprise and saw that Lu Chuan's smile was a little unfathomable.
Of course, he also has another intention for this move, that is, to get closer to Yue Lao.
Fu Yuan Immortal Weng lived in a simple place, and because of the small number of appearances, the number of times he had a grudge with people in the Heavenly Court was very small, but Lu Chuan got a message after coming out of the gossip furnace.
Longde Xingjun Hong Jin was accepted as a disciple by Fu Yuan Xianweng.
Longde and Hongluan are a pair, Longde is rich and noble, and Hongluan is married, and it turns out that the stars of these two stars are Hong Jin and Long Ji.
This news also reminded Lu Chuan of some previous things.
Yue Lao once said that Hong Jin seems to be the apprentice of Fu Yuan Xian Weng or the reincarnation of the boy, and he and Long Ji should have a lifetime of marriage in the gods.
In this matter, Lu Chuan felt that Fu Yuan must have a calculation, but no matter what it was, it was destroyed by him by mistake, and for this unfathomable Fu Yuan Immortal, Lu Chuan gradually became guarded.
Living in a simple place, it seems that there is no quarrel with the world, but Lu Chuan knows that this person is by no means that simple.
None of the people in high positions in the Heavenly Court were simple.
Yue Lao is his idle move here, maybe it won't be useful in a short time, but who knows if it will be useful in the future!
Yue Lao said tentatively: "What does the emperor mean ......"
"This seat happens to be free recently, and I just wrote a catastrophe when I have nothing to do, you can take it and take a look. ”
Lu Chuan took out a booklet from his sleeve and smiled: "If you think it's good, ask someone to bring a message......
Well, this time he even did the gunslinger.
Yue Lao hesitated and said: "What does the emperor mean by this, don't get me wrong, I just don't know what is worthy of the emperor's help from me, an insignificant little immortal?"
"If I just want the canopy to be less miserable, is that a good reason?"
Lu Chuan raised the booklet and said with a smile: "Of course, you don't want to have this seat, it doesn't matter if you want to write it yourself." ”
He was confident that Elder Yue would make a choice that he was satisfied with.
Yue Lao is now like a man who has been walking on the desert for a long time and is dying of thirst, and the book he wrote is like a bottle of water, even if it is poisonous, Yue Lao will drink it, let alone not poison.
Yue Lao raised his head and stared at the booklet in Lu Chuan's hand, his face was entangled, as if he was struggling in his heart, and after a long time of silence, a trace of determination flashed in his eyes, and he bowed down and said, "Thank you Emperor!"
There's no way, he really can't write anymore now.
After three months, he was already physically and mentally exhausted, although he was an immortal, but the plot had to be written by talent, not by mana, no matter how high the arithmetic power was, he couldn't change this.
After taking the booklet, Yue Lao opened it to read, and after turning a few pages, his eyes immediately lit up.
Lu Chuan said: "It seems that we will have the opportunity to cooperate in the future." ”
Yue Lao couldn't bear to put it down and said: "It's a pity that the emperor's good idea doesn't come to our marriage department......"
Lu Chuan: "......"
Lu Dijun's face turned black on the spot, and he dug up the foot of the wall and dug him here.
"If the emperor has nothing else to do, then I will retire. ”
Yue Lao said with a smile, when he walked out of the hall, he was refreshed, and the haze in his heart was swept away, it seemed that the sky was bluer, and the heavenly court was more beautiful, but the most important thing was ......
He's found a great ghostwriter.
I finally have time to rest for a while.
Looking at the Yue Lao who was leaving, Lu Chuan's eyes flashed with a gleam, and he believed that there would be many opportunities for him to cooperate with Yue Lao in the future.
"Fu Yuan Immortal Weng ......"
Lu Chuan's eyes flashed, Fu Yuan Immortal Weng was the leader of the marriage department, but he usually didn't care.
In addition to Yue Lao, there are two more principals in the marriage department today, namely Hong Jin and Hongluan Xingjun.
Hongluanxing has no friendship with him, and among the remaining two, he is the only one who is more pleasing to the eye.
The next thing is more logical, Lu Chuan began to be in Xuantian Palace, while dealing with the official affairs in hand, and at the same time responding to the wishes of the people in the world, sending people to kill the demons who do evil in the world.
In addition, there is one more job, that is, to compile the catastrophe of the canopy for Yue Lao.
After half a year, he became very familiar with Yue Lao, and wrote six tribulations for Tianpeng and Yue Lao.
There's no way, this is a hard requirement, and he had to put water on the canopy at the beginning and in the middle, at least he didn't write the miserable old moon, what the old man wrote was really cruel to death.
"Emperor, Yue Lao said that something happened to Tianpeng. ”
On this day, Zhang Jian hurriedly came in: "He said that Tianpeng ran away after experiencing the catastrophe after both of them were martyred and turned into butterflies, and when he fled from the underworld, he panicked and got into the animal road......"
"Martyrdom?"
Lu Chuan blinked, well, it should be Liangshan Bozhu Yingtai, performed by Tianpeng.
In addition to this one, what Romeo next, what West Chamber, and Peacock flying southeast, he has already put it on the agenda and is ready to write.
"That's it, what should come will come, so that you can save yourself from being tortured again. ”
Lu Chuan looked at the scroll in front of him, threw away the pen in his hand, and sighed: "This seat is also tortured. ”
The effect of Meng Po soup can only last for one lifetime, but Tianpeng is a god, so memories of the past will appear after death.
It's no wonder that the tragic memories of each life don't collapse.
The dramas he watched were all bitter first and then sweet, but Tianpeng's fate was that no matter what happened before, the ending must be bitter......
Fortunately, no one watched the TV series at this time, otherwise it is estimated that a large number of viewers would have scolded him and sent him blades.
For example, although Peng cast the wrong pig fetus today, his previous memories are kept, so that he can re-cultivate and prepare for the next journey to the west.
Zhang Jian said indignantly: "Yue Lao, this bad old man is too cold-blooded, he arranged Tianpeng so miserably, and many fairies were moved by Liang Zhu's love after the deeds of Tianpeng were passed on, and scolded the Taishou family who killed them, and Taishou was also investigated by the emperor......
"Ahem!"
Lu Dijun coughed weakly: "Okay, you are immortals, why are you so sentimental?"
"The subordinate retired. ”
Zhang Jian glanced at Lu Chuan and stepped back.
But not long after he went out, he came in in with a anxious face.
"Why did you come back again?"
"Emperor, the seven princesses are here again. ”
"Why are they here again......"
The corners of Lu Chuan's mouth twitched, now the world is extremely prosperous, and last time the seven people sneaked out of his North Heavenly Gate.
This made Lu Chuan really a little afraid.
Because it is more convenient to go to Beiju Luzhou outside the North Heavenly Gate, there is a great chance of meeting monsters when they go out, but fortunately they did not encounter any monsters.
It's just that these seven people fell in love with the world, so they came to him as a shield to go to the world.
But he was worried that his sisters-in-law would be abducted by mortals, and the Jade Emperor would not kill him at that time?
So he had to avoid it.
In the past, he was afraid of his father-in-law and mother-in-law, but now, he is most afraid of these sisters-in-law.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, where are you?"
"Brother-in-law, are you coming out soon?"
The seven people walked all the way towards the Xuantian Palace.
"Zhang Jian, you are here, and I will go to Yang Jian to avoid the limelight. Lu Chuan said in a low voice.
Yang Jian is now holding the Heavenly Strip, and the immortals are afraid to avoid it, so he dares to go to Yang Jian unscrupulously.
Zhang Jian was stunned: "Huh?"
Before Zhang Jian could react, his master disappeared, and when he turned around, a group of princesses from Yingying Yanyan had already entered the palace.
When they saw someone in the temple, they restrained a little.
Zhang Jian saluted: "See a few princesses!"
"Zhang Lingguan, what about Emperor Zhenwu?" the fifth princess asked.
Zhang Jian coughed dryly: "The fifth princess of Qiyu, the emperor...... The Emperor has gone to the Celestial Gods. ”
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The main hall of the god of the gods.
"Can you come to me and tease the dog if you're okay?"
Yang Jian was handling official business at the table, and raised his eyes to glance at Lu Chuandao, who was teasing the heavenly dog.
The Howling Sky Dog hid under the table, baring his teeth and grinning vigilantly at Lu Chuan.
"Are you worried about me?"
Lu Chuan turned around and smiled when he heard this: "You just put a hundred hearts, the relationship between the Roaring Sky Dog and me is good now, and it will definitely not bite ......."
"Dang!"
There was a clash of gold and iron, and the whistling dog couldn't listen anymore, and bit down on his finger.
But sparks flew around.
The whistling dog froze as soon as it went down.
Then, two bloody teeth rolled down.
"Hahaha, you've been fooled......"
Lu Chuan smiled and leaned back, tears came out, and finally avenged the revenge of being bitten by this guy once.
Emperor Lu takes revenge, hundreds of years is not too late!
"Wang ......"
Tears swirled in the eyes of the roaring dog, and when he saw Lu Chuan laughing, he rushed towards Lu Chuan angrily.
Yang Jian shook his head helplessly, his figure flashed, and he appeared between the two of them and hugged the Roaring Sky Dog to persuade him.
"Master, don't stop me, I'm going to kill him......"
The roaring dog was furious, his speech leaked, and he struggled frantically in Yang Jian's arms: "Master, let go of me." ”
"Hahaha......"
Lu Dijun's stomach hurt when he smiled: "Come on, come on, come on, I'll promise to stand still, if you can't get rid of me, you're a dog......"
"Ah, you bastard dare to insult my noble bloodline, I'm not a soil dog, I'm a tengu, an earth dog that can swallow the moon, I'm going to kill you bastard......"
The Howling Dog was furious.
Seeing a person and a dog quarreling, Yang Jian's head was big.