Gradually, the lipstick on Nuwa's face has been cleaned.

Nuwa conjured up a mirror and looked at it, while the audience on the screen was staring at Nuwa with wide eyes.

"Is this Nuwa? What a picture of hibiscus out of the water, although she has not just come out of the bath, but the droplets of water dripping on her cheeks, with that delicate melon seed face, are really beautiful. "Sister Nuwa is so beautiful, she has a heroic temperament, and even I am about to be convinced. ”

"Upstairs, Nuwa is a saint, regardless of gender, and can also be regarded as a man.

Why don't you try to pursue Nuwa and have a long-distance relationship?"

"Long-distance relationship, if you can have a long-distance relationship, I want to choose Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, so handsome!"

"If I am in a long-distance relationship, I must choose Lu Dongbin, the sword immortal Lu Dongbin, infatuated and handsome, is my favorite fairy. ”

"I choose ······"

·······

Seeing that the live broadcast room unconsciously turned into a 'draft' conference, what made Lin Fang dissatisfied was why he didn't have himself all the way.

Lin Fang had a dark face and said to the screen, "Where did you put me?"

"Brother Monkey, don't be angry. You will always be the most admired and respected brother of others. ”

You ~ are ~ people ~ home ~ the most ~ worship ~ worship ......... of ~brother~brother

Lin Fang's face darkened, and the hateful ghost beast protracted sound seemed to echo in his mind.

"Brother Dasheng, you will always be in the deepest part of people's hearts.

After all, you are so mighty, you have made a big fuss in the palace, tearing life and death with your hands, stepping on the Dragon King's Palace, mana, fighting 100,000 soldiers alone, you are the most manly god of war in my heart,

So I'll choose Jiro God. ”

"Haha, you are the most manly god of war, so I chose Erlang God, I really laughed to death. ”

"Brother Monkey, no way, you're too powerful. I adore you very much, from watching you grow up, it's like watching a junior grow up, I don't have that feeling in my heart!"

"Woman!

"Brother Monkey, let me translate for them, that is, although you have strong combat effectiveness, you are more powerful than their male god Yang Jian, but you are not handsome, even Lu Dongbin is more handsome than you. Don't you know that looks are everything?"

"It starts with appearance, falls into talent, and finally character, but it's a pity that Brother Monkey, you don't have good looks, others can't see your talent. Of course, you don't have much talent. ”

"What's the big truth, Brother Monkey is actually still talented, seventy-two changes, if you want to change anything, you don't need to paint, you can change it yourself, isn't this talent?"

······

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Lin Fang felt that his heart was pierced badly.

Isn't it just a monkey hair? After shaving monkey hair, I am no worse than Yang Jian, and even more handsome than him.

Also, the one who watched me grow up, are you embarrassed about that?

It's like watching a junior grow up, and I live dozens of times longer than yours, okay!

Junior, you should call me grandparents!

"I remember you. Lin Fang looked at this nickname and said secretly: "When I get back, I'll go and find out your name, the eighteenth generation of ancestors."

When the time comes, find your grandfather and tell your grandfather, let your grandfather leave a family heirloom note that will be passed down to future generations, and let your grandfather scold you for thousands of years, and see if you dare to be your junior. ”

Lin Fang's heart was not divided, and he immediately shouted to the live broadcast room: "You don't have to think nonsense, you still want to have a long-distance relationship? No, cross-border love? That's impossible, it's impossible in this life." ”

"Brother Monkey, you can't do this. You can't hinder everyone's happiness just because you're ugly. ”

"Yes, Brother Monkey, you won't like any girl like this. ”

"Brother Monkey, I support you. It is forbidden to exile girls from this world, there are many single men in my country, and now I can't help but run abroad, and I want to run to another world, so what's the point?"

······

Regarding the barrage in the live broadcast room, Lin Fang was too lazy to watch it again, a group of real people knew how to prick their hearts.

Lin Fang looked up at Nuwa and said secretly: "It's better to look at more beauties, they are pleasing to the eye, beautiful and delicious, and they don't pierce their hearts."

The most important thing is that the beauties of this world can only be seen by themselves, and the people of later generations don't want to see any of them without their permission, it's really beautiful to think about. ”

Thinking so, Lin Fang pointed the mobile phone camera at the place where the monsters lined up, and said secretly: "Do you still want to see Yang Jian? Nuwa won't let you see it, let's watch the monsters yourself, let you have nightmares at night." ”

Most of these monsters are still relatively hideous and terrifying, especially this kind of demon clan 'gathering', everyone will recover the demon body.

I saw seven colorful spider spirits, a huge centipede spirit, and a white bone spirit covered in skeletons······ A large number of monsters appeared in front of me, just like the animal world, but even more terrifying than that.

Lin Fang had already expected that the live broadcast room was swearing himself frantically at this time, so he didn't bother to pay attention to those guys.

At this time, Nuwa was looking in the mirror repeatedly and muttered, "It seems to have some effect, and the effect is not great." ”

"Mother. ”

Lin Fang took the opportunity to speak: "Come here, I'll put on lipstick and eye shadow for you." ”

"Eye shadow" Nuwa whispered, she wanted to get it herself before, but unfortunately it was too complicated, and she really couldn't get it.

Immediately, Nuwana went to Lin Fang and handed the eyeshadow palette to Lin Fang.

Lin Fang once also learned eyeshadow, first painting the base makeup and eyebrows, and then painting an earthy color daily eyeshadow.

The daily eyeshadow of this color is very simple, and Lin Fang specially learned it online in order to please the life of a single dog.

In the distance, Qi looked at Lin Fang holding a brush in front of the woman's eyes so closely, and secretly unhappy in his heart, "Fox spirit!

Unconsciously, looking at Liang Rao's behavior, Qi seemed to remember the scene when Lin Fang wore headphones for himself before, and his heart was even more unhappy.

She didn't know why, anyway, she was very unhappy to see Lin Fang now.

A random woman walked in, chatted so well with the other party, and invited to eat and drink, and the cake was not even eaten by herself.

It's disgusting to start getting up close again now!

Qi was so angry that he grabbed his hands tightly, and the more he pulled it, the tighter he pulled.

"Seventh sister, you dragged my roll to pieces. The red boy looked at Seven aggrievedly.

Seven then found that he had grabbed a roll in his hand at some point, and was crumpled by her, and glared back at the red boy, "Why are children doing so much homework, they should go out to play." ”

"Yes····· But Uncle Sun Wukong won't let me go out to play. ”

Red Boy said aggrievedly: "If I go out to play, he will never show me cartoon characters again." ”

Seven haters glared at the red boy with iron and steel, and casually threw the crumpled roll to him, "It's useless!"

"Seventh sister. The red boy said wistfully, "The next time you watch the anime, can you stop wearing headphones, I want to hear the sound." ”

"Look at the mood!"

Seven glared at Red Boy again angrily, and Red Boy was stared back and continued to do his homework.

At the same time, Lin Fang had already painted eye shadow for Nuwa, put on lipstick, put on stockings, changed into a beautiful elegant and sexy dress, and handed it to her with the mirror that Nuwa had conjured up just now, "Mother, do you look much better?"

"It's really Sakura" Nuwa nodded, touching Lin Fang's head with satisfaction, "It's worthy of my son, I really know how to be filial." ”

Lin Fang was speechless, can you not touch my head.

However, at this time, Nuwa does have a trace of charm, as a saint, her skin is already clean and flawless, as white as a cloud, and there is no need for facial cleanser, hydration, anti-snorting and the like.

But eyeshadow, lipstick, etc., can add to her charm and make it more attractive.

Although a beautiful woman is beautiful, if you change your hairstyle, change your eyeshadow, and put on light makeup, you will definitely be more beautiful.

"Mother, you see that you are so beautiful now, but you can't be shown here, what a waste!"

Lin Fang took the opportunity to express his thoughts, "Why don't you go out and travel around, visit any friend, and ensure that everyone will be amazed by your prosperous appearance." ”

"It's just something outward, it's all worldly, there's nothing to show off. ”

Nuwa looked at Lin Fang indifferently and calmly, "You will be the same in the future, you don't care about these external things, and it will be useless for cultivation." ”

"Uh·······" Lin Fang looked at Nuwa dumbfounded, this is a little different from what he imagined?

Don't care about the outside?

Then why did the king just write you a love letter, and you brought down the huge court?

Although there are some things in that love letter, aren't you determined? How can you be so angry for a love letter of all kinds?

"Well, yours is right. Nuwa's tone suddenly changed, and said, "I haven't visited my old friend yet, so it's better to prepare more food for my mother, and I'll take it to visit my old friend by the way." ”

"Give them a taste of my delicious food, and let them know how good I am. ”

Lin Fang looked at Nuwa speechlessly, "You bad old woman, I almost really believed your words, I want to get more food from me!"

"No problem, mother. ”

Lin Fang immediately took his mobile phone, placed an order on the app, and said, "Child, I'll prepare ten servings of food for you, you can take it to meet your old friend." ”

"Ten copies?"

Nuwa's tone was a little surprised, and she looked at Lin Fang with strange eyes.

"What?" Lin Fang glanced at Nuwa and said, "Too much?"

"It's okay, after all, you are my mother, you are going to visit an old friend, how can I lose your face?

It must be ten, don't fight with me, just because I can't honor your compensation for such a year. ”

"Not ·····"

Nuwa looked at Lin Fang and couldn't bear to hit him, but she still had to say, "Ten copies is too little! at least one million copies." ”

"What!"

Lin Fang suddenly raised his head, his fingers stayed in front of the screen, and he looked at Nuwa with an incredulous face, "You just now, what?"

"A million copies!" Nuwa looked at Lin Fang and explained: "Just now you asked for a mountain and river pen for your mother, did you give you all the pens you have refined over the years without saying a word?"