Chapter 126: Nuwa's catly face
"This pair of leather milk is so delicious, delicious and soft, and there is a ······ on it"
"That's raisins. Lin Fang hurriedly explained.
Nuwa nodded again and again, "Yes, this raisin, it's really good." ”
"Delicious Food"
Lin Fang quietly ordered some beautiful princess dresses, as well as lipstick, eye shadow, stockings and other things that girls like, after all, these desserts alone could not fill Nuwa's mouth.
Sure enough, in a blink of an eye, Nuwa ate most of these desserts, and then looked at the packages that appeared behind the pile, thinking that something delicious, and immediately couldn't help but open them curiously.
When I found out that it was just some clothes and the like, I immediately lost my patience.
However, I accidentally caught a glimpse of this dress and was quite beautiful, so I couldn't help but take it out and compare it for a while.
Lin Fang felt amused when he watched Nuwa constantly casting spells to change her clothes, and even wearing lipstick all over her mouth.
Seeing that Nuwa didn't notice herself anymore, Lin Fang took the opportunity to open the live broadcast room and said in a low voice: "The map of the mountains and rivers that is comparable to a virtual game has appeared!"
"Everyone lives with countless regrets. Some people want to go back to the past, and some people yearn to enter the world of floods and famines.
Now, this opportunity has come, and you can enter the world you crave by entering the Shanhe Society Map.
If you are interested, you can place an order in the store as soon as possible, and the registration fee is only 1 million.
Those who sign up will be unified to Penguin Company to report, and we will open the map of Shanhe Society, and everyone will enter the world in the picture and enjoy the beautiful virtual world. ”
"I'm rubbing, I saw such exciting news as soon as I came up!"
"I've been waiting for the virtual game for too long, but I didn't expect to wait for the Shanhe Society map first. ”
"Brother Monkey, I want to participate!"
"666, Mountains and Rivers Society! It is said that even saints can be trapped, ordinary people don't even think of coming out when they go in. ”
"Then can't we come out?"
"If I can't come out, then I won't dare to go in. ”
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Looking at people's worries, Lin Fang immediately said: "Everyone rest assured. In addition to the Shanhe Shejitu, the Shanhe pen will be sold today, 10,000 yuan apiece, which can be opened at any time for everyone to enter and exit freely. ”
"There are only more than 3 million pieces, so if you want to buy them, hurry up. ”
"I'm rubbing, it's awesome!"
"It feels so expensive! But it's worth it, Brother Monkey wait for me, I'll go and borrow a million first." ”
"It just so happened that I bought a balance shirt not long ago, a balance shirt for 10,000 yuan, and sold it for 1 million.
I've been preparing to buy a new house recently, but now that the virtual world has appeared, of course I'm going to try it out first. ”
"Brother Monkey, can you really go back in time? I've always wanted to go back in time.
I was too cowardly back then, and a lot of my favorite sister paper didn't have the courage to confess, if I can really go back, I must confess like crazy and be a scumbag."
"I want to go to the main god space and complete the task infinitely"
"I want to be an infinite stream of pig's feet, crossing all the places, but I don't know if I can do it"
In the original book, Yuan Hong was set by Yang Jian into the map of mountains and rivers, and then thinking about the mountain is the mountain, thinking about the water is the water, thinking about the front is the front, thinking about the back is the back......... Even peaches can appear.
Therefore, it stands to reason that the map of mountains and rivers is based on your ideas to emerge all kinds of things, as long as you can think of it, it should be able to appear. ”
Lin Fang looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, nodded and confirmed: "In the Shanhe Society map, everyone actually enters different zones, and different scenes appear according to the ideas that everyone is eager to realize. ”
"Some people want to go back in time, and they will appear in the scenes of the past. Some longings appear in ancient times, and they will appear in ancient scenes. Some people thirst for power, and they will appear in the desolate world.
One sand and one world, one person and one world, so everyone can enjoy themselves in this world. ”
"That's great! I'm the king of a world!"
"I can't wait to go back to the past and enjoy a good life, wake up to the power, drunk and lying on the knees of beautiful people, it's so cool!"
"I'm going to be with my idol, and I'm so excited to finally be with my idol. ”
"Isn't there anyone who pays attention to the owner of the Shanhe Society?
The map of the Mountains and Rivers Society belongs to Nuwa, and now that the map of the Mountains and Rivers Society has been obtained by Brother Monkey, is Nuwa next to you, Brother Monkey?"
"Wow Nuwa Niangniang, Brother Monkey show me what Nuwa looks like. ”
"I'm so excited, Brother Monkey, let go of the screen, I want to see Nuwa, don't look at you. ”
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Looking at the audience's coaxing, Lin Fang touched the monkey's nose and said dissatisfied: "These people are really realistic!"
However, Lin Fang also understands that he may be the same.
didn't care, pointed the phone at Nuwa, although Lin Fang couldn't see the screen anymore, but he already expected that the screen must be constantly swiping at this time.
Lin Fang took this opportunity and began to ponder about the matter of the Mountains and Rivers Society.
For the use of the mountains and rivers as a virtual cabin, it is actually because of an anime.
Lin Fang had accidentally seen the introduction, which was the protagonist of the real story, and accidentally discovered that this world was actually the world of the Mountains and Rivers Society.
Therefore, after reviewing all the things on Nuwa's body, Lin Yi found that only the Shanhe Society Diagram was useful to him.
Of course, in fact, it is still a bit too risky to put the map of the mountains and rivers in the future generations, after all, you can't control it across the world.
But after all, the Shanhe Society Diagram is a saint's magic weapon, ordinary people don't want to control it at all, and if they lose it, they will lose it, anyway, it's not Lin Fang's who doesn't know how distressed.
Well, the last thought, Lin Fang would never dare to let Nuwa know.
Coming back to his senses, Lin Fang moved the corner of his mobile phone and tilted his head to see the current situation in the live broadcast room.
I didn't expect it to be a little different from what I imagined, although the barrage was indeed swiping the screen, but most of them were scolding Lin Fang.
"I'm rubbing, what is this Nuwa?
"Brother Monkey, you come out for me! Don't lie to me that I don't read much, this is the Nuwa in the biography?
You can get me a snake, I believe it, but you make a flower, what does that mean?"
Even Brother Monkey has begun to be opportunistic and has learned to deceive people. ”
"Brother Monkey, Nuwa is a saint anyway, we don't blame you if you don't invite us, but if you coax us like fools, that's your fault. ”
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Lin Fang was stunned!
What's going on?
Lin Fang glanced up at Nuwa, and was so frightened that he almost jumped out from under the Five Fingers Mountain.
I saw that at this time, Nuwa painted her mouth full of fiery red, like a sausage thick and wrapped in a layer, and the most special thing was the two cheeks and lipsticks, which were thicker than the makeup worn by women in later generations.
The whole face has become a big flowery face, and there are dozens of bright red scars that have been scratched around the edges of the mouth and cheeks.
No wonder people have been turned into flowers!
Alas, a holy and immaculate woman is just like a flower with makeup, which once again shows that it is really terrible not to know how to wear makeup.
Make-up is one of the four great magic techniques in Asia, which can make dinosaurs become goddesses and goddesses become flowers.
"Anyway, this is lipstick, not for putting it on your face!" Lin Fang couldn't help but complain again.
Fortunately, Nuwa didn't know that her scene was broadcast live, otherwise I am afraid that even if she is her own son and grandson, she will slap it mercilessly.
After all, this is one of the few black histories among the saints!
Once it spreads in the Three Realms······· Lin Fang felt terrifying when he thought about it, and he couldn't stop trembling all over his body.
"What are you doing?"
Nuwa seemed to sense that something was wrong with Lin Fang, but she didn't think much about it, just beckoned: "Hurry up and use this lipstick with me, why is it so light? ”
Hearing Nuwa's words, Lin Fang found that there were a lot of broken lipsticks on the ground, no wonder her face was full of lipstick scratches.
What a waste!
Lin Fang was speechless in his heart, but he didn't show it.
However, looking at Nuwa, who deliberately leaned over and was close to him, Lin Fang really wanted to cry: "Will you stay away from me?"
But Lin Fang didn't dare to say this, so he could only endure the discomfort, looking at this red face that seemed to be being graffiti at random, and after a long time, he said, "Why don't you wash your face first?"
"What are you doing washing your face? I just applied this, doesn't it look good?"
Nuwa is about to conjure up a mirror.
Seeing this, Lin Fang hurriedly stopped, "No, it's very good-looking." ”
"Mother, you don't know, this light is not schooled on the face"
"So what?" Nuwa looked at Lin Fang suspiciously.
Lin Fang smiled: "It has to be washed off with water, so that the makeup applied to the face can penetrate into the inner layer of the skin and become more beautiful and shiny." ”
"And this usage?
Nuwa grunted, quickly conjured a bottle of water, and washed off the lipstick on her face.
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room stopped scolding, and they could see that the woman in front of them might really be Nuwa.
"Brother Monkey is so powerful, he can even think of putting lipstick on his face and washing it off with water, awesome!"
"Use lipstick as a facial cleanser, awesome. ”
"I haven't even supported the wall, so I'll serve you!"
"Haha, I almost laughed, Nuwa smeared lipstick, who can see it?
"Sister Nuwa is so pitiful, she was vicious by you stinky men. ”
"I really want to teach Sister Nuwa to put on makeup, and if she wears nail polish, she will definitely become more beautiful. ”
"Uh, I suddenly felt a trembling all over my body, a yin wind hit, please take the magic power upstairs, don't play Nuwa badly. ”
"yes, you have to continue playing, you can play it badly once, and you won't have to play it again. ”
"How do I feel that the upstairs is driving, even though I have no proof!"
"This speed is too fast, I passed the kindergarten in an instant, and I was going to get out of the car to talk······"
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Looking at the audience's complaints, Lin Fang rolled his eyes, "Is this what I want to do with Nuwa? ”