Saving people's lives, Shengzao Seventh-level Floating Tu Sun Star Officer is well-known in Heavenly Court, and he usually sees the little ant being trampled to death on the side of the road, and he has to mourn for a long time.

Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong glanced at each other, and they said that they were not moved, it was all fake.

"Xingguan, you are a good person, I owe you a favor!" Sun Wukong said while covering his buttocks.

"I'm the same!" Zhu Bajie covered his mouth and then echoed.

The Pleiades star official touched his hair, his face was triumphant, and he said modestly: "What kind of people are not humane, everyone is a god, eat in the same pot, and help each other is right." ”

can get the favor of Marshal Tianpeng and Monkey King at the same time, see who would dare to provoke Lao Tzu in the future in Heaven?

Hahaha......

"Xingjun, don't laugh, you first help my old pig suck out the scorpion venom and relieve my pain!" Zhu Bajie pouted and said impatiently: "Come on, suck it, don't be embarrassed, I'm already mentally prepared." ”

The Pleiades star official was full of question marks, and he was shocked on the spot.

, Marshal Tianpeng, why did the scorpion spirit sting you in the mouth?

Looking at the sky, you have a lot of bad breath, and I can't get out of my mouth!

You tell you the truth, how long have you not brushed your teeth, why do you still have two vegetable leaves in the back socket?

", don't come here, someone's coming!" The Pleiades Star Officer was forced into a corner, and said with extreme horror on his face: "Someone forcibly kissed the Heavenly Court Star Monarch, help!"

", Marshal Tianpeng, kiss it, let's not kiss wet?"

"No, I can't suck it, vomit!"

......

When Zhu Bajie's sausage mouth returned to its original state, the Pleiades Star Officer was already paralyzed on the ground, his eyes staring at the sky blankly, looking like he was loveless.

"Xingjun ventriloquist, suck this one, immediately don't numb, return to the original state, Brother Monkey, come and try it." Zhu Bajie touched his head and said in surprise.

When Sun Wukong was still twisting, the Pleiades Star Officer had already seen it, and he didn't believe it, there was a place in the world that was more difficult to say than Zhu Bajie's mouth.

"Great Sage, come on, where have you been stung?"

"My grandson is embarrassed to say!"

"What's so embarrassing, I'm also half a doctor, a doctor's parents, and there is no difference between men and women in our eyes. ”

"Xingjun master, my old grandson admires!" Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, lifted the tiger skin skirt, pointed to the big bag on the left buttocks and said, "Here, suck it!"

Pleiades Star Officer: emmmm

Are you two brothers playing with me, what did I do today, happily go down to the court and prepare to drink two sips, this is the evil god coming to the door!

"That great sage, the little god is in a hurry, the fire in the alchemy furnace at home has not been turned off, go first, don't stay. "The Pleiades star officer ran away.

Bang dang!

Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick from his ears and eyes, blocked it in the Pleiades Star Official, and asked with an unkind face: "Do you dislike my old grandson?"

"The Great Sage said that he laughed, he didn't dislike it, he didn't dislike it!"

"Save the life and help the wounded, are you moved?"

"Moved, no, I don't dare to move!" The Pleiades Star Officer looked at the wrist-thick golden hoop stick in front of him and was stunned.

He closed his eyes, laughed miserably, and helped Sun Wukong suck out the scorpion venom on his buttocks.

Because he laughed miserably and sucked at the same time, choked on two sips and drank two mouthfuls of poison, he was foaming at the poison and fainted to the ground after sucking.

Sun Wukong touched his buttocks, and after praising the miracle doctor, he fed the Pleiades Star Officer a golden pill.

The three of them squatted in the corner of the Guangming Palace, thinking about their lives for a long time, why did they fall to this?

Half a day later, they came to the conclusion that all this was caused by scorpions!

Although Xie Yun was also the perpetrator, they couldn't afford to provoke it, so they could only blame it on the scorpion spirit.

That girl is not a good person, if she hadn't taken away the Immortal Emperor and plotted against her, how could there be all this now?

"Great sage, marshal, as long as the pests in the world hear my scream, they will tremble with fright and dare not move, I will go with you to poison the enemy mountain. ”

"I'll scream, you take the opportunity to kill the scorpion essence, don't spare your hands, and give us three bad breaths!" "The Pleiades star official came back to his senses and said angrily.

Although the three of them are not very capable of fighting, their mobility is still very high, and they soon left the East Heavenly Gate, came to the Poison Enemy Mountain, and brought the sand monk.

The Pleiades star officer stood on the top of the mountain, posing as a golden rooster and a white crane with bright wings, and clucked!

In an instant, a golden light broke through the dark clouds and shone into the Pipa Cave, and the scorpion shivered, and began to look for a hiding place in the hole.

Bang!

Sun Wukong took two junior brothers, smashed the gate of the Pipa Cave with a golden hoop stick, and broke in.

It didn't take long for you to hear a woman's scream!

"You people broke into my house, peeped at me, a woman from a good family, ruined my innocence, I have no face to live, Dao Chief, we have a fate, see you in the next life, don't bear me, concubine!"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng looked at the scorpion spirit in pajamas and falling in a pool of blood crashing into the wall and dying, and 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in their hearts.

What is this called?

They couldn't imagine that there were female monsters with such a strong temperament in Xiniu Hezhou, weren't the female monsters very open?

You seduced my master in all kinds of ways, and now we have taken a look at it three times, and you actually committed suicide, do you look down on people?

"What's the matter?" Xie Yun yawned, got up from the scorpion spirit's boudoir, and came looking for a voice.

Hey, why are you dead, still disheveled, is it ......

You three brutes!

Boom!

Xie Yun kicked the three apprentices into the wall, took off their clothes, and covered the scorpion essence.

"Master, she committed suicide, do you believe it?" Sun Wukong pulled himself out of the wall and explained dryly: "The three of us broke in and saw her in pajamas, and then she committed suicide, saying that she ruined her innocence." ”

"System, I reported Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng for trespassing into the female monster cave. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with the Great Sealing Technique!"

Great Sealing Technique: The top-level supernatural power of the Three Realms of the Flood Desolation can seal the mana below one's own cultivation to become a Great Realm monk, making it an ordinary person.

Hey, this magic power is quite ruthless!

After Xie Yun studied the Great Seal, he continued: "System, I reported Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng for peeping at the scorpion essence and ruining people's innocence. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with three women's cards!"

Women's clothing card: The boutique card produced by the system, after use, can completely change a person's gender, and bring women's clothing that matches the temperament.

The system solemnly promises that if the women's clothing is not good-looking, it will be ten times the return of chaotic qi!!

The three apprentices were reported twice in a row, and they all felt that their heads were a little big, they were all people who understood, and they knew what serious consequences would happen after being reported by the master!

"Master, this idea was made by the Pleiades Star Official, and Guanyin Bodhisattva also had a part, she asked us to find the Pleiades Star Official. Sun Wukong said unwillingly.