Chapter 243 Women's Clothing Card Use

Boom!

Sun Wukong was kicked into the wall by Xie Yun again.

"Splash monkey, don't say much, it's shameful to dump the pot, it's your own pot, you have to be brave to carry it, this is what a man should do!"

"Master, my grandson understands. ”

"Do you really get it?"

"Got it!"

"Okay, then you're welcome to be a teacher. Xie Yun took out three women's clothing cards.

Three flashes of white light flashed.

", master, what's wrong with my grandson?"

"Where's my old pig's belly?"

"Hey, two senior brothers, do you think my chest muscles are bigger?" Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were blinded at the same time.

Sun Wukong has become a tall and good-looking tight-fitting leopard print beauty, Zhu Bajie has become a plump beauty in palace clothes, and the figure of Sha Seng is old and domineering.

Xie Yun successfully helped three apprentices complete the first women's clothing challenge in their lives.

Looking at their appearance, it seems that they have not woken up from the shock, and I hope they will not suffer from cossemia in the future.

"Let you also experience the difficulty of women, when you meet a female monster in the future, don't go to someone's cave at every turn, what is the difference between you and stinky hooligans?"

Xie Yun said earnestly: "I hope you can appreciate the good intentions of being a teacher. ”

Monkey King: emmm

He feels like a different person now, his breath has changed, how long will this women's clothing last, if it is a long time, will he be harassed by monsters on the way to learn the scriptures?

", master's punishment is terrible!" Sun Wukong shivered, and he felt a chill.

No, you can't resist anything else, but in the matter of women's clothing, you must find the master to make it clear, this opening can't be opened!

"Master, ...... you" Sun Wukong watched Xie Yun pull out the seven-star sword at his waist, shrank his head, and said weakly: "Why are you so careless about resting, do you want to sleep for a while?"

"There is such a bad thing, can you sleep for the teacher?" Xie Yun kicked Sun Wukong in the ass angrily.

He picked up the scorpion spirit and walked out of the pipa cave, ready to find a piece of feng shui treasure to bury the female monster.

No matter how you say it, he can be regarded as a destined person, and when he leaves, he abandons others in the wilderness, he is not that kind of person.

Xie Yun quickly dug a large pit with the Seven-Star Sword on the top of the Poison Enemy Mountain and buried the scorpion spirit in it, and he not only used stones to build out the grave, but also erected a tombstone.

It reads: The tomb of the scorpion spirit, the queen of the poisonous enemy mountain.

Her life is a legend, she used her death to promote the progress of women's rights in the Three Realms of the Flood and Wilderness, I hope that from now on, there will never be a female monster being peeped at home, may the deceased rest in peace.

The old man Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor Li

"I can't imagine that the Immortal Emperor is still a temperamental, this female monster is not looking for the wrong person. Guanyin led the white dragon horse, slowly came up from the bottom of the mountain, and complained.

"Sister Guanyin, did you misunderstand something?" Xie Yun frowned.

"Immortal Emperor, don't you like this female goblin?"

Bendi was innocent with her, nothing happened, and he erected a monument to her, just admiring her for daring to use death to protect women's rights and interests. Xie Yun said earnestly.

Guanyin looked at the three beauties with different styles behind him, and rolled his eyes, you are a perverted immortal emperor, with a high-sounding mouth, do you think I will believe it?

A man's mouth is a deceitful ghost!

"Hey, Sister Guanyin, shouldn't you be in retreat in Putuo Mountain? Why did you come here, did you miss me?" Xie Yun didn't bother to explain to Guanyin about the apprentice's women's clothes, he teased: "Alas, this emperor is so damn handsome!"

"Immortal Emperor, please don't speak frivolously, the deity is a monk, dedicated to the Tao, and there will be no distractions in your heart. Guanyin hurriedly took two steps back, staring down at her toes, she really didn't dare to look directly at Xie Yun.

"If you have nothing to do, go to the Three Treasures Palace, tell me, what's the matter. ”

Guanyin's tone was a little out of control, and he pleaded: "I can't control the red boy, can I send someone to you?"

"That rabbit cub is doing evil, jumping up and down on my Putuo Mountain, stealing chickens and touching dogs, he is a living Hades!"

"The only person he's afraid of is you, can you take care of him for me?"

Xie Yun smiled.

Red Boy is probably the second generation of immortals with the hardest identity in the Three Realms of the Flood Wilderness, and it is normal to be arrogant, and it is normal for Guanyin to be a quasi-saint to be suppressed.

If you are idle and have nothing to do, it is not a big deal to beat that rabbit cub twice, but the heavy responsibility of learning from the experience is on your shoulders, and you can't get rid of it!

Xie Yun rummaged left and right from the Qiankun bag, took out a handful of purple bamboo, divided five by two, and used the seven-star sword to cut out a purple bamboo stick.

He handed the purple bamboo stick to Guanyin and said: "Sister Guanyin, this old saying is good, filial piety comes out under the stick, and strict teachers produce high apprentices, and if you don't fight, you can't succeed." ”

"Red boy, you can beat it hard, if you hit the problem, it's mine, I'll treat him!"

Guanyin looked at the purple bamboo stick, the more he looked at it, the more familiar it became, and the more unpleasant it was in his heart, that thing seemed to be his own, piercing his heart.

Bang dang!

Xie Yun took out the whole box of seven-turn golden pills again, handed them to Guanyin, and said, "Sister Guanyin, this seven-turn golden pill is enough for a red child to eat Da Luo Golden Immortal." ”

"You pay attention, every time you beat him to half death, feed him a gold pill, rest for a while, and then continue to fight. ”

"After he crosses the tribulation and becomes a quasi-saint, I will give you another box of eight-turn gold pills. ”

Guanyin looked at the whole box of golden pills in his hand, and for the first time felt how big the gap was between himself and the top power of the Flood Wilderness.

The trenches are inhumane!

If the red boy breaks through to the quasi-saint, what else can he do?

Forget it, you have to beat the apprentice as soon as possible, beat it for a while now, and if you want to fight in the future, you may not be able to beat it.

Guanyin Bodhisattva took the golden pill and the purple bamboo stick and left.

Xie Yun used the big grappling technique to catch the Pleiades Star Officer not far away, and asked him to apologize in front of the scorpion spirit tomb.

"Immortal Emperor, a monster, isn't it?"

Bang!

"Demons are equal, they don't treat everyone equally, the gods break the law, and they are guilty of the same crime as the monsters, and the slogan that Heaven has shouted for so many years, have you forgotten?"

"The Immortal Emperor's ideological consciousness is so high, the little god admires it!" The Pleiades Star Officer looked at the seven-star sword that Xie Yun was carrying in his hand, and decisively bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

He's not afraid of death, he's just cowardly.

"Go back, write a 20,000-word review book, and give it to the Jade Emperor. Xie Yun kicked the Pleiades Star Officer away.

He looked at the tombstone of the scorpion spirit and said silently: "I'm sorry, Bendi can only help you get here at the moment.

It's hard to change the world, so I'll work hard in the future to help you get the power you deserve as soon as possible.

After reincarnation, stay away from me, don't come to me, you are very annoying, you know?

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng looked at the master inexplicably for a long time, and they didn't dare to ask more.

The four-member group dismissed the maids of Pipa Cave and embarked on the journey to the west again.

Soon it was the rainy season, during the Dragon Boat Festival, several people happened to meet a high mountain, and when Xie Yun was speculating about what monsters were in it, the white dragon horse was excited.

"Master, there is my cousin in this mountain, she is here, I am going to find her!"