The queen is going to get married, and the action of the entire daughter country is unprecedentedly terrifying, and in half a day, the wedding notice was posted, and every household began to put up lights.

When they were ready to parade through the streets at night, they should take a good look at what kind of young man they could take down Her Majesty as soon as they saw her.

When Sun Wukong's women's clothes sneaked into the city, she was already completely stupid.

, the master and his old man learned the scriptures along the way, and the leaves in the bush did not touch the body, why did he fall here?

It's not scientific!

Xie Yun didn't have the slightest chance to resist, he was captured by Hou Tusheng and pulled directly into the dormitory, the two were newly married after a long absence, and it was not until the ceremony was about to start that they were invited out by hundreds of officials.

Since there is no custom of marriage in the daughter country, the female prime minister has compiled a set, and the specific process is that the two newlyweds go around the national capital, accept the blessings of the people, and then worship in the palace, and finally the cave room.

Of course, the haunted cave house is naturally indispensable.

"Daughter-in-law, we are both old husbands and wives, forget about the wedding. Xie Yun was forcibly put on a groom's dress by Houtu, and he also painted a light makeup.

"Hehehehe, no, no one's wedding in the land of the six realms of reincarnation, no one invited it, it's not official, this time I'm going to officially hold one, invite all the gods and Buddhas of the three realms of the flood and wilderness, and collect money!" Hou Tu said as he spoke, his eyes were wrong.

Dare to love her, this is to fight with open fire and rob the gods and Buddhas of the three realms of the flood and desolation.

Looking at the sky, I hope Nuwa doesn't have this idea, otherwise this is really a good way to make a fortune.

Xie Yun followed Houtu to climb the phoenix, sat side by side, and the maid turned around and entered the city.

Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie led the white dragon horse, looked at the women in the whole city and smiled at Xie Yunmei, their saliva flowed, and they couldn't help but sigh: Everyone is a man, why is there such a big gap?

"Bajie, is the master his old man not learning from the scriptures?" a fluffy hand touched the two from behind their backs.

"Who?" Zhu Bajie was frightened, looked back, didn't laugh to death, and said: "Brother Monkey, you are really charming in this dress, look at this figure, tsk." ”

"Idiot, my grandson can warn you, our master is a family person, if this matter is known to Nuwa and Houtu Master, the master will definitely die, but a few of us can't eat, so let's go around." "Sun Wukong's monkey face is wrinkled together.

He has seen women jealous and crazy, one Zixia will fall apart, two saints are jealous and crazy, my God!

Zhu Ba pointed to the two people on the phoenix.

Sun Wukong looked at it and was speechless, how can the king of the daughter country be the mother of the Houtu master, the saints are really good at playing.

Upstairs at the city gate, the female prime minister said: "Tonight, on an auspicious day, please go to the East Pavilion for a banquet and a marriage ceremony. ”

Houtu hugged Xie Yun's arm and asked proudly, "Husband, how about my dowry?"

"The beauties of the entire daughter country, as long as you have ideas, I won't stop you, let you pick the slash. ”

Xie Yun: emmm

I believe you are a ghost, you old woman is very bad, she will not leave an inch, and she pretends to be generous and says that you can pick up the slash.

Feng Yuan returned to the palace from the end gate, came to the East Pavilion, and before entering, he heard a burst of sheng songs, and two lines of red and pink mermaids came out.

Xie Yun and Houtu Anxi, civil and military officials took the throne, and after thanking the emperor, the female prime minister urged: "Your Majesty, it's time to drink a glass of wine." ”

"There's no hurry, there are still guests who haven't come. Houtu shook his head and said.

"Your Majesty, all the ministers in the capital have arrived, who will come back?" Before the female prime minister finished speaking, a white cloud floated outside the hall.

"Junior Xuandu, come to congratulate. "Xuandu came first with two boxes of kidney tonifying pills.

He followed, and the Heavenly Gods and Buddhas came in batches.

The Eastern Emperor Taisan of the Demon Clan

The Buddhist envoy rejoiced in the Buddha

Guangchengzi of the interception of teaching

The old moon of the heavenly court

......

The people in the daughter country were stunned, what was the situation, what auspicious signs happened to the country, why did the gods in the sky rush to congratulate?

"Husband, lend me your merit disc. Houtu muttered.

"What do you want that thing for?"

Although Xie Yun was puzzled, he still secretly handed the merit disc to Houtu.

This girl doesn't want to play Buddhism, preaching, right?

Sting!

An incomparably bright ball of light lit up from the back of Houtu's head, and the female officials in the East Pavilion and the immortals who came to congratulate were shocked.

"I am the reincarnation of Tu Niang Niang after the Wu clan, the daughter country has always been yin and yang, and the deity has come to cross the people of the whole country to the land of the six reincarnations, don't panic. ”

The female officials knelt down in a large area, and they were not the slightest flustered, but they were all excited.

", is our Majesty a legend that he is a Hou Tu Niang?"

"Niangniang, go to the land of the six realms of reincarnation, do you plan to assign objects?"

"Niangniang, I don't have high requirements, just live as a man. ”

"What's it like to be a man?"

......

A group of female officials began to say some tiger and wolf words, who came out is pitiful, the daughter country has been a country for generations, nine out of ten are virgins drinking water and pregnant, who believes it?

After the banquet, Xie Yun was dragged into the dormitory by Houtu, and the gods and Buddhas who came to congratulate him walked a little way, and the rest were entangled by female officials.

Even Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were not spared, only Sun Wukong escaped by relying on women's clothes.

The situation is sad, this difficulty, the longest time, a full three months, Sun Wukong saw Xie Yun appear from the harem, and he was also thinner.

For three months, I didn't get out of bed, to be precise, I didn't wear any pants, a quasi-saint, and I didn't have a drop of being squeezed dry.

"Wukong, what about Bajie and Sha Seng?" Xie Yun yawned and said, "You go and call the two of them, take the white dragon horse, and let's go." ”

"Master, we can't go for the time being, Bajie and Sha Seng have been overworked in the past few months, and they are recuperating from their kidneys, and the white dragon horse is also weak and can't ride. ”

"In this daughter country, not only are people women, but horses are also mares, and the White Dragon King is locked up with hundreds of mares in the palace, and he can't hold back for a while. ”

"The dragon is a prostitution, don't blame him, what's that, my old grandson will go first, the master is here, master, take care of your old man......" Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, he stepped on the somersault cloud and rushed out of the palace.

"Husband, why did you come here, hurry up and go back with me. Houtu said with a smile.

Xie Yun's face changed, he shook his head, and said, "Cough, daughter-in-law, calm down, let's not go back to bed yet." ”

"I'll give you a riddle, can you guess?"

"Okay, I'm good at guessing riddles, if you guess it, you will go back with me now, if you can't guess, I will go back with you." Hou Tuhuan said with interest.

Xie Yun: emmmm

Daughter-in-law, let's have one thing to say, you are a scoundrel like this, but it is too much.

"Listen up. Xie Yun looked at the fish tank and said, "I'm on top, you're down, if you don't move, I won't move." When I move, you hurt, you get out of the water, I'm happy, what is this talking about?"

Hou Tu's face turned red instantly, she remembered the three months of continuous madness, and said coquettishly: "Husband, how embarrassed to say this, let's go back and talk about it." ”

"What are you embarrassed to say?"

"I'm just sorry, I can't guess, you say. ”

Xie Yun coughed and said solemnly: "I'm talking about fishing!"