The back was stunned for a moment, was he evil?

I wasted half a day of expression, and the final result was fishing?

it, I've been tricked!

Xie Yun opened his magic power to dodge the small fist that smashed on his chest in one step, the small fist fist of the current head of the Wu clan, if he really hit, he would be seriously injured if he didn't die!

"Master, woe comes from the mouth!" Sun Wukong shrank his head and sighed.

He wanted to be crooked just now, but he didn't dare to say it. Sure enough, even if the master's car has a stop sign, you can't predict where the terminal will be.

Xie Yun and Houtu were in the daughter country that day, you chased me and ran, and they ran for a full day, until they reached the Zimu River.

"Wife, come on, I'm not running, tap!"

Houtu clenched his fists, neither beating nor not, and the righteous teeth itched.

She happened to see a male crab running away with a female crab by the river, and she didn't give up, and said angrily: "Look at other people's crabs, when they are in danger, they still know that they are running away with their wives, and they are more affectionate, this may be love." ”

Xie Yun forcibly ripped the female crab off the back of the male crab, threw it back into the river, and said, "Wife, it's unreasonable for you to say that, I'm a dignified Immortal Emperor, do you compare the crab I gave you?"

"System, I report that this male crab kidnapped a female crab. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a highly toxic card. ”

Poison Incomparable Card: Contains the law of poison, which, after use, can increase the target toxicity by a factor of ten. (Not limited to dead things, it can be used on living things.) )

"Husband, I didn't expect you to be such a person, you are actually jealous of the love of other people's crabs, and use the full strength of the Heavenly Dao Patrol Envoy at will. Houtu said angrily.

Xie Yun pinched the male crab that wanted to escape and shook his head.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, the twelve ancestors of Hoututang actually believe in some chicken soup.

Wife, don't blame your husband for ruining your worldview, come, dry this bowl of poisonous chicken soup.

"You powers, one day is cultivation, this biology must not be studied, come, give you a science popularization for your husband, this crab is called steamed crab." ”

Hou Tu took the male crab from Xie Yun's hand and poked it with great curiosity, to tell the truth, it was the first time she had seen a steamed crab.

"Wife, this steamed crab only holds the female crab during the mating period, and it is a female crab that is about to mature sexually, do you know why?"

Houtu shook his head.

"The reason is, of course, hey, hey, hey. Xie Yun looked at Houtu's curious eyes, and then said, "It's waiting for the female crab to molt, its body is relatively soft, and it can enter the soul in one shot." ”

"Phew, there is no good thing in the world, no love, it is all about seeing color. Houtu's face turned red, and he threw the male crab in his hand back into the river, and said in frustration.

"Whoever says it, it is not a husband. ”

"Then let's get married, do you have anything to say?"

Xie Yun touched his chin, thought for a long time and said, "Great! The day I was looking forward to has finally come." ”

"Can I go back?" asked Houtu with a smile.

"No! you don't even think about it. ”

"Do you love me?"

"Of course. Xie Yun affirmed.

"Will you betray me?"

"No, it won't. How do you have such a thought. ”

"Can you kiss me?"

"Of course, absolutely not. ”

"Is it possible for you to hit me?"

"Never. ”

"Can I trust you?"

After Xie Yun made a poisonous oath to the sky, he hugged the beauty, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, fortunately, the people in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation are not popular to pick out words and engage in crooked heresies in Tibetan poems.

Just now, if you turn it upside down and taste it carefully, you taste, you taste it......

"Wife, apart from making a virgin pregnant, this river is nothing special, how can it have something to do with the law of reproduction?" Xie Yun said curiously.

Hou Tu looked at Zimu River and said, "Father God opened the world back then, and turned into the entire Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation with his body, and this daughter country is the most vigorous place in his body. ”

"You are not direct descendants of the Father, so of course you can't see it. ”

Xie Yun wanted to know, where is the most vigorous upgrade in a man's body?

Could it be......

Forget it, I won't tell the three apprentices about this news, lest they can't stand it and have a psychological shadow.

Houtu pulled Xie Yun to the source of the Zimu River, and the two of them escaped directly into the depths of the ground and found a natural cave, which was full of milky white liquid under the protection of a strong formation.

As long as you take them away, the Zimu River will become an ordinary river.

Those milky white liquids were at the level of innate spiritual creatures, as long as the formation was broken, the auspicious omen of birth would definitely shock the Three Realms of the Flood Desolation.

"Husband, help me block the others, this thing has a relationship with our Wu clan. After Houtu finished speaking, he was relieved to start breaking the formation.

Xie Yun returned to the ground with the word "us", he took out the Liuhe Tablet and sat under his buttocks, and then pulled out the Seven-Star Sword.

It wasn't long before a loud bang was heard.

The natural cave exploded, and a rich cloud of vibrant mushrooms emerged and began to roll in all directions.

"Heavy treasure was born?" The Mantian God and Buddha who were stranded in the daughter country were overjoyed, and they said in unison that Lao Tzu was lucky.

They scrambled to the daughter country, and the fastest one was the Buddhist boss with a fine tradition of capturing treasures, the Buddha of Huanxi.

"Hahaha, fellow Daoists, if you don't believe it, that thing is related to the poor monk, so I'll start first. ”

Scold!

A sword qi flew towards the Heavenly Spirit Gai of the Joyful Buddha, if he had hair, it would be a Mediterranean hairstyle now.

"Hey, that bastard sneaking up on the attack?"

"Bendi is splitting you openly, you don't want to spew blood. Xie Yun held the seven-star sword, blocked the immortals, and said, "Don't be in a hurry to congratulate you, that treasure is related to my Wu clan, and it already has a master." ”

A fine and dense cold sweat broke out from the tip of the nose of the Buddha of Joy, if he had to be high just now, he would already be a corpse.

"Immortal Emperor, as a Heavenly Dao Inspector, you can't rob it openly, since ancient times, treasures and virtues have lived in it. ”

"Huh?" Houtu flew up from the ground, and the vitality began to dissipate, she looked at the indignant Huanxi Buddha, and said, "Don't say anything, call Mom!"

"As a queen, the deity regards all the countrymen as daughters, and in the past three months, all of you have owed a lot of romantic debts in my daughter's country. ”

"You don't want to put on your pants and you don't recognize people, do you?"

Hiss!

This is a trap, the braincase of the gods and Buddhas who are stranded in the daughter country is buzzing, when does the fairy white prostitute need to be responsible?

In ancient and modern times, there are countless posthumous children abandoned by the gods, and the most typical example is the seven princesses of Heaven, who were "forced" to return to Heaven after giving birth to a child.

One day in heaven, one year on earth.

She sees Dong Yong every day, Dong Yong can only see her once a year, how could the queen mother let her daughter suffer.

Anyway, mortals can't spend decades, so they will be red dust to refine their hearts, but now that the earth is more serious, what should I do?

Hou Tu Niang can't afford to mess with it!!

Xie Yun stood up at this time and asked, "Fellow Daoists, who wants to deny it?"

He is very entangled now, if anyone doesn't admit it, he can report it openly, but it always feels strange to have an extra group of sons-in-law because of this.