Chapter 5 I will hunt the king with bronze
"Forget it, I'll buy you a mobile phone, I just don't know if I can connect to the Internet. ”
Lin Fang didn't care so much, and immediately bought a cheaper mobile phone for the mountain god.
Even so, it cost Lin Fang more than 700 yuan, and before he knew it, he already owed more than 5,000 yuan, and there were more than 1,000 phone bills, which was 7,000 yuan.
"Spending money is like water!"
Lin Fang sighed with emotion.
The only advantage of shopping in this world is that the delivery is fast, and when a white light is lit, the package has been delivered in front of you.
"Take it apart!"
Lin Fang said to the mountain god angrily.
"Oh·····"
The mountain god answered honestly, and immediately opened the package, looking at the existence in front of him that was very similar to Lin Fang's box, he couldn't help but be curious: "Great Sage, why are there two boxes?"
"This is the phone, and the one will be yours to use in the future. ”
Lin Fangzheng said, suddenly his mobile phone vibrate, and subconsciously picked up the mobile phone and looked at it.
"Tips: You paid for an order using the plane network, check that you bought a mobile phone, at present we have a phone bill sub-package upgrade service, only need to pay an additional 50 yuan per month, the sub-mobile phone can enjoy everything of the mother mobile phone. ”
50 yuan!
Lin Fang is so angry with this cheat dad thing, he comes to pit Lao Tzu's money every day, don't push Lao Tzu to be anxious, Lao Tzu won't pay back.
Because of the last hole card, although Lin Fang was in pain, he still upgraded the sub-package.
Lin Fang took a closer look and learned that the main mobile phone has a system binding function, which can only be used by him alone, and although the sub-package can enjoy all the functions of the main mobile phone, Lin Fang can also choose to share the content.
At that moment, Lin Fang shared the searched pictures with the sub-phone, and then threw the sub-phone to the mountain god.
"After that, you just look at these pictures and you can't take your eyes off. ”
Lin Fang said viciously: "I found out and looked away to see how I bullied you." ”
"Ahh
Thinking of Lin Fang's prestige, the mountain god dared to resist, so he had to obediently pick up his mobile phone.
When he saw it for the first time, he suddenly felt goosebumps all over his body, and said secretly: "Why are these people dressed so simply? I feel like I'm going to have hemorrhoids in my eyes. ”
Although the mountain god still looked uncomfortable, under the coercion of Lin Fang, he finally didn't throw away the phone this time.
Lin Fang continued to watch the anime, eating takeout, while the mountain god was eating takeout and looking at the pictures.
After eating, Lin Fang clicked on the game and played.
"I want a landlord!"
"Don't!"
"Don't!"
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Lin Fang played a few handfuls of landlords, lost all the beans, and looked at the time, it was already dark.
"Mountain god, don't look at it, come and push the tower with me. In the evening, we are full of spirits and the enemy is tired, and I will hunt the king with bronze. ”
The mountain god was confused when he heard this, but said secretly: "It's good if you're happy, anyway, the Jade Emperor just wants me to play with you." ”
"My Arthur, your Houyi, you are in charge of the lower road, my upper road, let's kill him. ”
Lin Fang shared the game of pushing the tower, and the mountain god could immediately play it, and Lin Fang commanded him, and he was bound to destroy this group of scum juniors with the methods of the ancestors more than a thousand years ago.
"My Houyi?"
The mountain god was startled when he heard this, his mobile phone almost shook off, and he said with a sad face: "The great sage Mo said nonsense, Hou Yi is a witch clan, and His Majesty knows that Hou Yi is a small god, I am afraid that the little god will be beheaded immediately." ”
"I asked you to choose the character of Hou Yi, alas, I'm so angry. ”
Lin Fang had no choice but to snatch the mountain god's mobile phone, choose the characters, and then hand him "Let's develop lewdly first, don't wave, after you play a few games to get used to, let's kill the big dragon again." ”
"Slay the dragon?"
The mountain god was about to faint from fright, and said secretly: "Great Sage, can we stop playing so exciting?"
Lin Fang was helpless, waved his hand and said, "Don't say it, don't say it, play a few games first, and you'll understand." ”
Seeing that Lin Fang didn't seem to be slaying the dragon, the mountain god breathed a sigh of relief in his heart and accompanied Lin Fang to play with the push tower.
"Over there, someone, the person on the other side is coming, can't you see it·····? Oh, you're dead, don't press it around, wait for the countdown. ”
Lin Fang took a deep breath, and finally understood what was more painful than playing a game with a primary school student, that is, he had to take a kindergarten with a primary school student.
I can't bring it!
"Trash! elementary school students, don't play, don't play. ”
"Brother, quit the group, go home and nurse at this level, what kind of games to play. ”
"Elementary school students, go to krypton, how can you win without krypton?"
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At this moment, a large group of barrages appeared, and Lin Fang was almost angry, "Lao Tzu doesn't know that he is rubbish, so I want you to talk more!"
"A bunch of scum! This great god just used one finger to beat, if you used two fingers, you would have lost a long time ago, scum!"
Lin Fang immediately typed quickly on the screen, he could say that he was rubbish, but he would never allow others to insult him like this.
"Elementary school student, say you're fat and you're still panting, at your level, the aunt next door can beat you down with a child in her arms, and you dare to say that you are a god, it's really the coldest joke in history. ”
"Don't stop me, this elementary school student is pretending to be forced, see how Lao Tzu abuses him. ”
"What's the nonsense upstairs, come on, elementary school students, we've been fighting. ”
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Lin Fang has completely entered a state of emotional out-of-control, and directly converts speech to text.
"It's not easy to destroy a bunch of you scum, it's a matter of two fingers, but it's too boring to kill like this. Three days later, we are fighting, not blowing with you, the biological brother of the 21st century has not yet seen it, and the opponent of the brother must be at least 639 AD, and he must be the same god. ”
"Cut, don't dare. Sample, primary school students should go home to feed, pretending to be forced. ”
"Come now, and you'll be running away in three days, and who knows if you'll come?"
"It's scattered, why are you talking so much nonsense with a weak chicken, I can play a game of all this nonsense. ”
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Lin Fang's eyes narrowed, of course he was not the opponent of these people now, but he had time.
The immortal doesn't have to sleep, he can fight until three days later, presumably his skills can also be quickly improved to a very strong point, at least beating these scum is not a problem.
But the problem is that now these scum are not fooled and don't give themselves three days.
At this moment, a flash of inspiration flashed in Lin Fang's mind, and he immediately grinned: "God really wants to help me!"
Lin Fang said: "For you weak chickens, it's also worth running for this great god?" Since you don't believe it, you can buy a product in the store for an amount of 1,000 yuan. If you win, you get ten thousand dollars. If I lose, this thousand dollars will be mine. The money is given to a third-party platform, you should always believe it. ”