Chapter 4: I'm really the Monkey King!

"Well, is there anything good on the mountain god?"

Lin Fang quickly put his mind on reselling, but other novels sell peaches and ginseng fruits, although he has also eaten peaches in his body, but the monkey has never survived, and now he has nothing to do, and he has nothing to sell if he wants to.

The only thing is the golden hoop rod and a suit of armor on his body, but the guys in the later generations must not know the goods and can't sell them for a good price.

There is only one mountain god around, but think about the mountain god staying on this remote barren mountain all year round, how can there be any good things?

didn't have hope for the mountain god, Lin Fang turned to the Internet to search for 'how to make money after crossing the journey to the west', but there were mostly trolls.

"SB, what do you need to spend on Journey to the West? What kind of bicycle do you want? Can't you just change it yourself?"

"Reselling peaches, ginseng fruits, apricots, etc., the building is mainly crossed, remember to give me a peach. ”

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Lin Fang wanted to change, but the problem was that the mana was sealed by the talisman, and it couldn't be changed at all, and even if it could, it might not be able to be used across the plane.

However, the second comment reminded Lin Fang, and Lin Fang immediately found his former friends on major communication platforms.

"Xiao Lei, I'm Sun Wukong, in fact, I haven't disappeared, I've been pressed under the third middle finger under the Five Finger Mountain, I urgently need three thousand yuan now, you just need to give me money, and on the day I come out, I will teach you somersault clouds, the art of immortality, so that you can live and die like me. ”

"Reminder: You have been blocked by the other party!"

Lin Fang immediately pursed his lips and said secretly: "A few thousand yuan will let me see a person clearly, this is your loss, you deserve it, you are destined to never be able to live forever." ”

"Xiao Wang, I am Sun Wukong, in fact, I have been pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for so many years······· When I come out, I can give you a peach for free. ”

“sb”

"Little Black ······"

"You're the one who steals the number, in fact, I don't know him well, it's useless for you to look for me. ”

Lin Fang was sad and treated Xiao Hei as his own in vain, but he didn't expect him to say that he was not familiar with him.

After sending dozens of messages in a row, Lin Fang soon found that his contacts on major communication platforms were empty, faster than he deleted his number.

"I'm really the Monkey King!"

Lin Fang was helpless, even if he left a message on the major post bar forums, he was deleted by the administrator, and even the account was blocked by the platform.

"It seems that borrowing money will not work, I thought that one person could borrow 3,000, and ten people could borrow 30,000, and I could be chic for a long time, but I didn't expect these people to be too stingy. ”

Lin Fang is an orphan, it has been three months since he last resigned, and he barely survived with his previous savings and online orders, otherwise he could borrow some money from his parents and pay it back later.

Lin Fang was worried for most of the day, and took the time to go to the live broadcast room to take a look, and there were very few people who watched his video.

"Great Sage, your flowers have bloomed, what will you do after that?"

At this moment, the mountain god suddenly walked over, holding a mini pot full of gardenias.

"Uh······ This is the pot of flowers I used to have?"

Lin Fang looked at the flower-filled pot in front of him dumbfounded, smelling the delicious and elegant fragrance of flowers, and said in some surprise.

"That's right!"

The mountain god said: "In order not to delay your important business, the little god I summoned the nearby spiritual energy to moisten the flower pot, so that it will bloom quickly. ”

"Can you mobilize the aura?"

Lin Fang found that the pot of flowers in front of him was completely different from before, full of rich aura, if ordinary people breathe for a long time, it will have a good spleen benefit to the body.

"This is very simple! The aura of the entire mountain in Fang Yuan, the little gods can mobilize it at will. ”

Yamagindo.

Only then did Lin Fang react, this is not the afterlife, but the omnipotent Journey to the West.

He quickly found what he was looking for from a large amount of information in his mind, and it turned out that the reason why the mountain god was able to mobilize the aura was because of the power of the divine position.

However, the mountain god can only mobilize the aura within his control, and in addition, he can also control the mountain to fly up and crack at will.

And he is even more powerful, he can mobilize tens of thousands of miles of aura, and he can pick up several mountains at will.

Of course, now that his mana is sealed, he can't do anything.

"Able to control the ······ rocks"

Lin Fang's eyes lit up, and he thought of a way to make a fortune.

How much money can you make selling potted plants?

It's better to sell jade!

But to say that, but after the actual implementation, Lin Fang found that it was not as simple as he imagined.

Jade was not so ubiquitous, and the mountain god searched for an afternoon under the command of Lin Fang, but could not find it.

Seeing that the evening was approaching, Lin Fang opened a store on the e-commerce platform, found someone to help get some pictures, and then took pictures of the gardenia and uploaded it.

Lin Fang bought some apples, pears and other good fruit seeds on the Internet, and gave them to the mountain god to plant on the wasteland in front of him.

"Well, I'm so tired!"

After doing all this, Lin Fang took a breath and ordered a takeout online.

The white light still flashed, and the takeaway fell to the ground.

"Mountain god, don't be busy, eat dinner first. ”

Lin Fang greeted.

"Good!"

The mountain god grinned and couldn't wait to come over.

The two ate together, and Lin Fang was tired of seeing the ghost animals, so he doubled his eyes to see it.

"Great Sage, why can't any of the little gods understand what these people say?"

The mountain god ate and listened to the words like a book from heaven, and couldn't help but ask.

Lin Fang grinned, pulled the mountain god and said mysteriously: "These words are all island languages, learn them well, although they are useless on weekdays, but when you find a girlfriend in the future, I will teach her these words, and tell you every day, especially when you do the things of bed, you can feel the beauty of Elysium." ”

"Elysium? But the little god is an immortal, and there is a saying in the West that the Elysium cannot betray the heavenly court. ”

The mountain god panicked, and quickly shook his head.

Lin Fang was so angry that he wanted to slap it, glared at the mountain god with hatred, and then remembered something, and searched for 'the most beautiful female celebrity photos today' on the Internet.

Suddenly, a large array of photos of beautiful women appeared in front of him, and Lin Fang handed it to the mountain god and said: "Show me these photos if you have nothing to do in the future, I don't believe that I can't change your character." Lao Tzu's people can't be as unproductive as you. ”

"It's the Great Sage!"

The mountain god honestly took the phone, glanced at it inadvertently, and immediately threw it away in fright: "Ah, this is ······ This is really insulting, too spicy to the eyes. The great sage, the little god can't look at it. ”

"My phone. ”

Lin Fang was shocked, if the mobile phone was broken, how would he live in the future!

Hurriedly picked up the phone, wiped off the soil on the surface, clicked a few times, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, it's not broken." ”