Chapter 333: A Conscientious False Monk
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Daddy is out, this mall won't have tens of billions of subsidies after that, right?
Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately he was not a woman, nor was he a chopper, even if he came with his father and a certain treasure, Lao Tzu could bear it, and if he didn't buy it, he wouldn't buy it.
Ten years later, he knew he had been sloppy.
When it comes to shopping, there is never a distinction between men and women, and everyone can't help it.
For example: Hongmeng purple gas with free shipping in batches, can you let it go?
The heavens and all the worlds are very large, and what is lacking here, in other places, is often the tattered of the rotten street.
The yellow-eyed monster looked at the oily acquired seed bag under his feet, and suddenly woke up: this is a peerless master, and he can't afford to provoke him at all.
"Dao Chief, dare to ask what you are doing in my Little Lei Yin Temple?"
"Poor Dao travels all over the world, I have long heard of the prestige of the Great Leiyin Temple, what does your little Leiyin Temple have to do with the Great Leiyin Temple?"
Fortunately, it wasn't the enemy who came to retaliate, and the yellow-eyed monster breathed a sigh of relief.
He began to ponder what Xie Yun had just said, this Taoist master has traveled all over the world, there must be no place to stay, he has heard of the prestige of the Great Lei Yin Temple, and he must have a good impression of my Buddhism.
Maybe you can use this to stop him, or even keep people in the gang.
The yellow-eyed monster slapped his thigh, and couldn't help but admire his resourcefulness, how could ordinary people come up with such a clever plan?
"Dao Chief, my Little Leiyin Temple is a branch of Buddhism, and it is a formal institution recognized by the Great Leiyin Temple, so you don't have to doubt our identity. ”
"We are here, just to promote the Dharma, and there is no malice, I don't know if you are interested in staying, my little Leiyin Temple is willing to sweep the couch to welcome you as the deputy head of the sect. ”
"Good guy, such a big deal, the position of deputy sect leader?" Xie Yun was a little speechless.
The yellow-eyed monster shook his eyebrows, knowing that there was a drama in this matter, he hit the railroad while it was hot: "Fellow Daoist, what do you think of this?"
"No way!"
"Why?"
"Poor Dao has never had the habit of being the second child, as the old saying goes, I'd rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail, not to mention that you are not a good place, why should I wronged myself?" Xie Yun shook his head in disgust.
The yellow-eyed monster is a little embarrassed, how can this be done?
The golden cymbal has been crushed by this peerless master, and Sun Wukong has hit him, and no one will be able to stop him.
If this peerless master doesn't sit here, let alone Xiaoleiyin Temple, I'm afraid I will have to worry about my life!
"Daoist, what do you say about this?" Huang Mei was strange, and asked tentatively: "Otherwise, you will be the Buddha and I will be the deputy sect leader?"
At the moment, it is important to save your life, it doesn't matter what Buddha is or not, it's a big deal to wait for the person to pass over, and then drive the person away.
The little abacus in the heart of the yellow-eyed monster crackled, and he didn't realize that he was luring the wolf into the room.
"No need, you, the position of the Buddha, are not interested in the poor way, I heard that Buddhism has two saints, or I will pretend to be a saint. Xie Yun said with a smile.
"Dao Chief, pretending to be a saint, I'm afraid I'll be punished by God, right?"
"It's fine, little thing. Xie Yun turned into a Zhun Ti Saint.
He pointed at the little white dragon with his hand, and the little white dragon became a leading saint.
"Amitabha, disciple, do you think the teacher is pretending?" Xie Yun clasped his hands together and let go of his coercion.
Bang. 2020
The yellow-eyed monster knelt down directly, his face dumbfounded, and his heart was horrified.
Like, it's so like!
Whether in terms of appearance or temperament, he is simply impeccable, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would have bowed his head and worshipped.
Xie Yun and Xiao Bailong put away the bundle of immortal ropes, and after letting go of the monsters of Xiaoleiyin Temple, they were arranged to rest in the best room of the temple.
In the dead of night, the little white dragon tossed and turned, unable to sleep.
He got up, saw Xie Yun who was admiring the moon and cultivating, and asked, "Immortal Emperor, since we know that they are fake, why don't we just catch them all?"
"How long and long brains are in trouble, Bendi is putting a long line and catching big fish. Xie Yun said earnestly.
He really wanted to see what kind of people could almost perfectly reproduce a Da Lei Yin Temple in this wilderness.
This kind of talent must be co-opted, and if he has a war with the races in the chaos in the future, a master of disguise is better than a million soldiers.
Early the next morning, the yellow-eyed monster sent a fake Arhat to bring a meal.
This rice is very simple, cold wild vegetables, dried radish, plus a bowl of millet porridge, no oil stars at all.
"Wait, the life of your little Leiyin Temple is so simple, can't you even see a little bit of meat?" Xie Yun asked.
"Senior, we are here in the holy land of Buddhism, we not only believe in Buddhism, but also have the quality of the monster, never eat meat, if you are not used to eating, you can go into the mountains to hunt by yourself. The fake Arhat explained.
Xie Yun was stunned for a moment, it was the first time he had seen such a faithful monster, forget it, he wouldn't report them for corrupting Buddhist customs.
After breakfast, everyone from Xiaoleiyin Temple came to the Daxiong Treasure Hall for a meeting.
There was only one theme for the meeting, which was to discuss how to deal with the learners.
"Amitabha, all the monks report the number!" said the yellow-eyed monster.
"Enlighten my Buddha, five hundred Arhats have arrived!"
"Enlighten my Buddha, three thousand revelations have arrived!"
"Enlighten my Buddha, the four King Kongs are here!"
"Enlighten my Buddha, the eight great bodhisattvas are here!"
......
Xie Yun sighed as he watched from the side, the monks in this fake temple were much more dedicated than the monks in the real temple.
I've been to Da Lei Yin Temple so many times, and I've never seen a full number of people.
Seeing that the number of people had arrived, Huang Mei said, "Everyone, do you know what our purpose here is?"
"I'm Buddha, didn't you say it was to promote the Dharma?"
"Fart, who have you seen promoting Buddhism in this ravine?" "I tell you the truth, our ultimate purpose here is only one, that is, to wait for someone to learn the scriptures!"
"The reliability of this news is very high, my buddy who rang the bell in the Da Lei Yin Temple told me personally, and he also said that people who eat scriptures can live forever!"
Boom!
The cottage version of the Daxiong Treasure Hall of Xiaoleiyin Temple exploded, and countless monks turned their heads and talked about it.
In the end, they came to a conclusion: "I, Buddha, we are all people who are dedicated to Buddhahood, but we can't break the precept of eating meat!"
"You fart, when did I encourage you to eat people?" Huang Mei said strangely: "I mean, everyone can stop the scripture learner and exchange a tanuki for the prince!"
"My Buddha, will I come out?" Many fake monks came to be interested, as long as they didn't force themselves to eat meat, everything was easy to discuss.