Chapter 334: The most sassy commentary in history

The meaning of the Huangmei monster is very simple, set up a checkpoint here, stop the person who took the scriptures, and then organize three people by himself to go to the Da Lei Yin Temple to seek the true scriptures and achieve positive results.

Everyone is carrying a head on two shoulders, why can't I do what Tang Seng can do?

That's right, because of the information blockade, the Yellow Eyebrow monster still thinks that the person who learned the scriptures is Tang Seng.

"Cough, fellow Daoist, as far as I know, the person who took the scriptures is not Tang Seng, but someone else. Xie Yun spoke.

He really can't bear to bear these stupid daytime monsters, because of intelligence errors, going up is to give people heads.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, my master Maitreya Buddha once said to me personally, the person who learns the scriptures is Tang Seng!"

This is his greatest source of self-confidence, Maitreya Buddha is the future Buddha, the future master of Buddhism, and is equal to Nyolai in status.

"Okay, Poor Dao believes!" Xie Yun shrugged, indifferent.

Anyway, when he goes out later, he won't see anyone who learns the scriptures.

"System, I report Maitreya Buddha for leaking the secret of learning scriptures!"

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host's supernatural power: an out-of-body incarnation!"

Extra-body incarnation: Legal-level high-grade supernatural powers, which can perfectly replicate a clone, except that there is no cultivation in it, there is no difference from the host.

Okay, no problem, I'll use my clone to go to the Great Lei Yin Temple later.

This kind of blatant fake temple, if the eldest nephew should come out to take care of it.

After everything in the Daxiong Treasure Hall was finalized, the little novice who opened the door came in in a panic and reported: "My Buddha, it's not good, there are three monsters at the gate of our temple, and they look old and scary!"

"What's the panic?" The yellow-eyebrow monster's eyes widened, and he scolded angrily: "They are monsters, aren't you and I monsters?"

Only then did the little novice calm down, my Buddha is right!

He has been in Xiaoleiyin Temple for a long time, and he has completely integrated into his current role, forgetting the identity of the monster.

Hey, it's a relative!

"My Buddha, do you want me to open the temple door and welcome them in?" suggested the little novice.

The yellow-eyed monster just wanted to agree, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he asked more: "What do those three people look like?"

"Back to my Buddha's words, one is a hairy-faced monkey with a sharp beak and cheeks, the other is a pig demon with a fat head and big ears, and the rest of the black charcoal-headed monster can't tell what race it is. ”

The yellow-eyed monster felt a chill in his back, and he was glad in his heart, but fortunately he asked more.

Unexpectedly, it turned out that the people who learned the scriptures hit their own nests!

"Apart from those three monsters, is there a monk on a white horse accompanying you?"

"My Buddha, definitely not!" said the little novice with confidence.

Although Xiaoleiyin Temple is hidden in a big mountain, because it is built in the valley, there is an open space in front of the temple, not to mention that the monk rides a white horse, even a dog can't hide it!

"Let's go, copy the guy out, let's go and have a look!" The yellow-eyed monster waved his hand, and at this time, he was also a little unsure.

Hula!

Thousands of monsters from the Little Lei Yin Temple swarmed out and lined up in a large formation, and they were full of momentum.

"Monkey King?" asked the yellow-eyed monster tentatively.

"What's the matter with your grandfather?" Sun Wukong carried the golden hoop stick and subconsciously replied. 120

The yellow-eyed monster was relieved now, and he definitely didn't recognize the wrong person.

No matter how bold the monsters of the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation are, it is estimated that few of them dare to pretend to be the Monkey King to come out and walk the rivers and lakes.

There is no other reason, that is, there are too many enemies, lack of strength, and it is easy to be beaten.

"You monkey, why don't you worship when you see the deity?"

Sun Wukong laughed out loud on the spot, you monster, you are too deep in the play, right?

After apprenticeship, he is already the same as Rulai, how can that guy still speak in this tone?

He plucked out a monkey hair on the spot, turned it into a night pot, threw it to the yellow-eyed monster, and teased: "Youkai, if you want to pretend to be Rulai, just accept it!"

The yellow-eyed monster's face turned pale, and when he realized that his identity was exposed, he took out the hammer and turned it into a mace.

"Splash Monkey, how did you find out who I am?"

"You may not believe it, my grandson has already been to the Great Leiyin Temple, your little trick, deceive others, deceive my grandson, it's far away. Sun Wukong waved his hand and said with a smile.

"Impossible, this is the only way to go to the Great Lei Yin Temple, when did you get there?"

"You don't care about this, anyway, my grandson has been there, you are here to fake Rulai, fake the Great Lei Yin Temple, aren't you afraid of meeting the main master?"

In the face of Sun Wukong's inquiry, the yellow-eyed monster chose to remain silent, and then rushed forward with a mace.

The mace and the golden hoop stick are both acquired magic weapons, although Sun Wukong is a Da Luo Jin Xian, but he does not dare to kill the yellow-eyed monster with a stick.

After all, Master said that when you encounter a monster, notify him as soon as possible, and you can't make your own decisions.

So the two of them were deadlocked, and in the blink of an eye, they fought fifty rounds, in front of the Xiaoleiyin Temple, which was called a dark sky, and the sun and moon were dark.

Seeing that the yellow-eyed monster was becoming more and more courageous, Xie Yun secretly transmitted his voice and said, "Wukong, don't keep your hands, Gan him!"

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment and asked, "Master, the strength of this monster is okay, are you sure you won't keep it for you?"

"What nonsense, the Yellow Eyebrow Monster doesn't lose, how can the teacher deceive these little monsters in the Little Lei Yin Temple to sell themselves, these are simply good monsters, and the teacher wants to save them from fire and water. Xie Yun said righteously.

Sun Wukong's old face turned red, and he complained in his heart: Master, when you say this, are you weak in heart?

Bang!

Xie Yun kicked up, Sun Wukong didn't parry, and lay directly on the ground.

The yellow-eyed monster was overjoyed, and took the opportunity to smash it with a mace, forcing Sun Wukong to retreat again and again.

The monsters of the Little Lei Yin Temple were overjoyed and praised: "The predecessors are brave!"

Xie Yun's status in their hearts is infinitely high, after all, there are few people who can kick Sun Wukong with one kick.

Don't you see, the real Buddha has to give up his right hand and turn into a five-finger mountain in order to suppress the Monkey King?

"Amitabha, Poor Dao is just a small show, everyone continue to watch the battle, I will explain it to you!" Xie Yun simply recovered his true body and came to the middle monster.

Anyway, at this time, he has already gained the trust of these little monsters, even if it is exposed, it doesn't matter.

"Okay, hello to the audience and friends, welcome to today's match between the Xiaoleiyin Temple team and the Xitian Scripture team. ”

Now that the game has entered the second half, due to the kick just now, the Monkey King of the West Heaven Learning Team is temporarily at a disadvantage. ”

"As you can see, Sun Wukong is saying some trash talk to the Yellow Eyebrow Monster, trying to disrupt the opponent's offensive rhythm, but this has not worked at all. ”

"Okay, Zhu Bajie, who was sweeping the array next to him, intervened, Sun Wukong got a chance to breathe, he took out his famous magic weapon golden hoop stick, and it seemed that he was ready to use his nirvana!"