Chapter Twenty-Three: Three Hundred Children's Songs

That night, the Dragon King of Jinghe came back from the catastrophe, respectfully buckled his head outside Xie Yunmen, turned around and turned into a black horse, and consciously went back to the stable to graze.

I've figured it out, I've figured it out, what's wrong with being a mount?

The master of the tribulation gave him a magic weapon to ensure that you succeeded in the tribulation, and you could eat the best spiritual fruit that Da Luo Jinxian didn't dare to think of, and this life was satisfied.

You don't see the demon clan boss Qingniu is a quasi-saint, and he is not also the mount of Taishang Laojun, but even those ancient masters have seen Qingniu, and they have to respectfully bow their hands and say goodbye.

What's wrong with being a dog's leg for the master, Lao Tzu originally intended!

The Dragon King of Jinghe looked at the puzzled white horse next to him, snorted, and chewed the grass material by himself.

Early the next morning.

After Xie Yun finished washing, he ate and drank to his heart's content, and left the farm with everyone to look for the old man's six unlucky sons.

The tiger demon played the striker, Xie Yun rode an ordinary white horse, Sun Wukong led the horse, and Li Mingda sat in the carriage pulled by the Dragon King of Jinghe, stayed overnight and walked for several days.

Sure enough, after the Tiger Demon and the Jinghe Dragon King kept a low profile, everyone finally encountered a lot of monsters, most of them were female monsters, and they came to Xie Yun.

"Dao Chief, how about you come to my cottage to rest?" a white-clothed female goblin stood outside the fence wall, smiling and looking at Xie Yun.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Daoyou, I understand the kindness, the poor Dao has important things to do today, let's change the day, how about another day?" Xie Yun replied while sitting on the white horse.

Xiniu Hezhou is the chassis of the demon clan, there are many demon clans, most of the monsters are good, and the female goblins in white have cultivated into immortals, turned into human forms, and are kind demons.

"Okay then, fellow Daoist, leave a contact information!" said the white-clothed goblin reluctantly.

"Hmph, you goblin, my master won't like you, you die!" Li Mingda stretched out his head from the carriage and said angrily.

None of them are good people, they all have to rob the master with me, and they will be angry with the old lady.

Datang's sister has always been tough, Li Mingda is not only a Datang person, but also a princess, and her temper is naturally not small.

"Fellow Daoist, I'm ignorant and abrupt, this golden pill is considered an apology, the poor road is eight wildernesses, the dojo is in Shuangjialing, we have a fate to meet again. Xie Yun took out a five-turn golden pill and threw it to the female goblin and said.

"Stinky master, it's not good to learn from the experience, it's all day long, it's angry!" Li Mingda was in the carriage, frantically playing the head of a puppet.

Behind the puppet, the word Xie Yun is written.

"Master, that woman is a snake demon. Sun Wukong led the horse and said weakly.

"Silly monkey, you remember, life is precious, love is more valuable, as long as the mind is open, the beautiful wife will not be able to find it. ”

"By the way, you don't discriminate against shemale lovers, do you?"

"Master, this ......"

Bang!

Sun Wukong was kicked away by Xie Yun and plunged straight into the stone cliff next to him.

"You monkey, what qualifications do you have to discriminate against ladyboy love, your Zixia is still a wick, you don't even let go of the wick, you are even more beastly. Xie Yun put away the recording stone in his hand, smiled kindly, and said, "When you marry Fairy Zixia, you will give this heavy gift to Zixia as a teacher." ”

"Hahahaha, don't thank you as a teacher, on the day of the wedding, you just wait to kneel on the washboard!"

"Master, do you want to match me with Zixia?" Sun Wukong was excited, and then his face changed, and he begged: "Master, the apprentice knows that he is wrong, and you will return the recording stone to ......"

"Get out, don't give, don't kick you for the teacher anymore. ”

It's early winter, and it's getting cold.

Although Xie Yun and others are not afraid of cold and heat, they are not good at grass and trees.

When the group was stationed on the hill and prepared to spend the night, Xie Yun looked at a maple forest under the mountain, which was fiery red, and suddenly came to poetry.

"A few of you come here, and in the face of such a beautiful day, your brains move and say something. ”

Sun Wukong's face changed:!

The tiger demon lowered his head and even wanted to run.

The Dragon King of Jinghe was very calm, compared with the two illiterate people upstairs who had never read, he had read a few books when he went to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to recognize his relatives.

Li Mingda jumped off the carriage with a book of poems, hey, hey, such a trivial matter as reciting poetry is a piece of cake for her, the princess of the Tang Dynasty.

Xie Yun pointed at his hand casually and said, "Monkey, you come first." ”

"Ah, master, why did my old grandson come first?" Sun Wukong said with a bitter face.

"You go first, what nonsense, believe it or not, the teacher kicked you?"

Sun Wukong covered his buttocks and jumped up, crying and mourning: "I'll come first, I'll come first, cough, master, don't laugh at me." ”

"Oh, my mother, it's such a big forest, I looked at the fire from afar, and the leaves were red up close. ”

"Good poetry, good poetry!" Before the tiger demon's applause was finished, he was kicked by Xie Yun.

"If you can't write good poems, how can you not even have aesthetic ability, silly tiger, you will come next. ”

The tiger demon's smiling face disappeared instantly, and he began to scratch his head frantically, and he said for a long time: "Standing on the mountain and looking down, the Taoist master forced me to make a poem." I can't think of scratching my head, but I think the tree is beautiful. ”

Xie Yun's face darkened, what kind of monsters were under him.

"Master, I'm coming!" the Dragon King of Jinghe stood up and cleared his throat and said, "Far up the cold mountain stone path slope, there are people in Baiyunsheng. Parking sat on ......"

Bang!

The Dragon King of Jinghe was kicked away by Xie Yun.

This Han gentian is really fat, he actually dares to plagiarize openly, hasn't Lao Tzu heard of Du Mu?

Xie Yun felt that his liver hurt, and when he went out in the future, he met the boss of the Three Realms, and he didn't have the face to tell others that this was his apprentice, mount, and bodyguard.

"Master, don't be angry, you listen to my poems: frost withered red leaves, thousands of forests are thin, and a few pines and cypresses on the ridge are beautiful, how about it?" Li Mingda thumped Xie Yun's leg and asked as if to invite merit.

"Well, yes, there is a three-point level for the teacher. Xie Yun nodded in praise, looked at the three monsters with shrunken necks, went up with three legs, and scolded: "Learn from your senior sister." ”

Bang!

Three thick classics "Three Hundred Children's Songs" were thrown on the ground.

"Take one by one, read more books, study hard, and don't lose the person who is a teacher when you go out. Xie Yun began to teach earnestly.

"It doesn't hurt to read more. ”

"Yes. Li Mingda echoed.

"You three take a look, there are more immortals, Buddhas and demons in the Three Realms who can fight, but how many have read books?"

"Yes. Li Mingda then echoed.

"As a teacher, I not only hope that you will cultivate well, but also hope that you can read poetry and books and become a compound talent. ”

"Yes. Li Mingda still agreed.

"Apprentice, these three goods will be handed over to you as a teacher, you won't be able to learn "Three Hundred Children's Songs" in half a month, and you will be severely punished as a teacher!"

"Yes. After Li Mingda agreed, he was dumbfounded.

Master, this script is wrong!

Xie Yun had already walked away with his hands behind his back.

Li Mingda looked at the three monsters with a flattering face, covered his forehead, and sighed.

"Hanlong, bring me a futon. ”

"Silly tiger, give me your whip, who doesn't carry it well, be careful that I whip him!"

"Splash Monkey, shrink your golden rod to the smallest and give it to me. ”

Sun Wukong asked puzzledly: "Senior sister, what do you want me to do with the golden hoop stick?"

"When the embroidery needle is used, I embroider a sulfur sachet for the master, and drive away the snakes and insects around him to become female fairies. Li Mingda grinded his little tiger teeth and said.

Xie Yun stood on the bluestone not far away, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, half a month is enough for his big apprentice to establish prestige in the team, apprentice, as a teacher, it is for your good!

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