Chapter 22 Silly Monkey, You Have Been Calculated!

After drinking a large pot of good tea, the topic opened, and Xie Yuncai was surprised to find that the old man was actually a Tang Dynasty man, and he was still a serious Chang'an businessman.

Ruthless, a team of mortals, actually dared to go deep into Xiniu Hezhou to beg for a living.

"Master Dao, Xiao Lao'er doesn't have such a big courage, they all rely on my family's six rough passage methods. The old man's face was obviously bright, but his eyes were even darker.

"What about your six babies?" Xie Yun said curiously.

Most of the people in this farm are elderly, and there are no people in the prime of life.

"Hey, the family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate!" the old man said with tears in his eyes and patting his thighs in pain.

"Master Dao, didn't you just ask me if there were any evil monsters nearby, now I'm telling you, there are no monsters, only my baby who went up the mountain and became a robber. ”

"Six years ago, they were all fine, but suddenly one day, six golden rays of light rushed into their bodies, and all six of them changed, as if they were different people, and then they all took knives and fell into the grass. ”

Syllable!

Xie Yun slapped the table and became angry on the spot.

I can't imagine that now, there are still people who dare to give up openly and honestly, and what is even more infuriating is the Buddhist who claims to be righteous.

"Uncle, don't worry, Poor Dao is good at exorcism and demon eradication, and Poor Dao is in charge of this matter of your family. ”

The old man's face was happy, and then he was worried and said: "My six sons of law are proficient in fists, feet, sticks, and rough spells, and ordinary people can't get close to them, you ......."

"Hahaha, do you know who Poor Dao is this old man?" Xie Yun laughed.

"Who are you?"

"The poor road and the saint stand side by side, the Jade Emperor in the heavenly palace and the big western heaven come to see me, and they have to bow their heads and call a teacher, the Tang Emperor personally named the poor road as the king of the eight desolations, and the poor road in the fairy world is the immortal emperor of the eight desolations. ”

Bang dang!

A golden seal of the Eight Desolation Kings smashed on the table.

After the old man picked it up and looked at it carefully, he knelt down directly and said, "The grass people meet the prince, the prince, you have to make the decision for the old man!"

"Get up, the knees of the Tang people are not so soft, and the poor Dao said that he will make the decision for you, so he will definitely make the decision for you. Xie Yun picked up the old man, and after comforting him, he found a reason to leave.

On the barn of the farm, Sun Wukong is fighting with the tiger demon with a punch and a kick, one of these two people is high, and the other is strong, just half a catty and eight taels.

"Wukong, you come here, I have something to do with you for the teacher. ”

Touch!

After the tiger demon and Sun Wukong bumped into each other, they jumped over and asked, "Master, what are you looking for?"

"Silly monkey, you have been calculated by Buddhism. ”

"What? Calculation? Impossible! I'm fine! Who dares to calculate me?" Sun Wukong directly denied the triple attack.

Ah!

Sun Wukong plunged into the haystack next to the barn, leaving his legs twitching and throbbing.

"If the master says that you are calculated, you will be calculated, what do you refute? Master's words are always correct, even if the teacher is wrong, then you are wrong, understand?" Xie Yun put away his feet and said dissatisfiedly.

"Hey, master, I know, I will never do it again in the future, and besides, can you not kick my ass in the future, it is already red, and you still kick it." Sun Wukong grinned and pounced out of the haystack and said.

"Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and old apprentices come out under the stick, do you still want to teach you for the teacher?" Xie Yun took out the measuring ruler and said.

Boom!

Sun Wukong shuddered, nodded again and again and said, "Master, my old grandson understands, in the future, you let me go east, I will never go west." You let me chase chickens, and I will never chase dogs. ”

"You stupid monkey, you have no heart and lungs day by day, when you are crushed under the Five Finger Mountain, did the group of bald donkeys in Buddhism do anything to you?"

"I don't know!" Sun Wukong scratched his ears and thought for a long time.

has been pressed for 500 years, and it is really boring, so Sun Wukong's daily routine is to sleep and sleep again, whether Buddhism has done anything to him, I really can't remember it now.

Boom!

Xie Yun kicked Sun Wukong into the haystack again, and said: "The old man of the farm has six sons, who are called Seeing Joy, Hearing Anger, Nose Smelling Love, Tongue Tasting and Thinking, Opinion Desire, and Body Worry, who do you think they are?"

"I, I don't know, what the master says is what!" Sun Wukong shook his head.

"Silly monkey, do you know that everything has seven emotions and six desires?"

"Hey, master, this old grandson understands. Sun Wukong nodded frantically.

"Do you have it?" Xie Yun asked rhetorically.

"Absolutely!"

Xie Yun took out a plate of spirit fruits from his sleeve, which contained red vermilion fruits, yellow unicorn fruits, and several large peaches.

"Eat?"

"If you don't eat, I'm not hungry!" Sun Wukong shook his head.

"Is it fragrant?"

"It's not tasteful, master, did you take a plate of fake fruit to fool me?" Sun Wukong said.

Boom!

Sun Wukong was kicked into the haystack by Xie Yun, and the overwhelmed haystack finally disintegrated.

"You stupid monkey, dare to say that you have seven emotions and six desires?" Xie Yun sat on Sun Wukong and beckoned: "You two come here, eat good things!"

The tiger demon and the Jinghe Dragon King came over cautiously, and they didn't dare to take it for a long time.

"The melons and fruits on this plate are all special offerings from the heavenly court, the Jade Emperor is filial to the poor, I am tired of eating now, and I am cheap for the two of you." Xie Yun threw a piece of the top-grade spirit fruit on the plate to the Tiger Demon.

Zhu Guo and Qilin Guo are both exotic and superb, and the peach is also several grades stronger than the peach that prevaricated the immortals at the Peach Conference.

The Dragon King of Jinghe didn't even vomit the peach pit, and after swallowing three peaches raw, he finally felt that he was about to break through, and the sky also lifted the five-colored heavenly tribulation unique to the Golden Immortal Period.

"Master, Xiaolong has nothing to repay, he can only promise by himself, he will be your mount in the future, and his death will be your ......." Jinghe Dragon King knelt down and said.

Oops!

"Damn, take the broken lamp and find a place far away to survive the catastrophe, and it will affect Lao Tzu to appreciate the moon. Xie Yun kicked the Dragon King of the Feijing River, and by the way, he smashed it with the ferryman's green lantern.

"Master, I have recognized you in my life!"

Boom!

Xie Yun kicked the tiger demon who was still eating the peach away, and said, "Go over and look at that Han Dragon, he can't come back, and you are also back." ”

Lao Tzu was covered in goosebumps, Xie Yun said in a low voice.

"System, I reported the seven sons of the old man who took away Buddhism. ”

"Ding, in the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with thirty chaotic qi. ”

Rulai, who was far away in the Great West Heaven, suddenly shuddered, and quickly pinched his fingers, and his face changed instantly.

Uncle Shi is so powerful, he actually discovered the back hand of Buddhism so quickly, but it doesn't matter, the seizure is just the surface, fortunately, he has an extra heart, and secretly keeps a hand.

Sun Wukong, the son of destiny, will worship my Buddha after all......

There was another voice from the direction of Wuzhi Mountain, and Rulai was completely stunned.

"System, I report the six desires of Buddhism to kidnap my apprentice!"

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with fifty chaotic qi. ”

"Buddha Amitabha... Buddha...... Buddha and his sister! That eats things inside and outside, becomes a traitor, and spoils my Buddhist plan?"

The bodhisattvas and arhats looked at each other, not knowing what their boss was mad about.

In the barn drying field, Xie Yun looked at the upgrade bar of "Pangu Open Heaven Technique" that had only gone forward by one-tenth of the time, and sighed.

The road is long, and more reports are king!

PS: I don't have the face to recommend a ticket today.

Chapter 21 Driving is blocked, it has been changed, and it is under review, sorry.

The story of chapter 21 will probably be posted to the book review area, and the children's shoes that can't wait can be sneaked across.