Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie reacted at this time, and they followed their master all the way, and they had already been reborn and promoted to Da Luo Jinxian.

Fuck, isn't it just the goldfish essence in the river, do him!

Master Chen hurriedly called the whole family out, and took out Chen Guanbao and a scale of gold and put them on the table.

Two pink fat dolls wore belly pockets, holding rattles in their hands, giggling, curiously looking at their nervous parents.

"Master Dao, can your two apprentices really transform?" Master Chen asked cautiously.

He swore to the eighteenth generation of his ancestors that as long as the two children escaped this catastrophe, he would give a thousand taels of silver as a pension.

"A thousand taels of silver?" Sun Wukong was stunned, my old grandson is a big Luo Jinxian, is it worth this pension?

How dare you say it!

"The little Taoist chief is not satisfied, the old man will add another five hundred taels!" Old Man Chen gritted his teeth and said painfully: "After you leave, my family will definitely collect your bones and do a good job, the scene will not be shabby, after the funeral, I will ensure that you will have endless incense within a hundred years." ”

Bang dang!

Sun Wukong took out the golden hoop stick from his ears and eyes, smashed the bluestone slab in the living room with a pestle, and the sparks in his eyes burst out.

"You old man, you talk too annoying, you can eat my grandson's monster, you haven't been born yet!"

After Sun Wukong finished saying this, he looked back at Xie Yun, and silently added a sentence in his heart, except for the master.

Words can't be said to die, Bajie and Sha Seng have been eaten by the master once, and the master and his old man have always said that they want to eat oil and splash monkey brains.

, why do I think about this, my heart is so panicked, my heart is so tired!

Sun Wu's momentum fell suddenly, and Zhu Bajie also stopped and persuaded: "Second senior brother, let's not be like mortals, this is the master's order." ”

呲呲呲......

A burst of white smoke blew, and Sun Wukong transformed into Chen Guanbao, leaning on the corner of the table depressedly.

Seeing this, Master Chen boasted that it had become vivid, and then looked at Zhu Bajie with hopeful eyes.

"What do you see, my second senior brother's ninety-nine eighty-one changes are certainly powerful, and my old pig's thirty-six changes are not weaker than him!" Zhu Bajie patted his big belly and carefully looked at the scale of gold on the table.

He looked at it for a long time, shook his head, and shouted the word "change".

After a while, she really turned into a female doll......

Female dolls?

it, it's a fat girl doll with a big belly, living like a tumbler.

Master Chen collapsed to the ground, patted his legs and cried: "This, it's not like this at all, how can the inspiration king know my daughter?"

Zhu Bajie was embarrassed, patted his belly stupidly, and said helplessly: "You old man, what are you crying about, my old pig has just eaten, and when it comes to night, this belly will be exactly the same as your daughter?"

Master Chen didn't believe it, and he muttered that the monster knew that he would definitely kill his whole family.

"Alas, Bajie, I usually let you eat less, but you don't listen. Xie Yun darkened his face and said, "What to do, what to eat, there is nothing left, even a little girl does not look like it, forget it, I will help you for the teacher." ”

Zhu Bajie said embarrassedly: "Master, how is this embarrassing?"

Xie Yun rolled up his sleeves, clenched his fists, moved his wrists, and said, "It's okay, just exercise after dinner." ”

Zhu Bajie felt that something was wrong and wanted to run, but Xie Yun grabbed his collar and forcibly dragged him back.

Bang!

Bajie was extremely helpless, and with his round belly, he resisted Xie Yun's light punch, and the food in his mouth gushed out like a fountain and spit on the ground.

Vomit......

This spit is enough time to spit out a stick of incense.

After Zhu Bajie even vomited out bile, he finally turned into a scale of gold, with tears in the corners of his eyes.

"How do you feel about this punch?" Xie Yun asked.

"I can't bear it. Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and fainted.

Don't ask me why I often have tears in the corners of my eyes, because being a disciple of the Immortal Emperor is too difficult.

Xie Yun threw a scale of the gold version of Zhu Bajie to Chen Guanbao's version of Sun Wukong, and advised: "When you see that monster, don't show mercy to your subordinates, don't leave your mouth alive if you can kill it, don't worry about offending Guanyin Bodhisattva, whether we can eat fish or not depends on the two of you." ”

Chen Guanbao's version of Sun Wukong held the golden hoop stick and said seriously: "Master, don't worry, you can't kill the King of Inspiration, and my old grandson will be punished by you." ”

The Chen family was grateful and took the initiative to raise the pension to two thousand taels of silver.

That night, Chen Guanbao's version of Sun Wukong and a gold version of Zhu Bajie sat in a red lacquer dan plate and were sent by everyone to the Inspiration Temple by the Tongtian River.

After the three sacrifices, the two were placed on the offering table by the people, and incense candles were placed next to them, and two statues of gods were enshrined in this temple.

After taking his family members to kowtow and bow, Master Chen took out the sacrificial text and said: "King of Inspiration, this year, this month, today, Chen Cheng, the priest of Chenjiazhuang, and his family, follow the annual regulations, contribute a pair of boys and girls, and three great gifts for the king to enjoy, pray for smooth wind and rain, and abundant grains." ”

After he finished reading the memorial text, he burned a lot of paper money and went back with his family.

At this time, the gold version of Zhu Bajie was still asleep, and Chen Guanbao's version of Sun Wukong was looking at the Guanyin statue in a daze.

Why didn't the master just cross the river?

Is it to see Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Why did the goldfish from Bodhisattva Putuo Mountain sneak out, could it be that the Bodhisattva deliberately released it?

In this way, the two have a reason to meet, and they can also do some unsightly things.

, did my grandson find something terrible?

Chenjiazhuang, Xie Yun didn't know what Sun Wukong was thinking, he was receiving a big bow and thanks from everyone in the Chen family.

Especially Master Chen, his eyes were red with emotion, and he said a basket of good things, and asked, "Dao Chief, are you from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?"

Xie Yun nodded, he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in this old man's gourd.

"This place is more than 57,000 miles away from Datang, and it is very far away, dare to ask Gui Geng this year?"

"Imaginary, fifty out of twenty this year. ”

"Does the Taoist know the art of catching demons?"

"A little bit of it, a little bit of it. ”

Master Chen's eyes lit up and said, "Dao Chief, I see that you have great powers, and I intend to recruit you into our Chen family to keep my family safe." ”

He instructed the people in the family to bring his niece over, and said, "The old man, this niece is beautiful and wise, and she has been proficient in the Four Books and Five Classics since she was a child, I wonder if you can see it?"

Xie Yun was speechless, handsome, and there were people who thought about him wherever he went.

When boys go out at home, they must pay attention to safety.

"It's not that Poor Dao can't look down on this problem, it's that some people are unhappy. ”

Bang!

Master Chen slapped the table and said angrily: "My Chen family is rich and rich, who is not happy, the old man will take the money and say." ”。

"Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, as the king of the Eight Desolations of the Tang Dynasty, wants to join the army, if you don't inform him, Li Er may have opinions. Xie Yun took out the king seal at the bottom of the box.

"Dao Chief, what, no, Lord Wang, the little old man washed and slept, what do you have to do, just tell the people in the family, don't be polite. Master Chen looked at the majestic white tiger statue on Wang Yin, realized that this was the real thing, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva in fright.