, the Taoist is not an ordinary person, it seems that he can't climb high!

Xie Yun looked at Master Chen, who was running away, he wanted to talk and stopped, what to run, Lao Tzu didn't eat people.

You walk, you take your niece to run, it's not authentic, this big night, let's two young people talk about life ideals, can't you?

Alas, I can't sleep alone at night, forget it, go to the land of the six realms of reincarnation, and find a sense of existence after the soil brush.

The spatial rift opens.

After Xie Yun got in, he kicked out the sand monk who was following behind him.

This fool, I follow you wherever you go, and you really can.

The other side.

In the Temple of Inspiration, Zhu Bajie was asleep, and Sun Wukong was still deducing the personal relationship between the master and the Bodhisattva with great interest.

Suddenly, there was a loud wind outside the temple, and there was a very dull sound of footsteps.

Squeak!

The temple door was pushed open, and a monster wearing gold armor and a golden helmet with a treasure belt around his waist, but with goldfish eyes and two rows of messy teeth, came in drunk.

Seeing this, Chen Guanbao's version of Sun Wukong scolded secretly, he is really blind with good equipment, and he looks so ugly!

He kicked up a scale of gold version of Zhu Bajie with two feet, pretended to be stupid, instigated his fingers, and looked curiously at the monster who entered the door.

"Which one is there this year?" asked the goldfish spirit, standing at the temple gate.

"I don't know, but my father's name is Chen Qing, and her father's name is Chen Cheng, Wang, which family are you?" asked Chen Guanbao's version of Sun Wukong with a smile.

"This king is the dojo of Guanyin Bodhisattva, the goldfish in the lotus pond under Putuo Mountain, after cultivation and success, he will come to Tongtian River to keep your hometown safe. "Inspiration is king.

He had some doubts in his heart, why was this boy so bold today, seeing his appearance, and talking smartly, he was not frightened?

Forget it, this boy won't eat it this year, take it back to raise fun, just eat this girl.

"What's the name of the one next to you?" asked the Inspiration King.

Chen Guanbao's version of Sun Wukong said: "My name is Chen Guanbao, his name is a scale of gold, who are you going to eat first, king?"

The King of Inspiration touched the fish whiskers on both sides and said, "In previous years, we ate virgins first and then virgins, but this year, forget it, just eat a girl." ”

He burped and couldn't help but say that he was going to catch a gold version of Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie seemed to be just a monster in the Golden Immortal Period, fearless, turned over, and fell asleep again.

The inspiration king grabbed the back of Zhu Bajie's neck and lifted it up hard, hey, he didn't lift it.

"You girl, what do you eat, why are you so fat?"

"It's so fat, it must be tired of eating, forget it, let's eat a boy this year!" He reached out to grab Chen Guanbao's version of Sun Wukong.

"Well, you monster, why are you so untrustworthy and eat my old grandson!" Sun Wukong revealed his true appearance, carrying a golden hoop stick and was about to beat.

Just listen to the clang.

The two scales on the chest of the King of Inspiration were shattered, and he was flipped to the ground with a stick, almost fainting.

He went out this year and didn't bring a blade, so now he is trembling and scared.

"Who are you, and why are you harming me?"

"I am a disciple of the Eastern Tang Dynasty who learned scriptures, and Sun Wukong is also!" Sun Wukong put the golden hoop stick against the eyebrows of the King of Inspiration, and said: "You shameless monster occupies the quicksand river, how many pairs of boys and girls have you eaten over the years, why did you kill you, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?"

"Great Sage, I've been wronged!"

"This is an equal deal, I will ensure that the people in this neighborhood have good weather and abundant crops, and they will worship boys and girls for me, there is nothing wrong with them!" said the King of Inspiration, spitting out a mouthful of blood, justifying himself.

"Phew, you still have a reason to eat people, my old pig will rake you to death today and eliminate harm for the people!"

After he recovers himself, he sacrifices the nine-toothed nail rake to kill the King of Inspiration.

Damn, I actually said that my old pig is fat, how can I be fat, eat your rice, what qualifications do you have to say that I am fat?

The King of Inspiration looked at the nine-toothed nail rake that waved over and shouted: "Great Sage, save me, you are the idol I have admired all my life." ”

While!

Sun Wukong used a golden hoop stick to pick up a nine-toothed nail rake, grabbed the collar of the King of Inspiration and asked, "Do you recognize my old grandson?"

"Monkey King, the great sage of Monkey King, who made a big fuss in heaven back then, peed on Rulai's hands, is really a model for my generation. The King of Inspiration got wet between his legs, and said bitterly: "Great Sage, you believe me, I am a good monster, and I am a person of Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”

Sun Wukong is the most righteous and good-looking, he was originally merciful to the goldfish essence because of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Now I find that people are still my own fans, and I can't kill them, let them go, I must let them go, as for the master, I guess my grandson still has a little thin face.

"My grandson believes in you, you can go. ”

Zhu Bajie was stupid, stopped the goldfish essence with a nine-tooth nail rake, and asked Sun Wukong: "Second senior brother, master, how do you explain?"

"Don't forget your own military order. ”

Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "Bajie, you don't know, our master has a very close relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the Bodhisattva's people, it's best to open one eye and close one eye and let it go." ”

Zhu Bajie was also frightened, and watched the King of Inspiration turn into a gust of wind and fly into the heavenly river.

After dawn, the two returned to Chenjiazhuang together, only to see Sha Seng squatting alone at the door.

"Senior Brother Sha, where is the master?"

"Alas, the master has gone to the land of the six realms of reincarnation. Sha Seng rubbed the footprints on his buttocks, and it was still a dull pain all night.

He saw Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie coming back empty-handed, and asked in surprise: "Two senior brothers, where is the goldfish essence?"

"This matter is complicated, I will wait for the master to come back, and then explain it to the old man. Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks.

Sha Seng silently entered Chenjiazhuang and asked Master Chen for hoops and hot oil.

This matter is really complicated, the second senior brother may be cold, prepare first, and the master will eat oil and splash monkey brains in a while, so hurry up.

At noon, a spatial crack suddenly appeared.

Xie Yun returned to Chenjiazhuang with a kiss mark on his neck.

Alas, Houtu is really true, even if it is a saint, even if it is strong in the flesh, it is not enough to be ruthless, and when you are tired, you don't know how to show mercy under your mouth.

He raised his collar to block the kiss marks, and as soon as he turned around, he saw the three apprentices staring at him.

, these three mallets, don't you know if it's indecent?

Xie Yun coughed embarrassedly twice and asked, "Take out the goldfish essence of Tongtian River and give it to Xiong Da to stew!"

Sun Wukong stepped forward: "Master, listen to my explanation, the goldfish essence was let go by my grandson." ”

Xie Yun: emmm

This splashing monkey, if he didn't think about it for three days, did he dare to take the words of the emperor as a deaf ear?

"Master, that goldfish essence belongs to Guanyin Bodhisattva, we can't eat it well. ”

Xie Yun rolled up his sleeves and said, "As the teacher knows, I just want to eat her family's goldfish essence." ”

Sun Wukong felt that something was wrong, and said weakly: "Master, the goldfish essence is my fan brother, for my sake, you can let him go." ”。

Xie Yun moved his wrist and said, "You have no face with me. ”

Sun Wukong was completely panicked, and said the last reason: "Master, people are a good monster." ”