What can I do if I am fixed?

Man is a sword, I am a fish.

The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.

Life is really full of ups and downs......

All the way into the endless abyss.

Manjushri's mood was quite complicated, and he performed by himself for a long time, and he was watching a monkey show, which was too slap in the face.

"Immortal Emperor, what stands behind us is Buddhism, let go of the deity, otherwise the Buddha will not let you go!"

The face of the dragon descending arhat listening to it turned green.

Buddha?

Does the Buddha have a deterrent effect on the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors?

Today, don't say that the Buddha is not there, even if the Buddha is here, he will also respectfully call Uncle Shi!

"System, after I reported Manjushri for plotting, he threatened me!"

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and reward the host with a pain amplification card!"

Pain Magnification Card: After use, it can increase the target's pain by 10,000 times, which is a good tool for torture.

"Are you not convinced?" Xie Yun sat on the chair, knocked his hand on the table, and asked very calmly.

"Dissatisfied!" Manjushri said angrily.

"Well, your attitude Bendi knows. Xie Yun turned his head, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and asked, "Sister Guanyin, what about you?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva recalled the past, Jinghe Dragon King, Tiger Demon, Sun Wukong, Black Bear Spirit, Zhu Bajie, Yellow Wind Monster, Sha Monk, these people have summed up a truth with blood and tears, don't fight against the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors.

The best option now is to admit it!

"Convinced!" Guanyin Bodhisattva said very calmly.

The dragon descending arhat next to him was shocked, and almost split a fork, lying down, Bodhisattva, you have changed!

Xie Yun sacrificed the measuring ruler, looked at the descending dragon and looked up and down, and before he could ask, he heard a burst of sycophants.

"The name of the Immortal Emperor, the little one has heard of it for a long time, I saw it today, I am fortunate to have three lives, the ancestral tomb is smoking, I admire the Immortal Emperor the most in my life. ”

"The little one has heard of a limerick poem in the world, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, Wencheng Wude. For thousands of years, unify the three realms. Eight wildernesses and six combinations, the world is invincible!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Manjushri Bodhisattva were also shocked, they had long heard that the dragon descending Arhat traveled in the red dust to refine the heart, and I don't know how many times this heart has been refined, but the thickness of the skin is refined.

"Descending the dragon, the vision is good, the emperor admires you very much, you can't get mixed up in Buddhism in the future, you can come to the emperor. Xie Yun said with satisfaction.

"Traitor, I am ashamed to be with you. ”

"Immortal Emperor, the deity advises you to let go of me, and we will see each other in the future. Manjushri roared.

Well?

Xie Yun's hand knocking on the table stopped, and he began to look sideways at Manjushri.

"What are you going to do?"

"Bendi thinks you're too noisy, so he decided to sacrifice his ego, save everyone, and gag your mouth with stinky socks!" After Xie Yun took off his socks, he looked at them twice, and suddenly couldn't bear it.

It's also part of the innate magic weapon, if this plugs Manjushri's mouth, how will you wear it in the future?

It's not a good deal.

Click!

The space passage of the small world of the spirit was opened, and after the black bear spirit came out with the food box, he glanced at it, shook his head and walked back.

The host is also really, the marriage is not notified in advance, and the wedding banquet is not very prepared.

"What are you doing back, take off your shoes!" Xie Yun stopped Xiong Da and said, "Take your socks and plug this guy's mouth." ”

"Huh?" the black bear spirit exclaimed: "Master, I haven't washed my feet for three days, and my stinky socks smell!"

"The smell is just to plug his stinky mouth!

Moments later, a scream broke through the barrier and reached the outside.

"Gross!" The black bear spirit was extremely strong, and the whole stinky sock was stuffed into Manjushri's mouth, without any discount.

Pain magnification card, use.

Measuring the scale, bam!

"Hmm!"

"Are you convinced?"

"Hmm!"

"Yo, you're quite resistant?"

Bang! Bang!

"Hmm!

"It's a tough guy, Bendi likes you like this!"

......

Tears welled up in the corners of Manjushri's eyes.

This is a bastard, just ask the deity to accept it or not?

How about you take the stinky socks out of my mouth!

Hiss!

It hurts, why does it hurt so much?

The deity is so holy that he can't even bear a beating?

Looking at the sky, I really can't bear it!

In the courtyard, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie glanced at each other and sighed: "Hey, isn't it good to live? Why did you come to find our master's stubble?"

"There are many people in this world who do not believe in evil. Zhu Bajie replied.

If you don't die, you won't die, and if you suffer two more losses, they will always understand.

An hour later, the door of the room opened, and Xie Yun came out with his muscles and bones moving.

The Manjushri Bodhisattva in the room had a blue nose and swollen face, tears and snot on his face, and his appearance was extremely miserable.

"Master, why did you come out so quickly?" Sun Wukong asked with malicious intentions.

Bang!

Xie Yun kicked this rebel away, and asked Zhu Bajie, "Where is the sand monk?"

"The fourth senior brother's combat effectiveness is relatively long-lasting, and the movement in his house is bigger than yours, and it is still going on. Zhu Bajie replied.

"Let's go, let's go to the cave room. Xie Yun looked at the boudoir that was still trembling and smiled unkindly.

No matter how bad the Fuhu Arhat is, he is also a Da Luo Jin Immortal, and the Sha Seng is now in the realm of a Jin Immortal, I am afraid that he will have to suffer a little.

During the validity period of Xianfang limited edition perfume, Fuhu Arhat will also cooperate with Sha Seng a little, and once the validity period expires, the plot will be reversed.

After the master and apprentice went up to the second floor, Xie Yun kicked open the door, and the enchantment in the house was also shattered.

Bang!

The scenery in the house is infinite, and even spicy eyes.

Fu Hu and Sha Seng were both shirtless, and they were engaged in hand-to-hand combat with their fists to the flesh.

The best thing is that there are still a lot of lipstick marks on Sha Seng's face that he hasn't had time to wipe off.

"Master, you have to make the decision for me!" Sha Seng looked confused.

Just now I was with him in the quilt and the person next to the pillow, and in the blink of an eye, the person next to the pillow became a dead fat man, and he beat him without saying a word.

Injustice!

"Eight wilderness, you bastard, dare to tease me!" Fu Hu lost his mind angrily.

Ever since he was sprayed with that kind of ghost perfume, he actually rolled the sheets with the sand monk.

"System, I report Fuhu Arhat for insulting me!"

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with ten chaotic qi. ”

"Look at the fight!"

Fix card, set!

"The master is mighty!" Zhu Bajie saw this scene and slapped a big fart.

"Carry him on his shoulders and come with him as a teacher!" Xie Yun finished speaking, and came back to the big house.

Hiss!

After the three apprentices entered the door, they were all shocked, they were all well-known figures in Buddhism.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjushri Bodhisattva and Dragon Descending Arhat plus the Tiger Arhat who has just been carried in.

It's normal for all four to appear at the same time, but it's not normal for all four to be dressed in women's clothes.

Sun Wukong's mind immediately came to his mind, they are all here to seduce the master?

Has the master's charm been killed by both men and women?

Terror!

Sun Wukong skimmed Xie Yun and quietly moved two steps back to ensure his safety.

Bang!!

Sun Wukong flew out directly.

"Splash monkey, don't be so rich in emotional drama, don't be so obscene psychologically, these people are here to trouble the teacher!"

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