Masters, no matter what time it is, are popular, such as the Liuhe Monument, which is now sought after by Sun Wukong and the Tiger Demon.

"Brother Bei, are you thirsty, are you hungry?" Sun Wukong held a handful of bananas and a jar of monkey wine.

"Brother Stele, do you want me to chisel the inscription for you and make the inscription deeper?"

Xie Yun stood next to him with emotion, these two goods had never served him so diligently, and he didn't say anything, reward the two feet.

Bang!

After kicking the apprentice and bodyguard with two feet, Xie Yun grabbed the Liuhe Monument that was still in the state of an uncle, and asked, "Who did you learn kendo from?"

"Chaos is passing by the seller. ”

"What the seller said, teach me too!" Xie Yun is interested, this is a strange fate!

Although he has never looked back on the road of physical cultivation, the sword immortal dream he has had since he was a child still exists.

The white clothes are fluttering, a long sword, with a wave of his hand, he takes the head of the enemy dog thousands of miles away, and then leaves with his sleeves away, leaving no trace of clouds, which is handsome.

Liuhebei's tone was a little hard, and he didn't seem to want to recall that past, but after hesitating for a moment, he still said it.

"The vendor was actually very sloppy, wrapped in a tattered sheet, unable to see what he looked like, and holding a rag bag in his hand, much like a tattered one. ”

"This monument is passing by, and he scraped away a layer of chaotic gold and jade, and then said to me obscenely: "Little broken monument, it's terrible, it's terrible! You have a spiritual light spewing out of the inscription, do you know?

At a young age, it is a strange material born of psychic, and after being polished by a master, it is simply a rare cultivation wizard for thousands of years, if one day you meet a good master, then your master will be in chaos, invincible in the world.

As the saying goes: send people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, scrape you a layer of chaotic gold and jade, the deity will send you a strange fate, come, the things in this treasure bag, you can choose one at will!

This monument picked a set of kendo cheats, practiced hard for a long time, and finally found that it was useless, and it was the coolest to shoot people directly. ”

After Liuhebei finished speaking bitterly, Xie Yun smiled, and the smile was extremely arrogant.

"Hahaha, that good vision of collecting rags, this emperor is destined to be invincible in the chaos!"

Liuhe Monument: ????

, it's heartbroken, why didn't you think of this just now?

The disciple's courtyard stands tall with green pines, cultivates a few bushes of bamboo, the furnishings are simple and simple, except for the tables, chairs and beds, there is nothing else, it is a small courtyard of the cloister dedicated to people to rest.

Does this work?

In line with the principle that if the system is produced, the high-quality products must be produced, Xie Yun checked the attributes of the disciple academy, and then he was shocked.

Gifted: In the Disciple's Academy, the growth rate of cultivation is doubled.

it!

"System, I'm reporting this building for disrupting the balance!"

"Ding! In the verification of the reporting system, congratulations to the host for failing to report, and the host will be rewarded with a road bed. ”

Dao Bed: The bed that the Dao has slept in is full of three thousand Dao aggregates, and sleeping on it can automatically increase cultivation even if you don't cultivate.

The disciple's courtyard is a boutique created by the Great Dao himself, the only one in the desolate world, the attribute is against the sky, it is normal, please don't be surprised.

It's okay to report, report this system randomly, this system will be angry!

Xie Yun rolled his eyes, feeling that he had nothing to say, the final explanation is in your hands, Lao Zifu, I will go to the imperial dining room to watch the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, right?

Others cross, the system is 100 obedient, how can you still be scared by the system?

Is it because Bendi is too handsome?

Xie Yun sighed, tied the Liuhe Tablet around his waist, and took Sun Wukong and the Tiger Demon to the imperial dining room.

Before I got closer, I heard the sound of pots and pans inside.

"Salt and pepper snake meat out of the pot!"

"A pot of dragon and phoenix soup!"

"Honey snake pieces on the plate!"

......

A strong fragrance came, constantly stimulating everyone's sense of smell, that fragrance, irresistible, came from the depths of the soul, seducing people to feast.

The black bear spirit Xiong Da was chopping snake meat in the kitchen, and the Nine Heavens Xuantie kitchen knife flew up and down, and it was also sweating.

"Dead fatty, the finer the minced snake soup, the better the taste, you be careful when chopping meat, dare to drip your fat into the meat, today's Chinese New Year's Eve meal, add a red braised bear paw." Xie Yun leaned against the door frame and said intimidatingly.

"Hehehe, Immortal Emperor, don't worry, I'm an old man in the kitchen, I won't make this low-level mistake, you wait outside for a while, and the snake soup will be fine immediately." The black bear spirit exuded a hazy silver light all over its body, collecting all the sweat on its body, and not a drop of it was splashed.

Meow, in other places, black bears are cowardly to everyone, but in the imperial dining room, this guy is hob meat and copper peas, and he doesn't eat soft or hard.

Xie Yun didn't bother to watch this guy argue, so he went to the pavilion outside to drink tea.

In a trance, a song came out of the imperial dining room, with a gong-like voice, very magical, you don't need to listen carefully, you know that it was sung by Xiong.

Wait for a thousand years!

Waiting for you to be fat!

Wait for a thousand years!

You regret it!

Who is in the ear, say!

Don't taboo your mouth during the New Year?

Just for this sentence, Aha Changfei has no complaints!

......

"Wukong, are you fat for your teacher?" Xie Yun touched his face and asked.

"Master, my grandson has a sharp eye, you can see everything about a person, including weight, I never tell lies, you have gained three pounds, six taels and seven dollars. Sun Wukong said seriously.

Bang!

Xie Yun looked at the Monkey King who turned into a shooting star, and ordered the tiger demon, saying: "Chinese New Year's Eve meal is ready, pull Xiong Da out to exercise around the small world of Lingling, when he realizes that he is wrong, when to let him stop." ”

What's wrong with fat?

Xie Yun is now a little sensitive in his heart, so he has a set of samadhi true fire diet for himself.

A samadhi fire burned on the surface of the body, and the body temperature rose sharply, and when the flame was extinguished, the fat of three catties of six taels and seven coins had been burned clean.

Xie Yun conjured up a mirror, looked at himself in the mirror, and was extremely satisfied, the eight-pack abs were still there, the chest muscles were still there, and Lao Tzu's figure was not out of shape.

The tiger demon next to him was dumbfounded.

The master's brain is clear, if the three realms of the flood and desolation rank second, no one dares to claim to be the first.

Taishang Laojun estimated that he would not guess that the Samadhi True Fire would one day become a weight loss magic skill.

"Dao Master, wait a minute, that also give me a set of slimming samadhi true fire?" The tiger demon saw Xie Yun walking away, and hurriedly chased after him.

Ever since he took the blood essence of the Gods and Demons Hanging Eyes White-fronted Tiger, he has been feeling fat, but he can't lose it, and he is distressed!

When the last dish of the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner was put on the table, just in time for the New Year, Xie Yun looked at the table full of food, held up the wine glass, and wanted to say two toasts.

PS: Now that it's updated, no one is competing with me for the first place, right?