In the dining room of the imperial dining room, there is a table of whole snake feasts and a plate of dumplings.

Xie Yun raised his glass, pondered for a long time and said: "New year, new beginning, Bendi summed up the past, looked forward to the future, and said a few words."

The 108,000-mile road of learning scriptures has not yet been completed, and comrades still need to work hard, and the 14-year road of learning scriptures has just taken the first step.

Let's set a small goal for ourselves first, splash monkey, don't eat it, you leave some for Lao Tzu, you say it first. ”

Xie Yun raised his foot and wanted to kick Sun Wukong, but after thinking about it, he put it down again, it is not good to kick people during the New Year, remember it in the small black book, and settle the account in the future.

After Sun Wukong tried hard to swallow the snake meat in his mouth, he smiled innocently, scratched his head with his oil paws and said: "My old grandson doesn't have any wishes, if there is, it is to go to Da Lei Yin Temple as soon as possible, let the master tell me a kiss, and marry Zixia as soon as possible." ”

"You can rest assured about this, I would rather demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage, if you dare to stop this family business, you will demolish his Da Lei Yin Temple for the teacher. Xie Yun nodded and agreed to this matter.

"Master, I don't want to cultivate, I don't want to watch those "Three-Year Flying Entrance Examination" and "Five-Year Flying Simulation", I feel like I'm about to learn to be bald, I want to lie in bed and sleep, and my cultivation can be improved. Li Mingda said coquettishly.

Xie Yun had a black line.

What does this stupid apprentice think?

No hard work, no gain, this kind of pie in the sky without hard work, don't you want to be a teacher?

Xie Yun took out the measuring ruler and deeply realized the famous saying that if you don't fight, you can't be talented.

"Master Dao, I don't have any big ideals, I just want to be a farmer, have five acres of land, and live a stable life. "The tiger demon is embarrassed to say his little goal.

used to be a robber in Shuangjialing, purely forced by life, but now he is taken in by Xie Yun, and he is a sentry every day, which is useless, and the tiger demon has the idea of retiring.

Xie Yun sighed with emotion, people can't look good, the tiger demon who was born with an evil appearance is actually an honest person in his bones.

This requirement is not excessive, and after learning from the experience, I will let this guy go back to Shuangzhuling, farm honestly, and live a lifetime.

"Xiongda, what is your small goal?"

"I, I don't have any small goals, I will be very satisfied if I can cook for the Immortal Emperor every day in the imperial dining room in the future. The black bear spirit smiled when he finished speaking.

Being able to study the kitchen with peace of mind and steadfastness, this life has never been imagined before, beautiful!

The goal of the Jinghe Dragon King is to become the Sea Dragon King, no longer the River Dragon King.

The little white dragon's small goal is more simple, just restore his appearance to the original state, and every day he grazes with the back tooth socket and loses his hair like crazy, which almost drives him crazy.

After Sun Wukong finished eating the snake soup in front of him, he suddenly asked, "Master, what is the small goal you set for yourself?"

Xie Yun didn't think about it and said, "I want to report the system for the teacher." ”

Meow, this broken system, I've been unhappy with you for a long time.

"Ah, the sea, it's all water! This wine is all love! Everyone has dried this glass of wine, Bendi wishes your little goal come true. Xie Yun poured down the thousand-year-old mulberry wine in one gulp and finished his final toast.

Traveling all the way to the west, after watching all the way, he deeply felt that the inspection of the Heavenly Dao made a great responsibility.

A table of banquets, five monsters, eating will naturally not be elegant, the table will soon be messed up, the whole snake banquet has been eaten almost, everyone is holding their stomachs, holding a bowl of sour plum soup to eat.

It's not that it can't be consumed quickly, but the feeling of being full is really comfortable.

"Why is this dumpling not eaten?" Xie Yun asked, looking at the plate of magical dumplings that were intact.

"It doesn't look good. Sun Wukong shook his head and said.

Although monkeys are omnivores, they have meat to eat, and who wants to eat a plate of dumplings that they can't understand?

The tiger demon and the dragon king of Jinghe, who are more carnivores, don't even need to think about it, they are both meatless and unhappy masters.

"Master, there's no dipping sauce. Li Mingda told the little white dragon, who prides himself on being an aristocracy, his reasons.

Dips?

Xie Yun patted his head, and finally remembered that he hadn't taken out the dipping sauce that came with the system.

After he sprinkled the dipping sauce on the dumplings, he was the first to pick up the blue dumplings and said, "If you don't eat dumplings during the New Year, there is no atmosphere, let's eat one." ”

Everyone looked at the measuring ruler in Xie Yun's hand, and they all picked a dumpling and swallowed it in one bite.

Ding! Congratulations to Sun Wukong for obtaining the Great Avenue Marriage Book with Zixia Fairy.

Ding! Congratulations to Li Mingda for falling into a deep sleep, unable to wake up within ten years, and getting a buff: amazing talent, which can increase the cultivation speed by three times.

Ding! Congratulations to the Tiger Demon for obtaining the planting technique, obtaining the buff, and for three hundred years, he will not be able to leave the small world of the spirit.

Ding! Congratulations to the Black Bear Spirit Bear for becoming the master of the Imperial Dining Room and obtaining the Soul Small World Access Token.

Congratulations to the Dragon King of Jinghe River for becoming the Dragon King of the Sea of Spirits, in charge of the Water System of Spirits, obtaining buffs, and not being able to leave the small world for three hundred years.

Ding! Congratulations to the little white dragon for recovering its appearance.

After Xie Yun tried to swallow the dumplings in his mouth, his heart was cold.

Damn, this broken system is to do it yourself!

This bag of magical dumplings is definitely a sinkhole thing.

"System, I report you yin me. ”

"Ding! The reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with an impotence card. ”

Xie Yun was a little confused, why did the reporting system suddenly lose its basic offline?

Don't be surprised, the magic dumplings are just a wishing benefit for the New Year, and the system didn't expect your people's small goals to be so vulgar, but it doesn't matter if you help you achieve it.

As for you, haven't you always wanted to report me?

Congratulations on your successful report, but what can you do with me?

Xie Yun: emmmm

Lao Tzu's dignified Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor was actually teased by a system today and depressed, but now is not the time to talk to the system.

After trying for a long time, Xie Yun found that he had taken Li Mingda, the Tiger Demon and the Jinghe Dragon King out of the small world of Xuling no matter what, and it seemed that they were imprisoned by the system.

"Splash monkey, in the future, the task of protecting the Taoist master will be handed over to you. The tiger demon's expression was slightly heavy, but his tone was quite relaxed.

"Brother Hu, does that master need my protection?" Sun Wukong rolled up his Great Dao marriage contract with Zixiao and carefully stuffed it into his ear.

The two looked at each other, and reflexively covered their buttocks at the same time.

Xie Yun placed the Dao bed in the disciple's courtyard, watching Li Mingda sleeping on it, his cultivation increasing rapidly at a speed against the sky, and he suddenly felt remorseful.

The small goal just now should not be the reporting system, how good it is to have a copy of "Mind Reading", who will look at it in the future, just report it casually, and the chaotic qi can roll in.

Reaching the pinnacle of life in this way is as simple as drinking water and eating.

Next year's New Year, if there are still magical dumplings, be sure to get yourself a mind reader.

Xie Yun secretly made up his mind.

The Dragon King of Jinghe incarnated as a construction worker and began to build a dragon palace for himself in the Sea of Spirits; the black bear spirit patted his chest and promised that he would send Xie Yun three meals a day on time in the future, and that he would not accompany his master to learn from the scriptures if he was not capable.

It seems that this group of goods is still light, and if they can leave Bendi's side, they are all happy to run, and they are running to tell each other, and they almost set off firecrackers to celebrate.

After Xie Yun handed over Li Mingda's safety to the Liuhe Monument, he depressedly took Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong back to the Guanyin Monastery.