Chapter 111: Fooling Women

When Bailong was feeling tired, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng came back one after another.

"What, the master was captured by a monster?"

The others exclaimed at the same time, and then glanced at each other, and they all saw that the other party was happy, and they almost celebrated with a crown.

Where did the monster come from so unsightly?

Even my master dares to catch it, isn't this just breaking ground on the head of Lord Yama and looking for death?

"Senior Brother Sha, what are we going to eat today?"

"Let's eat fish, I just saw a cold pool, there are a lot of big carp that are more than ten years old, let's catch fish!" Sha Seng suggested.

"Okay, it's not my old pig to blow it for you, I've been in charge of the river 100,000 water army for thousands of years, and I haven't learned anything else, the craft of making yusheng has been practiced, let you taste it today!"

When Bai Long saw that the two of them were about to leave, he took a deep breath and spewed out spittle.

"You two are just leaving, don't you save the master?"

"Master needs both of us to save him?"

"It's one thing to need it or not, but whether to save it or not is a matter of attitude, the Immortal Emperor has been in a bad temper lately!" the white dragon warned.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng sacrificed a nine-toothed nail rake and a Zen moon staff on the spot, and asked for the direction, and they were going to save the master.

Xie Yun was lying on the trailer, like an uncle, looking at the surrounding scenery, completely ignoring the tired face and thick neck of the black wolf pulling the trailer in front of him, and almost lost his breath.

After he got out of the black bear forest, he walked down and entered a quiet road, where weeds and mountains and flowers on both sides were in full bloom, which was very funny.

I walked west along the road for a long time, and finally came to the front of Wanzi Mountain, the mountain is very round, like a round bowl upside down on the ground, and there is a pagoda on the top of the mountain.

Xie Yun was speechless, God fucking pagoda.

From the point of view where he was lying, the bowl mountain looked like a woman's chest, and the pagoda was ......

Damn, this yellow-robed monster will find a place.

The topography of Wanzi Mountain is extremely peculiar, there is a rolling spring surrounding the mountain, and only a stone bridge can be accessed, like a Penglai fairyland in the sea.

The fragrant pine and purple bamboo are all over the mountain, the magpie apes are infested, and the exquisite pavilion plank road is scattered and spread, which has a special interest.

This mountain is not like a monster cave, but rather a royal summer retreat.

The black wolf spirit pulled Xie Yun to show his face extremely in the mountains, like a victorious general, after he walked into a cave, he lifted the bamboo curtain and directly reported the good news.

"The king, the patrol of the mountains, scared the people who learned the scriptures, I will pull him back together with his barbecue grill, do we want to stew him?"

Burst!

The liquor from the yellow-robed monster's mouth spewed out, and he was almost choked to death.

He was originally one of the twenty-eight constellations of the court, Kui Mu Wolf, who belonged to the third generation of disciples of the Interception Sect, and like Zhu Bajie, he was beaten down from the mortal world because of emotional problems.

When it comes to learning from the scriptures, the yellow-robed monster only knows the original Tang Seng version, and he doesn't know that the protagonist has been replaced by Xie Yun.

Now it is not light to be thundered, a monk learns from the scriptures, it is enough to bring a copper bowl to beg for food, why bring a barbecue grill?

After he saw that it was Xie Yun on the bracket, he was curious and laughed and scolded: "Fool, you caught the wrong person, this is a Taoist priest, and the person who learned the scriptures is Hesang."

Xie Yun also looked at the yellow-robed monster, with a blue indigo face, white fangs, a square face and a wide mouth, and messy hair, who was sitting on the bed and drinking.

The woman sitting next to him was good-looking, and although she was slightly powdered, she could still see that she was a beautiful embryo, but her face was sad, and she seemed to have something on her mind.

This dog's yellow-robed monster has a good eye, and the robbed lady is very good-looking.

"You stinky Taoist, what are you looking at, I will gouge out your eyes and eat them as snacks. Seeing Xie Yun staring at his daughter-in-law, the yellow-robed monster said with a vinegary taste.

"Cut, Poor Dao didn't look at you, what are you excited about, do you think you have the right to speak when you look ugly?" Xie Yun sat up from the bracket and rolled his eyes: "A flower is inserted in cow dung." ”

Yellow-robed monster: "What the hell am I ......?"

"Whoa, whoa!" he had not finished speaking, and the woman wrenched her ears and screamed.

The scream was miserable, but Xie Yun listened to it very pleasantly.

"What are you laughing at, haven't you seen your wife being strict?" The yellow-robed monster covered his red ears and asked angrily: "Your barbecue grill,, this barbecue grill is a magic weapon?"

"Stinky Daoist, this barbecue grill is yours?"

Xie Yun looked at the furnishings in the cave and replied casually: "Well, when I learned the scriptures, I picked them up on the side of the road." ”

The yellow-robed monster wants to hit someone, Ge Laozi, are you fooling the ghost baby?

He is a decent immortal who is one of the twenty-eight constellations, and he only has a magic weapon in his hand, and he is in a hurry when he leaves, and he still doesn't bring it down in the court.

You're already a son of the Tao, and you can pick up magic weapons on the side of the road?

"In these years, no one believes the truth, hey, what a world!" Xie Yun shook his head and sighed.

The yellow-robed monster was furious, do you dare to touch your conscience and tell me that you picked it up on the side of the road?

Lao Tzu is okay to go around, if you can't pick it up, you are the only one who asks!

When he was about to ask Xie Yun, the monster at the door of Wanzishan rushed in in a panic and shouted: "King, there are two ruthless stubbles at the door, looking for the master, they rushed in indiscriminately, the brothers couldn't stop it, and there were heavy casualties." ”

The yellow-robed monster was furious, and it must have been Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng who came, shouting, "Take my armor and blade!"

After putting on the golden armor, the yellow-robed monster looked at the magic weapon-level broadsword in his hand, and then looked at the barbecue grill on the side, dropped the broadsword, and walked out with the barbecue grill.

"Take care of your lady, and come back as soon as the king goes. He, like a yellow whirlwind, left directly.

"Oh, this rope is really uncomfortable!" Xie Yun stretched his waist and directly broke open the hemp rope.

His quasi-saint coercion was casually revealed, and all the monsters in the cave were frightened stupid.

The woman was also panicked, and when she was about to escape, Xie Yunji said: "Immeasurable Venerable, female benefactor, don't panic, poor Dao is a good person." ”

The woman still had to leave, so Xie Yun had no choice but to use a fixation spell to freeze all the monsters and women present, and use mind-reading techniques to get enough information before starting to flicker.

"You are the third princess of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, and your name is ashamed, right?"

The woman's eyes were horrified.

"You were caught by the yellow-robed monster on August 15 thirteen years ago, right?"

"You and he have been husband and wife for thirteen years, and have a son and a daughter, right?"

Immobilization spell, solution!

With a bang, the woman knelt down and begged Xie Yun to take her out of Wanzi Mountain and return to the Treasure Elephant Country to meet her parents.

"System, I reported the Yellow Robe Monster for abducting women from good families. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a red rope. ”

"System, I reported the yellow-robed monster for robbing and raping a woman from a good family. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a marriage book. ”

Red Rope: The magic weapon of the old moon, although there is no grade, but it can connect with lovers.

Marriage book: The magic weapon of the old moon, although there is no grade, but it can help a lover find the other half.

"Look at the face, you and I are destined, and Poor Dao will help you this time. Xie Yunwan opened the spatial crack and left directly with the woman.

The black wolf spirit stationed not far away was stupid, and said in his heart: "King, Madame has been abducted, come back quickly!"

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