Chapter 110 Wisdom Card
In order to prove his cooking skills, Xie Yun decided to grill lamb chops by himself.
"Master Dao, the mutton should be marinated for a while!"
"Master Dao, when roasting, you should roast it slowly over low heat, so that it will be charred on the outside and tender on the inside!"
"Master Dao, I can't stand it anymore, you rest, let me come. ”
......
Xiong Da is like an old mother on the side, and the nagging in his mouth has never stopped.
Bang!
Xie Yun couldn't bear it anymore, so he kicked out with hatred and kicked the black bear spirit back into the small world of the spirit.
"This stupid bear should go to the monastery to be a monk, chattering all day long, chirping crookedly like a headless fly, this emperor himself does it, is it easy to cook for you?"
Zizizizi!
Xie Yun was emotional, and the Samadhi True Fire was not controlled, and the lamb chops were directly roasted into ashes.
When Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng saw this scene, they both quietly took two steps back, for fear that the master would implicate his anger on himself.
"Master, I'm in a hurry, let's go first!" Sha Seng clutched his stomach, and disappeared without running in the blink of an eye.
While Zhu Bajie scolded Sha Seng for abandoning his teammates, he also covered his stomach and said: "Master, my stomach is also ......."
"What, you also have a stomachache?" Xie Yunyin asked quizzically.
Zhu Bajie's tongue was frightened, shook his head again and again, and explained: "No, master, I'm hungry!"
"You're hungry, you know how to eat all day long!" Xie Yun became more and more angry the more he thought about it.
These two criminals, Lao Tzu didn't come to help him when cooking, especially Zhu Bajie, who gained at least 200 pounds after coming out of Gao Laozhuang.
"Bajie, others eat to live, and you live to eat. ”
"Others are full after two bites, but you can eat two bites when you are full. ”
"After we came out of Gao Laozhuang, you only shouted about losing weight in two situations. ”
"Master, under what circumstances?" Zhu Bajie asked weakly.
"When you were green by Gao Cuilanlu in Gao Laozhuang and when you were full, do you know what these two situations prove?"
Zhu Bajie shook his head.
"It proves that you are a rice bucket with no feelings!" After Xie Yun finished speaking, he pointed to the pine forest not far away and said, "Go and come back from the pine wood on the hour, and prepare the lamb chops to be roasted with pine wood for the teacher!"
Zhu Bajie covered his chest and ran away while crying, the master doesn't recruit people, my old pig has a big heart, and I can't stand you so piercing!
After Xie Yun finished breathing, his mood was +30, and he began to take out a piece of lamb chops again, and roasted them slowly over low heat with Samadhi True Fire.
It's still necessary to accept apprentices, and you can use it to vent your anger if you have nothing to do, and as for fighting monsters, you can't count on the three of them.
The lamb chops that Xie Yun wants to roast are taken from the small goats of the Tianshan Mountains, eat tender grass, drink dew to grow up, the meat is fresh and tender, after pickling, sprinkle cumin, and roast gently, it will be charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and the aroma is fragrant.
In this deep mountain and old forest, the fragrance is the easiest to attract the attention of youkai.
The black wolf spirit who patrols the mountain in Boyue Cave of Wanzi Mountain followed the aroma and came to the clearing under the black bear forest.
"Mom, it's really fragrant, my unassailable saliva!" the black wolf spirit wiped his mouth, carried the mountain opening knife, and raised his head and yelled into the forest.
"I'm looking up!"
"Look up!" Xie Yun heard the voice and replied.
"Three miles away!"
"Outside!"
"Who's grilled ribs!"
"What a fucking smell!"
The black wolf spirit roared and left, without a trace of nostalgia.
Xie Yun wondered in the forest, why didn't this monster come in?
Is it the identity of the person who learned from the scriptures that is unattractive or the grilled lamb chops are unattractive?
Big grappling.
it!
Before the black wolf spirit could take two steps, he was dragged into the black bear forest by an invisible big hand, and he was scared on the spot.
"Senior, don't kill me, little mouth, shouldn't disturb senior Qingxiu, I'll go!" The black wolf spirit knelt on the ground, his head like pounding garlic, and he made a clattering sound.
"Raise your head!"
"Senior, the little one doesn't dare, I know the rules, when I see your appearance, I'm dead!"
Xie Yun was speechless, did this black wolf spirit regard himself as a robber who killed people without blinking?
"Poor Dao benevolence and righteousness are unparalleled, I feel that I have a fate with you, and I won't kill you!" Xie Yun tore off a lamb chop and handed it to the black wolf spirit, asking, "Is it delicious?"
"Delicious!"
"It's delicious, why didn't you rush in and grab it just now?" Xie Yun wondered, the lines he reported were all ready, and this thing actually held back.
"The king of my family said that the Boyue Cave in Wanzi Mountain is a nest of monsters with quality and morality, and he never robs houses, eats people and sets fires. The black wolf spirit did not raise his head when he ate, and the ribs of the sheep were crushed and swallowed.
Wonderful!
Xie Yun traveled all the way to the west, and the monsters he saw were not a thousand but eight hundred, and it was the first time he had seen a monster who talked about benevolence, righteousness and morality.
This is creation, otherwise after the roasted lamb chops are eaten, it will be this black wolf spirit on the grill.
"Silly monsters have silly blessings!" Xie Yun sighed.
"Thank you seniors for your compliment. The black wolf spirit smiled innocently and said, "What are you doing in Wanzi Mountain?"
"Poor Dao went to the west to learn scriptures, and I am the legendary person who can live forever after eating!"
"Cough, what?" The black wolf spirit flashed a glimmer of light in his eyes, licked his lips, and said enthusiastically: "Senior, the hospitality of my king, why don't you go to our cave to sit down?"
Damn, there really isn't a good monster in this Xiniu Hezhou, and they all have a poor body.
"System, I report that the black wolf spirit wants to eat me. ”
"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for successful reporting, and reward the host with a wisdom reduction card. ”
Wisdom Reduction Card: Only valid for targets below the Golden Immortal, after use, the target's EQ and IQ are reduced to zero.
"Senior, I!" The black wolf spirit was shocked and turned to run.
Mom, the seniors can't afford to mess with them, and they are blinded by lard, what tricks do they play in front of others?
"Monster, you're a monster, you're scared to death!" Xie Yun rolled his eyes, fainted, and fell straight to the ground.
The black wolf spirit heard the movement, turned around and looked, and ran faster.
A person who carried himself as a chick and carried his predecessors was actually frightened?
Seniors, you have to be serious about acting!
Xie Yun was lying on the ground: [Angry!]
Lao Tzu's acting skills are so bad now, can't even a little monster who has just crossed the robbery be fooled?
Wisdom reduction card, use!
The silver light hit the black wolf spirit.
"Oops, I'm dead!" Xie Yun shouted again.
The black wolf spirit, who had already run more than 300 meters, stopped, and finally ran back stupidly.
He touched Xie Yun's neck and found that he didn't have a good pulse, so he clapped his hands, took out a piece of hemp rope, and tied the person up.
boasted: "I heard that there was a fierce general Zhang Fei in front of the long board bridge in the mortal world who scared Xiahou Jie to death, and now I have my black wolf spirit screaming in the black bear forest to scare this old way, it seems that I also have the qualifications of a famous general." ”
The black wolf spirit looked at the big barbecue grill of the bear, scratched his head, made a simple bracket with the mountain opening knife he carried, threw Xie Yun and the barbecue grill together, and dragged it to the Boyue Cave.
Ahh
The little white dragon standing next to him snorted, shook his head, and said in his heart: Hey, Dao Ye wants to be a moth again, can't we honestly fight monsters and learn from them?