Chapter 245: Intimidating the six-eared macaque
What kind of book is "The Self-cultivation of Actors"?
The six-eared macaque muttered in his heart again, could it be that his acting skills are too poor, and he has been recognized by the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, is he teaching himself to act?
Yu Jian's content is automatic learning, and soon, a lot of acting skills appeared in the six-eared macaque's brain, and his acting skills were promoted to the level of an actor, but all the content has nothing to do with cultivation, and it seems to be very chicken.
"Wukong, come, eat peaches!" Xie Yun took out two plates of spirit fruits, both of which were of similar quality, but one plate was a peach and the other was a kiwi.
The six-eared macaque didn't think about it, he completely ignored the peach, took the kiwi, and ate it sweetly.
"Brother Monkey, don't you only eat peaches and don't eat kiwis?" Zhu Bajie reminded.
The kiwi in the six-eared macaque's hand fell to the ground, and he really didn't know very well about Sun Wukong's personal habits in life.
"Ahem, I tasted a bite of kiwi from Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it feels pretty good, why don't you try it too?"
"Me?" Sha Seng said suspiciously, "Brother Monkey, haven't you always called yourself my grandson?"
The six-eared macaque cursed in his heart, Bi Ma Wen, what kind of mouth are you, can you pay attention to language civilization?
He smiled awkwardly and said: "I was trained by the Bodhisattva in Putuo Mountain because of my grandson, and decided to change it, we all follow the master, there is no white ding, we are all powerful in the Three Realms, and I call myself my grandson, it's too bad." ”
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng glanced at each other, and they both saw the confusion in each other's eyes, even if the second senior brother saw the saint, he was still an old grandson, when did he have the consciousness to change?
Xie Yun sighed deeply, sure enough, Wukong's temperament is an extremely special existence in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation, and the six-eared macaque still has a long way to go if it wants to be completely imitated.
No, you have to help this young man, otherwise your plan will not be implemented at all.
"Wukong, come here, I have a good thing for you!"
The six-eared macaque got a jade slip again, the content is "The Temperament Cultivation of Actors", after he finished reading it, the whole person was more ruffian, and his personal image changed greatly, becoming more and more like Sun Wukong.
But the more this happened, the more worried he became, it was entirely because of those two pieces of jade slips, which proved that the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor already knew that he was an impostor.
Looking at the sky, I'm so flustered, why don't you just get some benefits and sneak away?
"Brother Monkey, didn't you go to Putuo Mountain this time, didn't you ask the Bodhisattva about Zixia's whereabouts?" Zhu Bajie raised his eyebrows, and a smile on his face showed that all men understand.
"No, not at all, my grandson now wants to follow the master to learn from the scriptures, nothing else!" The six-eared macaque was a little panicked.
"Master, do you believe it?" Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng laughed.
The Great Tribulation of Learning from the Scriptures is now in the hearts of their masters and apprentices, it is an outing, no one cares about it, and everyone has their own plans.
Xie Yun had already made up his mind, and after taking the scriptures, he would return to Shuangchaling to revolt, take the throne of the Supreme of the Three Realms of the Jade Emperor, and then deal with the broken affairs of the Demon Sect.
Sun Wukong has no ambitions, he just wants to take Zixia back to Huaguo Mountain and live a stable life after learning from the experience.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were determined to follow their master, go to heaven, and ask the Jade Emperor for an explanation.
"Guess whether the teacher believes it or not. Xie Yun asked rhetorically.
Zhu Bajie took out a nine-toothed nail rake, surrounded the six-eared macaque with Sha Seng, and asked, "Who are you, why are you pretending to be Brother Monkey?"
"Who, who faked, you idiot don't spew blood!" The six-eared macaque was so frightened that he began to stutter when he spoke.
"Brother Monkey has a golden hoop stick, do you have it?"
"Yes!" the six-eared macaque offered the same Dinghaishen needle to show its identity.
Zhu Bajie took back the nine-toothed nail rake, but he still felt that there was something wrong with the six-eared macaque, but the golden hoop stick couldn't be faked, what was wrong with it?
"Bajie Sha Monk, you two go to the front to explore the way, and ask Wukong if you have something for the teacher!" Xie Yun said.
He is going to rebel against this fake monkey and dig a pit for Rulai.
After Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng left, the six-eared macaque looked at Xie Yun, who was carrying a seven-star sword in his hand and approaching step by step, and panicked in his heart.
"Say, Who sent you?"
"Master, what are you talking about, my grandson doesn't understand!"
Sou!
A sword aura rubbed the six-eared macaque's heavenly spirit cover and shaved him a Mediterranean hairstyle.
"Think about it, don't say that the next sword is a vertical split!" Xie Yun said intimidatingly.
The six-eared macaque trembled a little, and the angels and demons in his mind began to argue violently.
The angel said: "Entrusted by people, loyal to people, you can't give it up." ”
The demon flew and kicked the angel away, and said in a firm tone: "If you don't say and die, you are counted as one!"
The six-eared macaque shuddered, weighing the severity, and he asked in a firm tone: "The Immortal Emperor's subordinates are merciful, if you come to send me, what else do you want to know, just ask, the little monkey must know everything, and say everything." ”
"Name. Xie Yun put away the seven-star sword and asked.
He kindly touched the six-eared Tianling Gai, and used the hair growth technique to induce the monkey to produce shaved monkey hair.
"Six-eared macaque!" Six-eared was a little moved, but he didn't dare to move.
"You pretended to be Sun Wukong, what are you doing next to Emperor Ben, are you doing assassination?"
"Immortal Emperor, the little monkey just has the guts, but he doesn't have the strength!" The six-eared macaque was about to cry and said, "I'll do all the tricks, if you come to that turtle grandson, let me lurk beside you, and say two good words for Buddhism, that's all!"
"You lurked beside me, what about the apprentice of Emperor Ben?"
"In the name of the true and false Monkey King, get rid of him to prevent future troubles!"
Xie Yun really wanted to report Rulai for plotting against the second apprentice now, but he was afraid of startling the snake, because he had now obtained a very useful information, the fourth senior brother Zhun Ti Saint's magic weapon, the Seven Treasures Miao Tree, was in Rulai's hands.
The Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree is a good thing, it is said that it is an innate magic weapon refined by Master Hongjun with a branch of the Zhun Ti Sage's body, of course, it is all just opened.
That magic weapon is the most special of all the innate magic weapons, and it is said that after using it, you can experience part of the power of the saint.
Since Buddhism wants to engage in a true and false Monkey King, then I will give him a real and false six-eared macaque, and he will be an army.
"You little monkey, you dare to pretend to be the apprentice of Bendi, damn it!" Xie Yun pulled out the seven-star sword again, put the sword on the neck of the six-eared macaque, and asked, "Do you want to die or want to live?"
"How do you die?" asked the six-eared macaque weakly.
He didn't want to live anymore, because according to the rumors of the Three Realms of the Flood Desolation, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor would be avenged, and if he could die happily, it would be a good ending.
Xie Yun looked at the six-eared macaque, and suddenly felt that the mud couldn't support the wall, you just gave up trying to survive?
He meows, and he has a virtue with a monkey, and he doesn't clean up.
"Bendi has always wanted to taste the monkey brain splashed with oil, what do you think, the method is simple, that is, open your heavenly spirit cover and pour hot oil into it, let's try it?"
The six-eared macaque faced intimidation, his whole body stiffened and petrified, and his heart was secretly vicious, and he didn't expect that it would be this death.
"Immortal Emperor, don't, I'm allergic to oil, I want to live, what do you have to say, the little monkey will go to the soup and the fire, don't hesitate!"