The six-eared macaque is stupid, he didn't think about replacing Sun Wukong, but he really envied Sun Wukong.

Everyone is obviously of the same origin and species, why is your life the same as Kaihang?

Five hundred years ago, you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, broke into a prestigious name, and were suppressed for five hundred years.

Could it be that when you were reincarnated, you quietly recharged and became the emperor of Europe, just me as a non-chief?

"You bald donkey, uneasy and kind, replace Sun Wukong, you say it easily, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor has great powers, how can you not see me as an imposter apprentice?" said the six-eared macaque worriedly.

"Aren't you good at listening, you can read reason, you know before and after, and everything is clear?"

"You should know very well about Sun Wukong's, as long as you pretend to be him and go back to the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, you don't have to worry about other things. ”

"Sun Wukong has now been supported by me to Huaguo Mountain, you and I will work together, and when the time comes, we will sing a good show of the real and false Monkey King, and everything about him will be in your pocket. ”

"Phew, our four great spirit monkeys are like brothers, you let me plot against my brother, don't agree!" The six-eared macaque said in a very resolute tone.

Rulai faced this situation, quietly, as if everything was expected by him, and said: "Our Buddhism can first give you an acquired magic weapon, the same Dinghai Divine Needle as Sun Wukong." ”

"Just an acquired magic weapon, you want to buy me?"

"After the matter is completed, Sun Wukong still has an innate magic weapon to seal the demon edict, which is also yours!"

"Innate magic weapon, it's not like I haven't seen it!" The six-eared macaque's eyes were a little evasive.

He has seen a lot of innate magic weapons, but they are all other people's, sad, I really want to have a congenital magic weapon of my own!

"If you succeed, I can help you obtain Sun Wukong's real estate, the first-class cave heaven blessed land Huaguo Mountain in the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation. ”

The six-eared macaque covered his ears and refused again: "Don't say it anymore, if you want to kill it, you can kill it, I'm not the kind of monkey you think, you can find someone else for this matter!"

Rulai made a killer move: "If you succeed in learning the scriptures and successfully reach the Great Leiyin Temple, I can let you marry Zixia!"

The six-eared macaque is completely moved now, marry Zixia, hiss, I feel that I can think about it, no, let's agree first!

What if this old bald donkey changes his mind?

"Ahem, Buddha!" the six-eared macaque blushed slightly and said, "I feel that this matter, we can discuss it, you don't bother others, or let's sign a contract first?"

As it comes: emmmm

Could it be that all monkeys in the world have two faces, how can they change their faces faster than turning a book?

Sun Wukong was arrogant back then, don't want it, after worshipping the teacher, he turned it into a ball, and the same is true for this six-eared macaque.

After signing the contract with excitement, the six-eared macaque asked, "Buddha, it's okay for me to pretend to be Sun Wukong, but how should I get along with the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors?"

Xie Yun's current status is no longer weaker than the sub-sage boss of the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation, and it is much stronger in some aspects, with such a character, the pressure is huge, especially if you still have a ghost in your heart.

"How to get along, I can't say a thousand words, but when we get together, there is only one word. Rulai said after thinking about it for a long time.

"What's the word, hurry up!"

"Lick. ”

"How to lick, I'm inexperienced!" The six-eared macaque's first reaction was the mouth, the tongue here the phrase.

"Don't you know how to be a licking dog?" Rulai took out a cheat book, stuffed it into the six-eared macaque, and said with disgust: "Hurry up and read it, and return it to me after reading." ”

The cheats book reads "Summary of the Sycophants of the Buddhist Arhats", this thing is one of the receipts of his many years in Buddhism, and it is not small.

"I'm a serious monkey, I can't be a licking dog, it's detrimental to my personality!"

Boom!

Before the six-eared macaque could finish his words, he received a slap on the back of the head.

"You monkey, why are you so unreasonable, lick the dog lick the dog and lick it to the end, you look at Sun Wukong, it's only been a few years since you licked the dog, and all kinds of spiritual fruit Jindan are about to vomit. ”

He also fished out an innate magic weapon for himself, and his own cultivation has also improved to a great realm, and his daughter-in-law Zixia is now also settled. ”

Before he finished speaking, the six-eared macaque's eyes turned red, and he said, "Buddha, don't say it, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor is there, I decided to be a licking dog, lick it well!"

"It's not that I look down on this profession, I mainly want to try what it's like to be a dog licker. ”

After finding the same golden hoop stick as Sun Wukong for the six-eared macaque, he found a reason to let the person go.

On Xie Yun's side, Sun Wukong walked for a long time, but the road to learn the scriptures did not stop, without the monkey, he always felt that something was missing, but he couldn't say it.

Maybe there's nothing to kick in, not very used to it.

"Today is a good day, everything you want can come true, today is ...... Damn, Wukong, are you back?" Xie Yun rode out of the village where he had slept last night on a white horse.

As soon as the three of them left the village, he saw the six-eared macaque kneeling on the side of the road, holding a glass of mountain spring water in his hand, and said guiltily: "Master, because of those bad things, my grandson has made you worried." ”

"It's okay, family, you get up. Xie Yun shook his head and said.

The six-eared macaque was just about to get up and praise his master's heroic posture when he was kicked out.

Everyone was kicked stupidly, Xie Yun kicked him and flew out of the two miles, and half of his body was plunged into the mountain.

Damn, did the Immortal Emperor find out that I was an imposter so quickly?

The six-eared macaque fell into self-denial, he wanted to turn around and run, this errand was too dangerous!

"You splash monkey, when you stand up, you actually raise your left foot first, you should kick!" Xie Yun used the big grappling technique to suck the six-eared macaque and reprimanded.

The six-eared macaque has a question mark in his head, what is this reason called, you just want to kick me!

He actually guessed a little bit, Xie Yun just wanted to find a reason to kick the apprentice, that is, Sun Wukong came back, and this kick had to be carried down solidly.

"Master, the strength on your feet is much greater than last time, congratulations to Master for his cultivation!" said the six-eared macaque as he covered his buttocks and bared his teeth.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng looked at the six-eared macaque and were completely speechless, they both saw that something was wrong with the second senior brother, but they couldn't say it.

Xie Yun really felt it, and he judged from the touch of the first kick that this was a fake apprentice, and the real monkey would not react so slowly, and would be firmly next to each other.

Phew, Buddhism wants to trick me again?

Xie Yun pinched his fingers, sensed that something was wrong, and after deducing the cause and effect of the matter, he laughed out loud, and he was ready to repay the other in his own way.

"Good apprentice, your mouth is quite sweet, come, I have something good for you!"

The six-eared macaque looked at Xie Yun excitedly and took out a piece of supernatural jade slip, and at the same time sighed in his heart, it is good to be a licking dog.

What's that?

He put the jade slip on his forehead with great interest, and after reading the content with his divine sense, he thought that Xie Yun had taken it wrong for him.