Chapter 1: Aunt Vivien
"Brother Qin, you're chasing me. ”
"Brother Qin, open your mouth, I'll feed you~"
"Little brother, would you like to drink some more milk?"
Hey, hey, hey, of course, it's good! Lao Qin felt that his saliva was secreted very quickly, this is called life!
Suddenly, the earth shook, the world turned upside down, the young lady went away in a panic, Lao Qin immediately became anxious, straightened up and was about to chase: "Don't go!"
"Hey~ boy, are you awake?" The authentic mezzo-sozzo sounded, this magnetism, this resonance from the chest, similar to the original singer Adele of Some one like you, Lao Qin turned his head in a voice......
"Oh!"
This guy is screaming, the style of painting is changing too fast, wow! How did my archery sister become a black aunt?!What about my little sister?Ahhh
Lao Qin shuddered, and trembled violently from the tail vertebrae to the cervical vertebrae, like a cat about to cheat the corpse.
It's a pity that with his small body, the scale gives him a maximum of one hundred and forty pounds. The black aunt, who was more than 300 catties in sight, lightly stretched her ape arm, and her arm of more than 50 catties and her big hand of 42 yards were pressed so lightly, and Lao Qin instantly lay down obediently. Looking at the posture of the eldest aunt, for example, it is easy to come to the Buddha to suppress the great sage, and then look at the posture of Lao Qin, uh, it is worse than the great sage who was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain.
"Hey~boy, relax, relax, look at me, what is this?"
The aunt stretched out the index finger of her other hand and shook it, noticing that Lao Qin's gaze was condensed and moved with the shaking of the fingers, the aunt breathed a sigh of relief: "Listen, I'll call the doctor, you continue to lie down and don't move, understand?"
Lao Qin nodded hurriedly, what is this special...... The legendary pressure is huge!
The aunt observed again, and saw that he was indeed honest, let go, turned around, and left freely and leisurely, like a lazy lion eating after a meal. There was a slight resonance between the flat-soled white shoes and the doors and windows based on some profound physical principle, and Lao Qin swallowed his saliva again.
At this time, he reacted, Auntie just spoke English, right? We actually understood? Is it so amazing? The system said that the knowledge of the original owner of this body, including language ability, will be transmitted while sleeping, and now this is, copy and paste?
Hurry up and lie there honestly, close your eyes, and experience what has changed.
Well, I'm still hungry, it seems that the ambulance sound I heard before I passed out was not a hallucination, and I guess I injected myself with nutrient solution again, so I didn't feel any discomfort except for being hungry and wanting to gnaw on my hands.
In addition to language, what about other information? Lao Qin followed the feeling, as if he had some memories, but it was not very clear, as if he couldn't rinse it off after wiping a men's facial cleanser, and there was always a layer of something.
He can understand what Aunt Hei said, but if he wants to answer, his first reaction is Chinese, and he has to choke back and ponder again before he can stumble and reply.
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to get used to it for a while. Old Qin muttered.
"Hey, by the way, what's the system? me out!" The thing finally came out of the shadow of the aunt, he raised his upper body, yawned for a while, adjusted the nozzle, ah no, it was the position of the vocal cords, and then started to spray decisively.
"Please complete the task as soon as possible, the system will refuse to reply to matters unrelated to the task. ”
"Hey, are you still reasonable?!You explain to me, you said that if the power is cut off, the power will be cut off, and Lao Tzu almost starved to death at home?!" Lao Qin was furious.
"It has been detected that there is a physical storage device in the host's home......" The system replied a little unconfidently.
"Yo-he!"
Who is Lao Qin?!Growing up playing snacks and 100 family meals, he will mix with society when others go to elementary school, how can the ability to climb along the pole be compared to this broken system?
"System, you think about it!"
"You suddenly lost the power at that moment, did you give me time to find food?"
"Besides, this family has been hanging for 21 days, even if the refrigerator of the Eagle Sauce family is big, what is left that has not expired?
"That's it, you still give me a task to restore my health? What about your face? Do you want to starve my Lao Qin to death, and then find a family to inherit Lao Tzu's inheritance!"
"Bad review! Must be a bad review! Tell your store manager to come out, I want to complain! I want to be exposed! I want to ......"
Lao Qin suddenly fell silent, not because he remembered that there was no comment on the system or the store manager, but because there was a scientific and mysterious resonance between the door and window glass and the air...... Black Aunt is coming back!
The guy hurriedly lay back on the bed, honestly like a quail, trembling like a cold bird.
"Hey, Boy, this is Dr. Howard. Aunt Hei was satisfied with the quail's current state, waved her hand, and the half-bald middle-aged white man next to her moved his body quietly, as if flashing, perfectly avoiding the AOE of Aunt Ping's A, Lao Qin secretly commented to himself, master wow!
"Hello, Qin, I'm Howard, your attending doctor, come, let me see" The half-bald middle-aged man took out a small flashlight from his pocket and took a photo of Lao Qin's eyelids.
"Looks like you're recovering well. It's a miracle to be able to come back from a vegetative state, and you should thank God. ”
Lao Qin didn't squeak, as a Chinese with red roots, Lao Qin still felt that Sanqing was closer. Besides, according to the consistent routine of the system flow, nine times out of ten that he passed through it is the system, what does it have to do with the God in this half-bald mouth?
"Howard, you should take a good look at this kid, he was very panicked just now, and he hasn't spoken, he hasn't said it since he drove away from here......" Aunt Hei's look was a little worried, which made Lao Qin a little grateful.
"The typical manifestations of Stress Trauma Response Syndrome, you know, he went through those ...... Anyway, let's get it checked later," replied the half-bald.
Lao Qin blinked his eyes, he was anxious, he broke the ink, hurry up and let us go home, oh no, hurry up and let us eat and go home!
The guy grinded his teeth for a while, and tried to communicate with others in English: "Uh... Well... Hello doctor, I、I think I've recovered, I'm hungry right now, so ......"
Instant sense of accomplishment +10 Youmu You, we are also English speakers!
The middle-aged half-bald grinned, "This is normal, you haven't eaten for a long time, and now you can't eat immediately, I'll give you a doctor's order later, and you have to gradually resume eating according to what I said."
"Also, since you're awake, Lady Vivien will take you to pay for this time......"
What a smart person Lao Qin is! It didn't take a second to react.
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Was it me who drove away? Is that the system doing a good job?
I'm Qin million, so it's a little drizzle for you?More than a million US dollars, turn it into soft sister coins and round it up, and we'll be billionaires, okay?
Who do you look down on?!
In the next second, Lao Qin reached into his trouser pocket, confirmed that the bank card was still there, quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to break his thoughts.
No matter how much resentment there is, I saw that it was Zhang Fei who was sticky to the beard, and the big eyes were Li Kui's black aunt, oh, people called Weibent, ahh
Maybe it's because he's really weak, maybe it's because he still has the ability to pay, Lao Qin actually mixed up with an electric wheelchair, that is, with a joystick, the same kind as the arcade control system, before and after, left and right, jkjk is having fun, 30 lives haven't been transferred out, and the fee is over.
Aunt Hei immediately turned her face, helped him up—Lao Qin thought this should be called mentioning—and then was gently handled in various inspection instruments, and finally, before he fell into a coma again, he was lifted and put down for the last time, and Lao Qin returned to his beloved wheelchair.
At this time, he didn't have the heart to renew his life for another 30 lives, and his aunt pushed him in a wheelchair and sent him to a consultation room, where the half-bald middle-aged man had already printed out the doctor's orders, and explained a lot of this, so, and so.
Okay, Lao Qin finally breathed a sigh of relief, and he was finally able to go home!
Something seems wrong......
I ×! I came by ambulance, I don't know the way, how can I go back? I don't even know my address!
Lao Qin was anxious, the more anxious he became, the more panicked he became, and he couldn't remember the memory of a piece of plastic wrap at this time.
"That...... No, bent slightly, ah no, Ms. Vivien" This thing is trying to talk.
"You can call me Vivier, my friends call me that," the aunt gave him a "kind .jpg" emoji.
Lao Qin almost fell to the ground, aunt, let's not be funny, your name is too ...... What's that, right?
Helplessly, the form is stronger than people, Lao Qin can only continue to talk with a sneer: "Eh, good, good name...... , Vivi, Vivier, after I woke up, I can't remember some things clearly, that ...... How do I get home?"
"Hah, Boy, I forgot you came in an ambulance. The aunt laughed, and the doors, windows, and air resonated again for a moment. "I'm almost out of work, and we're in a neighborhood, so, you can take my car home. ”
"Thank you so much!" Lao Qin was moved to be willing to do anything except make promises and pay for everything.
"Also, Vivier, you know, I've been away from home for a long time, so I still need to buy some food" Lao Qin continued to work hard.
"Boy, I'm too, and I have two kids waiting for me to come home and cook. Sit down a little longer, and you'll be off work. If you want, you can try the apple pizza and cheese potatoes I made in the evening. Auntie tidied up the nurse's hat and put it back on.
Lao Qin nodded, glanced at his aunt, and turned around after thanking him.
Lao Qin remembered.
The aunt has dark brown hair, a peculiar hairstyle with curls and plasma perm and dreadlocks and a back, light eyebrows (maybe it's because of skin color?), single eyelids, rare small eyes (black eyes are very large), dark brown eyes, collapsed nose bridge, large nose wings, thick lips, and a silver lip stud on the lower lip, a nurse's outfit, but you can see a white and green floral skirt, no stockings (maybe black stockings?), white nurse shoes.
She was the first person Lao Qin saw after coming to this world, and she was also the first person to make Lao Qin feel cared for. Compared to the half-bald middle white, she is giving kindness, and the half-bald is just doing his job.
Although Lao Qin thinks that he is not a good person, and everyone in his previous life said that he was a ruffian who was not bad, Lao Qin himself knew that Vivian was his friend.