Chapter 2 Erha's Dream

Aunt Vivian went to work on her own mess, Lao Qin pondered for a while, and suddenly came back to his senses.

Raise your head, raise your throat, adjust your vocal cords, raise your eyebrows, how tall and how high, pull your lips up, stretch your mouth forward, expose nine sharp teeth, and then wrinkle your nose to show vertical lines, and your expression is adjusted; Woo woo~~, your throat is cleared; OK, all departments are in place!

"You think you can become a god by hanging up?"

"Do you think I can't really see you if I'm pretending to be transparent?"

"Malier's get out of here!

"System! You come out! You have the ability to rob men...... Ahh

Lao Qin's brain made up the saliva star and sprayed wildly, drawing a perfect arc in the air, and then landed on the system screen, scaring the system into trembling.

The "......" system is closely connected with Lao Qin's thinking, and it is estimated that the picture made up by his brain is disgusting, and the screen is scattered into countless points of light, and it trembles, as if it is shaking off the spittle stars made up by Lao Qin's brain, and then reunites again.

"Host feedback has been verified. ”

"Confirmed bug and is being fixed...... Fixed. ”

"The damage caused by the bug is as follows: the host is unconscious for 1 minute and 23 seconds. ”

"Compensation calculation begins...... Compensation Result: Unlocks Bioshock Therapy. ”

"Description: Bioelectric shock therapy can stimulate the corresponding nerves through the microcurrent generated by the brain and muscles themselves to achieve the therapeutic effect when the host is confirmed to have shock, brainstem concussion, cardiac arrest, cramps, muscle convulsions, epilepsy, neuropathic seizures, etc., and can also actively stimulate the nervous system according to the requirements of the host to improve the host's nerve reflex speed. ”

Lao Qin closed his eyes, shook his head and listened to the compensation given by the system, as if the nail household had finally gotten what he wanted. But it didn't taste right when I listened to it, so I quickly adjusted the state and recalled Erha:

"Hey, wait a minute! What do you mean to be in a coma for 1 minute and 23 seconds? If it weren't for 120 ...... Uh, what's the name of the ambulance in this world? It doesn't matter, the important thing is that if the hospital hadn't rescued me, I wouldn't have been able to open my eyes for a long time, and my whole life would have passed, did you make it?!"

"The compensation is insincere!Negative review! Negative five-star negative review! Your attitude is not conducive to solving the problem! Young man, let me tell you, what kind of electroshock therapy you copied from the sheephorn, right?! You plan to electrocute me and kill me, right?! You must have an illegitimate child waiting for me to hang up, so that I can inherit my inheritance of Qin million!"

"How else can you blow it? Shock, cardiac arrest, epilepsy, ...... neuropathy?"

β€œWhat the f***!”

Lao Qin was completely furious!

"You're just epilepsy, you're insane, your whole family is insane! You give Lao Tzu out! Can't beat you Lao Tzu and find a big deal to drill underneath, do you believe it? Why am I insane? Why am I insane when I assert my rights?!"

Standing up at the moment, Erha awakened the genes of the ancient roaring dog, and Lao Qin raised his hand and prepared to incarnate as the Roaring Emperor, and a sip of salt soda let the system know what a rainstorm is!

"Boy, I'm off work and Howard said you can't eat pizza at night, so, what do you like to eat?"

At the critical moment, Aunt Vivian's voice came, Lao Qin put down his hand a little embarrassed, and roared angrily in his head: "This matter is not over!

Taking advantage of the time to turn around, Lao Qin's aura descended from Shiyu to Daiyu, and then forced a constipated smile: "Vivier, uh, can I call you Aunt Vivian?"

"Of course, you're only 4 years older than my eldest son, what do you want to eat at night?"

"I want to drink millet porridge, pickles, and eat steamed buns!" Lao Qin said without thinking.

"I didn't understand, what you said was ...... Huaxia, right?" said the aunt could not communicate.

"I want to eat ......" Lao Qin scratched his head, how can millet porridge be said in English? What do you say about pickles and steamed buns?

"I can't remember it for a while, Aunt Vivian, I'll go to the supermarket with you. ”

"Okay, young man, come with me, little Smith and little Vivier will like you. The aunt turned around and led the way.

Lao Qin couldn't imagine that in terms of Aunt Vivian's tonnage, the car turned out to be a Ford Fiesta, that is, my Changan Ford Fiesta in Dahuaxia, and when Aunt sat in the driver's seat, the right front wheel was obviously wider. The corners of Lao Qin's mouth twitched and listened to the shaking of the three-cylinder engine with a displacement of 1.0T like burning soybean oil, "bang, bang, bang", and finally miraculously survived.

"This is a used car, I have been buying it for 3 years, although there is a little problem, but it is not bad. Aunt Vivian didn't feel ashamed of driving a broken car, and calmly introduced her car to Lao Qin:

"The kids are on the school bus, and if they don't go far away, it's enough to have it. ”

Lao Qin smiled and agreed with him, compared with those people in the original world who forced their parents to sell blood, borrowed online loans to spend the previous month, and consciously exceeded Fashion, aunts are called living a down-to-earth life.

The poor have a poor way of living, the poor have the dignity of the poor, earn money with their hands, where can't they straighten their waists?

Besides, although the second-hand cars of the Eagle Sauce family are super cheap, cheaper than brand bicycles, how can I say that this is also a four-wheeled one, and the aunt is at most a low-income group.

Ford Fiesta finally stopped in front of an ALDI supermarket chain, which in the memory of Qin Yuan's body, this supermarket is famous for its ultra-low discounts, and the new vegetables that arrive in the morning will be labeled as discounts in the afternoon, which is very popular with low- and middle-income groups.

Thanks to the nurse shift system, the aunt gets off work early, and there are not many people in the supermarket at this time. Lao Qin followed his aunt straight to the food area, watching her skillfully throw left and right into the shopping cart, and remembered a paragraph he had read on the Internet in his previous life:

Mom said: "Look, adults are not picky eaters, they only grow so tall, baby open your mouth~"

The baby replied: "You liar! You buy what you like to eat, of course you don't choose!"

Okay, aunt is a well-meaning person, it's not right for us to complain like this, Lao Qin retracted his thoughts.

What do I seem to have seen just now? This red bottle with a red lid, so familiar?

Old Qin rushed to a row of containers. The aunt shouted in the back to slow down, his body has not recovered yet, and he can't care about it, looking at the familiar packaging in front of him, his mind is already flooded with a familiar taste, picking up a can, and smiling.

It is the ultimate welfare of the Xian Party! It is the crystallization of the wisdom of the ancients! It is the best match for drinking porridge! It is the red side!!

At this moment, the rough and ordinary jar in Lao Qin's eyes has its own five-mao special effects, the kind that is shining with gold and puff spirit.

"You like this? I've never eaten this. It's a Chinese mystery food, oh, I almost forgot, you're Chinese" Aunt Vivien walked over to him and looked at his baby jar.

"Aunt Vivian, yes, I like this, and I'll be happier if I can find another material in a moment."

"Okay, okay, I've already chosen the ingredients for tonight, and then it's yours. The aunt smiled and handed the cart in her hand to Lao Qin.

"Of course, though, Aunt Vivian, you can wait for me at the exit for a while, I can go by myself. Old Qin blinked his eyes.

The aunt nodded and didn't say anything more. I saw Lao Qin pushing the cart and looking for it row by row like Erha who had taken off the reins.

The hard work paid off, Lao Qin finally found the little millet he was thinking about, and the gift he wanted to give to Vivian's family tonight - no matter the East or the West, you can't be empty-handed when you come to the door, Eagle Sauce is the dinner here, and the neighbors who are familiar with each other come to the dinner party, and often bring some of their own specialty food, or a bottle of red wine or the like, which seems to be called a souvenir? Like Lao Qin, who went to someone's house to eat at the first meeting, if he doesn't give something, it's too much to say.

When checking out, the aunt didn't be polite to Lao Qin, and settled her own share, which is a local custom. It made Lao Qin breathe a sigh of relief - that money was nothing to Qin Million, but he pushed Aunt Vivian...... He truly cherishes Mother Earth's generosity and steadfastness, and doesn't want to leave the ground with his feet on all fours.

The Ford Fiesta drove smoothly, as if there were more debts and more mosquitoes than they could bite, and the little new food purchased did not become the last straw that broke the camel's back.

Lao Qin worked hard to look at the various markers along the way, today there is Vivian to take care of the rice, tomorrow he will have to drive to buy it, and the route must be memorized.

Thanks again to the shift system, there was not much traffic jam on the road, and after about 20 minutes, the aunt parked the car at the door of a detached house.

"Qin, you can drive your car with me, so that it will be convenient for you when you come back. Do you have the keys to the house with you?"

"Oh, yes. Lao Qin opened the door and got out of the car. As soon as he got into the car, he turned it out, and compared it with the memory of the original body, the door of the house, the door of the house, and the keys to the garage door were all in a key bag, and the car keys seemed to be in the car.

Aunt didn't ask Lao Qin if he had a driver's license, Eagle Sauce can take a driver's license at the age of 16, but he can't drive alone, and he has to take another official driver's license a year later, which is a bit similar to a novice driver in Dahuaxia who can only get on the highway after a year. However, there is only one test in Dahuaxia, and there is no need for another road test before getting on the highway. Well, I won't talk about the rest of it......

Get back to business. The functions of Yingjiang's driver's license here are very extensive, and when the ID card is basically fine, Lao Qin guessed that the ambulance sent him to the hospital, maybe he was registered with his driver's license, so the aunt should know that he has a driver's license.

Although the system told Lao Qin that he had a pickup truck under his name, in Lao Qin's memory, this pickup truck should be a coming-of-age gift given to him by his original parents and congratulations on his admission to college. But "hearing" and "seeing" are two different things, so when Lao Qin opened the garage and saw the beast in front of him, his saliva flowed uncontrollably.

Ford F150, the classic of the classics, orange body spraying, black wave pattern bottom scale, big devil's claw map on the front cover, high erected exhaust pipe, all-terrain off-road modified version......

If you talk about this car, Lao Qin can play for three days and three nights, this is the dream of his previous life, and he himself can't remember how many times he licked the screen and recorded it. Don't comment on the Internet, Lao Qin thinks that all the people who send negative news are trolls, rival water armies, evil sweet parties, spies of the tribe's traitor alliance, stubborn bronze who gives away people's heads, and ......

It's just that there is no time to cultivate feelings right now, and Vivien is still waiting at the door. Lao Qin hurried to his feet, it was like just seeing the lover of his dreams, and before he could confess, he suddenly found that the two of them had already obtained the license and could drive legally. Happiness came so suddenly, it's so exciting!

He carefully opened the right side door, as if holding the little hand of the goddess, and then looked up - oh, wrong, the driver's seat here is also on the left, Eagle sauce is the same as Huaxia is the right side of the traffic rules, and the left side of the traffic is the book. He ran to the left again, lit the fire, started, and walked you!