Chapter 248 Kneeling Comfortably
The cottage of the strong man with buckteeth is in a col in Caokou Mountain, which is very hidden, and there is only one mountain road in the front to go up, but there are eight trails for escape on the back!
Robbery is a life of licking blood at the tip of a knife, and you must prepare a way out for yourself, otherwise you won't be able to mix it for long.
Xie Yun and the old man's family entered the cottage very windily and sat at the main table.
"Old man, my eldest brother is changing the clothes of the three brides, and you know that there are no women in the village, so he can only do it himself. The thin weasel-like man held up his glass and explained.
"Hey, that's a blessing to the rabbit. After taking a sip of home-brewed rice wine, the bucktooth old man said to his wife: "Old woman, you go to the back to help our eldest son, how does he know how to wear women's clothes." ”
"Guest, don't be stunned, drink, eat meat, you can give a share of the money, you have to eat a little!"
Xie Yun could now judge from the crying behind the house that it was his apprentice who was kidnapped by the bandits, and it seemed that they were still putting up a fierce resistance.
", don't take off my old grandson's clothes, those torn clothes, whoever likes to wear them, get out!" Sun Wukong shouted hoarsely.
The strong man with buck teeth said obscenely: "The little lady has a strong temper, I like you like this, the more you resist, the more excited I am." ”
Sun Wukong swore that if he could, he was willing to use the two junior disciples for a hundred years of cultivation to exchange this idiot for a good death.
"Sister Monkey, you can put on that Wufeng Dynasty He Xi robe, you are the eldest sister, there is only one Xi robe, my old pig and Lao Sha will not fight with you. Zhu Bajie gloated and said.
Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, and was stripped of his clothes by the strong man with buck teeth, and changed into a Wufeng Dynasty robe, and in the process of changing clothes, he was also molested several times.
Xie Yun listened to the screams of his apprentice, eating the happy wine, and was in an extremely happy mood, even if the happy wine was extremely inferior, it would not affect his good mood.
Before I knew it, it was evening, and the people in the cottage were drunk and shouted collectively to make trouble in the cave room.
The bucktoothed old man forcibly dragged Xie Yun to join in the fun, he also wanted to see what kind of experience it was to marry three wives at one time, envy, jealousy and hatred!
The son of a sin, with that good thing, doesn't think about his father, eats alone, stands at the top of morality, and discriminates against him.
"Don't come here, if you come over again, my grandson will die with you!" Sun Wukong was wearing a bright red Wufeng Chao He Xi robe, sitting on the edge of the marriage bed, his expression was a little distorted.
"Lady, you just scream, you scream to cut your throat, and no one will come to save you!" the bucktooth man smiled.
As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the marriage room was forcibly squeezed open, and a large number of thieves poured in.
"What are you doing here?"
The thin man who looked like a weasel was pushed out by everyone, he cried with a sad face, and said weakly: "Big brother, we are here to study and visit, do you believe it?"
The corners of the bucktooth strong man's mouth twitched twice, and he had a bad premonition in his heart, could it be that this group of brothers has been single for a long time, and their hearts are all perverted?
Fuck, I will do things with my three wives in the future, and I won't be peeped at, right?
Hey, think about it, it's a little exciting!
Xie Yun stood behind the bandits, he looked at the situation in the marriage room, shook his head, extremely speechless, Sun Wukong was in the corner of the marriage bed, hugging his knees, shrunk into a ball, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were tied to the chair to prevent escape.
I hope Zixia will not dislike the monkey in the future, it is a second marriage.
"Master, save me!" Sun Wukong was in the vast sea of people, and saw Xie Yun watching at a glance, and shouted loudly.
"As a teacher, you're so low-key, how did you see me?"
"Master, you are handsome and handsome, no matter where you go, you are an existence that stands out from the crowd. In order to let Xie Yun come to the rescue, Sun Wukong completely gave up the proper discipline.
Although he said something that was recognized by the Three Realms of the Flood and Desolation.
The strong man with buck teeth vigilantly blocked Xie Yun and asked, "Are you?"
"The poor road is a scripture learner who started from the Eastern Earth Tang Dynasty and went to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven, you can call me the head of the Eight Desolation Dao. ”
Call!
The strong man with buck teeth directly took out his mace, drank away the little minion thieves under him, pointed at Xie Yun with a stick, and shouted: "You are the fiancé of my three daughters-in-law, come on, let's fight a duel, my daughter-in-law is mine, all of them!"
Xie Yun: emmmmmm
Now there is a song that can describe his mood at this time, children, do you have a lot of question marks......
"Who are you scaring with a broken stick?" Xie Yun snatched the mace, he wiped it casually, smoothed the barbs on it, and then twisted the iron rod into a twist and threw it on the ground.
Hiss......
In the wedding room, the sound of gasping cold air rang out, and the thieves were collectively stupid.
The strong man with buckteeth felt some cramps in his legs, and he trembled and asked, ", who are you?"
"You, you, don't come here, what are you going to do?"
"I warn you, I'm not a good person!"
Xie Yun moved a chair, sat opposite the strong man with buckteeth, and said calmly, "Sit down!"
Thump!
The bucktoothed man's legs were weak, and without a trace of hesitation, he knelt down directly.
Xie Yun was puzzled: "Poor Dao asked you to sit down." ”
"Dao Chief, it's comfortable to kneel and talk to you!"
Xie Yun looked at the strong man with buck teeth who had a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, and he didn't bother to report this little thief, he pointed to the three apprentices and asked, "Do you know who they are?"
"Dao Chief, I really didn't know they were sisters-in-law!" The strong man with buck teeth cried bitterly and said, "We are also people who understand the rules, and we know that sister-in-law can't touch them." ”
"Why are you all stunned, hurry up and untie the two sisters-in-law!"
"Master, my old grandson has something to ask for, I don't know ......" Sun Wukong said with Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.
"If you want to fight, don't make trouble, there will be bad news for you. Xie Yun looked at the three apprentices distressedly, hoping that they could carry the next blow.
He also just learned from the system that the only way to crack the women's clothing card is to let the man kiss it.
This dog-day system, the city will play.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were already carried away by anger at this time, and they trampled on the strong man with buck teeth on the kneeling ground, especially focusing on the crotch.
"Hey, I've long heard that Datang men are ruthless, and women who don't think about Datang are not good at stubble!" The thin man who looked like a weasel looked at the boss foaming at the mouth, unconscious, and sighed.
Half an hour later, when the strong man with buck teeth had only one breath left, the three of them stopped, Xie Yun fed the strong man with buck teeth a golden pill, and after waking people up, he asked, "Do you know who they are?"
"Dao Chief, it's your fiancée, I know, I don't know Taishan, I shouldn't touch my sister-in-law, I'm guilty, I'm not human!"
"What do you want?" Xie Yun explained with a smile: "They are my apprentices, and Poor Dao only has a female apprentice, and she is still in retreat, do you know what I mean?"
The strong man with buck teeth looked at the seductive figures of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, and shook his head, he only believed that seeing is believing, these are obviously three great beauties, Dao Chief, you are lying!