Chapter 249 Advice: Don't make an oath casually

Xie Yun called the three apprentices together, laid out a soundproof formation, and asked, "You women's clothes for so many days, is it not easy to understand women?"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng Chicks nodded like rice, these days they are really about to be harassed and cry by strong men with buckteeth, how can there be such a shameless man in the world.

It's no wonder that after the scorpion essence was seen at the beginning, he would be fierce and wanted to commit suicide, if he didn't know that the master would finally come to the rescue, as long as he endured the humiliation and stealth his life, he could finally take revenge, and the three of them would probably commit suicide on the spot.

Soldiers can be killed, not humiliated, go to me, no way!

"Master, don't you have bad news for us?" asked Sun Wukong.

Xie Yun reminded in a friendly way: "You'd better find something to help, otherwise I'm afraid that you won't be able to accept the blow and will sit on the ground." ”

"Master, although you said that after this incident, my old grandson is also considered to have experienced a hundred battles, what scene have you not seen?" Sun Wukong remembered the salty pig hand attack he suffered in the past two days, and said with a miserable laugh.

"I've found a way to crack your women's clothing for the teacher. ”

"This is a good thing!" The three apprentices were pleasantly surprised, under the appearance of a man dressed as a woman, they had to endure same-sex harassment, which felt worse than eating.

Being able to get rid of women's clothing, how can it be considered bad news.

Xie Yun looked at the excited eyes of the apprentices, and said with confidence: "As long as you are kissed by a man, you can crack the state of women's clothing, and when the time comes, I will return the mana to you." ”

"Can you return the mana now?"

"No, women are too irrational and impulsive, and the use of mass destruction mana will lead to the destruction of lives. ”

"That's okay, kiss it, it's a knife anyway, it's going to come sooner or later. Sun Wukong's eyes turned quickly, and he seemed to think about it completely.

Xie Yun untied the soundproofing formation, and he took the three apprentices to the strong man with buck teeth and asked, "Do you want to kiss them?"

Suck!

The corners of the bucktooth man's mouth drooled, and he made his position clear with practical actions.

"It's okay to kiss my grandson, but you have to swear, no matter what I become, don't dislike it, otherwise, you will ......"

"Lady, although I haven't read any books, but don't worry, I'm not the kind of irresponsible man, if I dislike you, I will hit five thunderbolts in the sky, and I will never die!"

", big lady, don't take the initiative so much, I can't accept it!"

Sun Wukong pulled the bucktoothed strong man, closed his eyes, and after a fierce kiss, he threw the person to Zhu Bajie.

"Second lady, don't be like this, you give me a psychological preparation!"

Zhu Bajie looked at the saliva on the face of the strong man with buckteeth, and his heart was crossed, and he had a French wet kiss with this guy.

It's bad enough to kiss a man, so don't stick to the monkey's saliva anymore, that monkey is not very hygienic, get up and sleep every day and don't brush your teeth, disgusting!

After Zhu Bajie kissed him, he threw the person into the arms of the sand monk, and the strong man with buck teeth suddenly felt a little up, and his head rested on the sand monk's chest, which was really big, so soft, and so fragrant.

I really want to rub it, isn't that too perverted, it's better for men to be reserved.

Sha Seng looked at the saliva on the face and mouth of the strong man with buck teeth in his arms, and felt disgusted, the two senior brothers are really, they are like this, how can this make people mouth?

Forget it, wipe it clean and barely kiss it!

Sha Seng has a bad habit because of his extremely developed chest muscles, and when he wipes things, he likes to rub them on his chest, even if he is a woman, this habit has not changed.

The strong man with buckteeth fell into extreme happiness, he never thought in his life that he would enjoy the service of the supreme level, even if he died now, it would be worth it!

The thieves looked at their eldest brother with envy, they haven't gotten married yet, they enjoy this kind of glamorous blessing, and the eyes of the younger brothers are red with envy!

After the sand monk kissed the strong man with buckteeth, he directly threw the person out, and the three brothers and sisters stood side by side, lined up in rows, squatting at the base of the wall and retching wildly.

It's crazy to kiss a man, this matter must not be leaked, otherwise his reputation will be ruined in one fell swoop, and the consequences will be unimaginable.

"Dao Chief, don't worry, I will definitely treat the three of them well, if I break this oath, I am willing to go to the eighteenth layer of hell and suffer from reincarnation. The strong man with buck teeth happily looked at the backs of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng and assured Xie Yun.

"As the Eight Desolations Immortal Emperor, Poor Dao witnesses this oath, and I hope you don't regret it. "Xie Yun gave this guy a hexagram, and it is better for people who are in great decline to give up treatment.

"Regret? It's impossible to regret it in this life, only by loving them well...... Damn, what's wrong with my daughters-in-law?" the strong man with buckteeth swore before he finished speaking.

The women's Monkey King, the women's Zhu Bajie and the women's Sha Seng recovered their true bodies under his nose.

It's too scary for three big girls to suddenly become monsters.

"You robber, you drank a few taels of cat urine when you went out, and you actually dared to kidnap the three of us brothers and sisters, and if you don't come and go, eat me!" Sun Wu scratched his cheeks and was furious.

He took it out of his ear for a long time, but the golden hoop stick just didn't come out, and he also said: Please find the mana before using this magic weapon, thank you for your cooperation.

"What are you dragging with a broken stick, master, give me back my mana, I'll kill him!" Sun Wukong scolded and came to Xie Yun and pleaded.

The golden hoop stick doesn't cooperate, and he can't do anything, his own magic weapon, this stinky temper, has to be served!

Xie Yun returned the mana of the three apprentices.

Sun Wukong got the golden hoop stick now, and he was about to knock the bucktooth strong man to death with the stick, he still had a hideous smile on his face, and asked, "Do you dislike me?"

The strong wind from the golden hoop stick has reached his eyes, and the strong man with buck teeth can't hide, and said angrily: "What are you doing badly, you monster, you have to become a woman to deceive my feelings, I dislike you!"

He sees it now, the third daughter-in-law has become a monster, and he can't see whether he is alive or dead, what are he doing alive?

I just rubbed my face with a monkey, kissed a pig wetly, and rubbed against the black-haired chest of a black and ugly monster, and failed to press the gun three times.

It's boring to live now, and the world is not worth it.

Click!

When Sun Wukong was about to take revenge, a Nine Heavens Divine Thunder slashed him away with lightning speed.

The chopping is ruthless, and the monkey hair is yellow and bent because of the high temperature, exuding a burnt smell.

"Master, this God doesn't distinguish between right and wrong, my old grandson didn't cross the catastrophe, and the second didn't do anything hurtful to heaven and reason, why did he split me, you have to call the shots for the apprentice and report him!" Sun Wukong touched his scrapped monkey hair distressedly, and said aggrievedly.

Before Xie Yun could speak, there was a sudden sound of coughing phlegm in the sky.

"Phew!"

A mouthful of phlegm-like viscous substance fell from the sky, pouring Sun Wukong cold to the heart.

An angry voice said: "You are a monkey, you beat a rake, hinder Lao Tzu from performing official duties, get out of the way, this guy broke his oath, he should die with five thunderbolts in the sky, not as much as you rob people's heads!"

Xie Yun looked at his beloved disciple and shrugged his shoulders, indicating that he couldn't help it.

Monkey King: emmmmm

Why is this god's god so active, if he breaks his oath and thunders five times in the sky, wouldn't the man who has talked to the object of the Three Realms of the Flood Desolation want to be killed nine out of nine at one time?

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