The body was weak, that was his first feeling.

Every cell is moaning, all waiting to be fed with their mouths wide open like chicks. He could even feel the light salt water of honey he had just drunk swishing in his stomach and intestines before it was absorbed in a few clicks.

Fat in the body is consumed in large quantities. Lift off your clothes, and sure enough, your rib-like body can even show your abdominal muscles, can you believe it? Although the muscles are slender and the skin is still a little loose due to fat consumption, you can only say that this is a lean boy, not a dead house.

The bones are still a little itchy, and it seems that the bone marrow is still beating from time to time, and it is uncomfortable to scratch and scratch, which is both comfortable and uncomfortable.

The blood flowed more powerfully, and as his pulse beated, he could faintly hear the impact of "boom, boom", slow and powerful—a force he had never experienced in his two lives combined!

Obviously very weak, the kind of weakness that the whole body is paralyzed, but I can feel the strength - not the kind of hatred and helplessness and hatred of the earth, but the strength of the body that is more controlled and difficult to mobilize in the past are actively involved in the exercise.

Take a deep breath, feel the air passing through the trachea, pounding and swirling in the lungs, the fresh oxygen is absorbed, and the blood flow seems to speed up a few points;

Lao Qin never thought that one day breathing would also become a pleasure.

It's simply ...... Nirvana reborn!

Listen, Nirvana, how powerful, the magic skill of the phoenix! In the future, we can't call Qin Zhan, it's too low-key. It's called Qin Phoenix, it sounds like a blue phoenix. That's called Phoenix Qin? It's not good. Phoenix man: Bah, bah, our Qin million is already standing at the end of many people, okay.

Old Qin was stunned for a while, and the familiar blackening in front of him was once again, but fortunately, he was born and cooked again, knowing that he was on the verge of fainting again.

Quickly get up, find a big bowl from the fruits of labor in the big set, think about it and pick out a stainless steel basin, the sea bowl casually take cold water to flush, and pour the water into the stainless steel basin. Turn on the rice cooker, wave the spoon, put a small half bowl of pumpkin porridge, and then press the sea bowl into a basin of cold water, take chopsticks and keep stirring the porridge, and when the temperature drops down, you can barely eat, "snoring" is a big mouthful, and then the feedback that the esophagus is scalded comes, and the grinning teeth continue to stir.

The first bowl of snoring went down, looked at the fish, saw her smiling and speechless, and knew that she could eat again.

So before the fish reacted, a large bowl of pumpkin porridge was almost sharp.

From the pile of "fruits of labor", he took out a large lunch box and opened it, which was divided into several small compartments, pickled cucumber strips, pickled radish peel, pickled potatoes, spicy cabbage, pie, bellflower, mustard, and ......

For Lao Qin, whose gastrointestinal function has not fully recovered and can only eat a vegetarian diet, it is simply the gospel of the salty party and the great love of life!

Pretending not to see Ziyu's frowning brows, first clip a chopsticks pickled radish, "crunch" chew and crush, so that the taste buds feel the slightly salty and slightly spicy impact; take a breath, drink a small mouthful of pumpkin porridge, and then exhale with your nose, so that you can taste the aftertaste of the porridge; and finally swallow it gently, feel the hot and thick porridge from the mouth to the esophagus, and then slide down the stomach bag, the body is warm for a while, the pores are slightly opened, and there is a thin layer of sweat.

Silently, he finished the second bowl as well, and stretched out his paws again without raising his head......

"Lao Qin!" Ziyu finally couldn't bear him anymore.

"Yo, this isn't a subfish, oh, long time no see, long time no see. "This thing is fake.

"You can't eat any more".

"Ah, I've been doing well lately, see you later." He continued to play dumb.

"Qin! Fight!" Ziyu was full of murderous energy, and was on the verge of breaking out.

"Uh, no more, no more". Seeing that the young lady's willow eyebrows were upside down and her phoenix eyes were full of anger, Lao Qin was decisive from her heart.

"......" Ziyu ignored him, still staring at him so deadly, his scalp was numb when he saw it.

"That, don't be angry, young lady, I'm kidding you. "He's trying to get by.

Ziyu continued to ignore him and continued to stare at him.

"It's really wrong, I sincerely apologize, promise not to do it again, you have a lot, don't stare at me like this, panic ......"

Ziyu still ignored him, and continued to look indifferent and straighten the eyes of death.

Hey, do you think girls know this skill?

It's the kind of little temper that is said to be noisy, regardless of whether it's a boyfriend or girlfriend, as long as you think you're interesting to others, you can catch your mistakes and rectify them ruthlessly.

It's a pity that I met Lao Qin, a straight man with advanced cancer, plus a dog face that would turn his face if he didn't do anything more than three times. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to wear it here.

At the beginning, he wore it from Aunt Sauce's:

First of all, Sister Hammer asked him for a house, a car, and a million-dollar bride price, and by the way, she wanted to support her parents, as well as a bride price for her younger brother to marry his daughter-in-law, on the grounds that "no one can get married now and have a house and a car? You don't have a parent, what's wrong with raising my parents? We are married, my brother is your brother, and you don't care if he gets married?"

Then Lao Qin sneered: "Are you gold-inlaid with gold? look in the mirror yourself, and after looking at it, you still feel that you are a goddess, so you will go out to find someone who is as blind as you."

See, not only poor, but also poor, mouth damage, never let the girl's consciousness.

So he was slapped in the face, and the house was swept away by the woman, and then he found that the blind pick-up man was the nephew of the proprietress of the small restaurant where he worked.

This can't be said without drinking to kill your sorrows!

With half a month's salary secretly given by the boss, find a roadside stall far from home, eat meat, drink wine, and chew garlic.

"Hula" suddenly rained down.

He pulled aside the boss who kindly persuaded him to enter the house, covered up the sorrow of the past 20 years with the rain, and then gnawed on the tasteless meat skewers that had been washed away with tears, and finally dried the bottle of wine that had been diluted, slammed the bottle, slapped the half month's salary on the table, and staggered and walked around without a goal.

He didn't want to go back to that rental house, even though it wasn't a home away from there.

But from now on, that's not the same either.

It's not that he doesn't understand the universal values of women now, but he just doesn't want to accept and change.

Should the poor beg for it?

Should the dick be made as a jack, a spare tire, and a licking dog?

The last fall (lao, four sounds) A big city in the south has been wandering for many years, because of the recent crackdown on the wife who "wants to live a peaceful life"?

Fuck off!

I'm poor, but I didn't lie to you.

I am poor, but I give you everything I have.

Of course you can refuse, I know better than you know how stubborn I am.

But if you accept it, then we should be equal.

The favor is mutual, it is not only you who attract my heart, but also I who attract your attention.

Isn't it me who kneels and prays, and you float in charity!

Without you, Lao Tzu and his left hand can live a lifetime!

Thinking of this, Lao Qin looked up to the sky and laughed: "In the next life, Lao Tzu will still be this virtue!"

Then there was no then, the rainstorm was so great that the big cargo didn't have time to step on the brakes when he saw him, he opened his arms and laughed like this, accompanied by flying tears, looking at the driver's pale face and the sharply enlarged front of the car.

Thanks to the alcohol, he didn't feel pain, it was dark, it was good, it was quiet.

......

Far away, in short, Lao Qin is a typical example of being single with strength, and he is not ashamed.

Therefore, the young lady was there to make a little temperament, and he couldn't persuade him, and the dog's face immediately became sour.

Let's apologize three times, each time more sincerely, just make a little joke, what do you want?

Lao Qingou's face sank, he washed the dishes and chopsticks by himself, and then turned back to sort out his morning's results, which should be refrigerated and refrigerated, frozen and frozen, and where should be shelved.

After a while, before he could clean up his rope, Ziyu's timid voice came from his ears.

"Old Qin ......".

Qin Zhan didn't pay attention to her, the dog's temper came up, who do you love, just allow you to have a little temper?

"Old Qin...... Don't be angry, I know you're joking, I just, I just want you to listen to my advice more in the future~"

Hey, this is the right way, this goods is a donkey, the young lady followed it, and he immediately got lucky.

"Ahem, I'll pay attention later. That, I'm not right, I shouldn't have a sour face, don't take it to heart. ”

Hawkers~~, is there a sense of déjà vu in Korean dramas? It is said that the next step is that the heroine should rush to her arms, the two hug each other tightly, and then have a sensational BGM, and then you can go to live a shameless life.

"Lao Qin, it's time for you to do a physical examination, just to see what changes have happened in your body." Or the subfish broke the embarrassment.

"What kind of physical examination?" This thing has a question mark on his head, didn't he just come back from the hospital yesterday?

"You forgot the accessibility features of the Scrapwood Rise mission!"

"Ahem, cough, can we not mention the name of the mission?"

Lao Qin remembered what was going on, the system first gave him an unreliable task, and he was sprayed wildly, and then gave him a head to forgive him for saying that it was a physical examination, and then he changed the task and gave him a physical examination 3 times a day, as well as the benefits of a custom young lady.

"Ahh ”

Lao Qin didn't pick up the money on the street and counted it as lost money, and now he simply accidentally missed 100 million!

"Hehe, you were too tired last night, it was useless to test, and you have eaten dinner, and rest is the most reasonable." Ziyu smiled.

"And what about this morning?" Old Qin was still in heartache.

"I did it for you before you got up!"

This product doesn't hurt in an instant, although I still feel like I'm losing, but fortunately, I don't lose much, and I can still make do with it.

"Let's get started, it's almost past noon. ”

Ziyu raised his hand and swiped it, Lao Qin's familiar forgiveness color was still scanning from head to toe, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and his heart said Looking back at the mirror, maybe there is something left over from this thing, in case it reacts with his hair, he can only live bald in the future.

"The examination is over, Lao Qin, the effect of the strengthening soup is very good, and your body will recover quickly~" Ziyu chuckled and congratulated him.

"I feel (jiao, three sounds), the main reason is that I got up early and exercised well. "This thing licked its face and put gold on itself.

"Hehe, what about a real man in twenty minutes" Ziyu turned his head and squinted at him from top to bottom.

"I'll tell you, familiar with me, don't slander me, you female driver. "He's blown up.

"Okay, so let's go ahead in the afternoon?"

"Continue, continue, continue to ......" is obviously lacking in confidence.

"Don't force yourself, I won't despise you. ”

"Not at all! And please don't just look at me with contempt and say you won't despise me!"

"Okay. Lao Qin, watch your performance in the afternoon, let me see your manly side. ”

He couldn't stand the female driver anymore, he always felt that she was driving, but he couldn't find evidence. No matter what, I can't be flattened by this girl, let go of these hundred and ten catties, and rise up!

"Anyway, shouldn't I be told the results of this test? Lao Qin pondered for a moment and then asked.

"Of course I can tell you, but are you sure you can understand?" Ziyu gave him an expression of "you are begging for a slap .jpg in the face".

“...... No, not sure".

"So, if you don't understand, don't count the words, your test report and medication guidance system have been synchronized to me, now obediently rest for a while, and continue to work hard in the afternoon." ”

"Then when will you buy medicine?" Lao Qin's obsessive-compulsive disorder was committed again.

"In between your afternoon workouts, it's all over-the-counter and readily available. But you still have to buy some beakers, measuring cups and some equipment and instruments, the medicine you use needs to be extracted from the existing medicines, and the utensils you use to take the soup are too simple, and using constant temperature and timing heating equipment and metering containers can improve your success rate."

"Okay, is there anything else you want to buy?"

"Yes, some food and ingredients that can be used for medicine, hey, don't delay the time, I'll tell you when you get to the supermarket, now hurry up and rest, immediately, immediately!"

"Huh. "As soon as the dog's face disappeared, the dog's legs came up.

"Oh, by the way, Lao Qin, you can try the 'Bioelectric Shock Therapy' right now, the one next to my summon button. "The young lady also has a bad memory, and she thinks that one is the other, maybe it is close to Zhu Zhechi?

Lao Qin found that he had been very forgetful recently, this is our demolition compensation, why did he forget it? The system used that compensation to secretly scold us for epilepsy and neurosis, and he was caught by himself and didn't admit it, if it wasn't for Aunt Vivian, we could tear it up with our hands.

Thinking of this, Lao Qin was a little depressed:

"I don't have epilepsy, I don't have neuropathy, I'm fine! I don't have any of those symptoms, why are you trying it?"

Ziyu replied: "It also has a function that can be actively used to stimulate your nervous system and increase the speed of nerve reflexes. ”

Lao Qin was strange, he didn't understand what this function was for, but he thought that Ziyu wouldn't harm himself, and he was right to listen to her.

"That's walking. Lao Qin reached out and pressed the button of "Bioelectric Shock Therapy", and then looked at the progress bar below in a daze.