"What is this progress bar for?" asked Lao Qin blankly.

"Ahh

"Oh, you can't hold it down. "The thing told her that she couldn't hold it down, so he let go.

"Don't ......" Ziyu can't stop it.

"Ahh......h

Lao Qin screamed miserably! The people who heard it were sad, and the people who saw it shed tears, and he fell on the sofa and then rolled on the floor with convulsions, foaming at the mouth, rolling his eyeballs up, his hair standing on end, and the whole person emitted a slightly burnt fragrance. Seeing that there was a little man who looked the same as him and had a circle of light on his head was popping out, there seemed to be a light door slowly opening in mid-air, and a solemn BGM sounded, and a beam of light shone on him-

Oh! It's disgusting!

The light door "slammed" and closed quickly, the special effects disappeared, the BGM stopped, the villain looked around in confusion, looked down at his body, and was choked by disgust. Helplessly, the surroundings were empty, and he didn't want to be a sofa spirit, a stool or something, so he gritted his teeth and reluctantly went back again.

Lao Qin felt that time had passed for a long time, and he seemed to have seen Pangu open the sky, and that axe was like lightning! If it weren't for the twitching of his body, he might have gone directly to the flood wilderness.

"Click, cough, cough, boom~" This guy finally spoke up.

"Lao Qin~" Ziyu didn't know whether to cry or laugh, she really hadn't seen a trick to die like this.

"Water...... I've got to drink ......."

He finally came back to his soul, Wu Lao Er crawled up like a crooked body, poured a glass of water crookedly, and after trembling for more than half a cup, he finally drank it in his mouth.

Half an hour passed.

Lao Qin was paralyzed on the sofa like a boneless, his face was sinking like a tsunami - it can only be described like this, his face sank like water without expression, his face was black, all his facial muscles were twitching, what did he call a tsunami?

"Ziyu~", his tone was kind, the same as an old father.

"Brother Qin, are you feeling better?" The young lady was frightened by his eight-meter-eight aura and hid nine meters away, and asked cautiously.

"Ziyu, I'm afraid I won't be able to. He spoke in a sad tone.

"I'm sorry to call the system out and let me take another look at it." He had no love on his face.

——Since Lao Qin was shocked, the system has been flickering, and all kinds of light have scanned him inside and out. But as soon as he spoke, the system immediately disappeared again, and the brightness of the screen was adjusted to the lowest point, no different from transparent, and no matter what Lao Qin said in his heart, he just didn't come out. So he started the idea of playing subfish.

It's a pity that the young lady was not fooled.

"Lao Qin, you really can't blame the system for this......" Ziyu tried to explain.

"Alas, we want to see it before we die!

The goods let out a long sigh and continued to pretend to be miserable. What is the heart saying to break the system, save me just to play to death in a different trick, am I? If you want to cut off the power, you will cut off the power, and if you want to lose the power, you will lose the power, I am about to become a flash, can you make it? The last power failure compensation has not been used up, and there is another accident, you are not on the hot search, right?

"Lao Qin, listen to me, you really can't blame the system!"

"As soon as you focus on the button, it will pop up the instructions for use".

"One click is the time setting button, two clicks is the intensity setting button, and holding it down will discharge uninterrupted according to the intensity of the progress bar. If it weren't for the system forcibly stopping, you'd already be familiar by now!"

It's like touching porcelain and not looking at the surveillance, no matter what you say, I don't listen to me, I don't listen, the system that doesn't scare today vomits blood, and he writes the word Qin upside down!

Ziyu explained for a long time, and his mouth was dry. Seeing the lazy appearance of this goods, there is nothing to be done. What to do? Call your boss.

The system, which had been pretending not to exist, flickered reluctantly a few times, retracted once in the middle of the process, and finally mustered up the courage to completely light up.

"It has been detected that the state of the host is extremely unstable, and the elements in the host are out of balance due to the large consumption of bioelectric energy, please replenish it immediately. ”

Lao Qin was still slumped on the sofa, glanced at the system expressionlessly, and ignored it.

The system is so tired! Why is there such a thing?

"Please stabilize the physical state of the host first, and the compensation issue will be negotiated and determined after the host is stable."

Is this want to stabilize us first and then delay until we give up? This is what Lao Qin thought of for the first second.

I've seen too many of this kind of things in my previous life, from a winner in life who ran away with his sister-in-law, to an entrepreneur who returns to China next week, to a certain orator who performs his art to pay off his debts, and then to the HR of a large factory that shouts to the security guard to drive away the terminally ill employees, and the vast number of small bosses who are in arrears of wages, which is not dragged to the point that you have no money, powerlessness, and hopelessness?

——In other words, the practice of the flower planter in the previous life to migrant workers is particularly proud. If you want to start work, you must first deposit the wages of migrant workers into a designated account, which is called the wage guarantee fund for migrant workers, and the bank will directly send them from the account to the migrant workers' cards. If you don't pay it, don't want to get a permit to start construction, if you don't have a permit, it's an illegal building, you can start construction? Which boss who pays is willing to exchange his small money for an illegal building, so the worst thing now is the social animal, what is 996? 9 o'clock in the morning, 2 o'clock in the morning the next day, and even seven days in a row are very common! For example, a certain small editor ......

Far from it.

Lao Qin used his brain, which seemed to have been struck by lightning, to think quickly, the system is still very simple, and it should not have evolved to the extent of being abducted and deceived...... bar. If what you said is true, then wouldn't it be very dangerous for us? Maybe it will be dark in front of me after a while, and then it will be there, and I have only been here for two days, how many times has it been dark?

Thinking of this, this goods can't be loaded, so he viciously dropped a sentence of "You wait!", and asked Ziyu what he should make up for at this time.

It's a long story, in fact, he started to die after lunch, and the system stopped urgently as soon as the highest intensity bioelectricity appeared, Pangu opened the sky, the soul was out of body, and the eight or nine points were just hallucinations of his being electrified, and the only trace left was his head exploding head, plus random pumping of various muscles.

From the time he released the button to the time he touched the system, it was only more than ten minutes before and after - more than nine minutes and fifty-five seconds of which was his recovery period.

So, when he finished his diet, he returned to the sofa with the explosive head that was still generating electric sparks from time to time, and glanced at the time on his mobile phone, he couldn't believe it, and even doubted that he was being relativized? Electricity travels at the same speed as light! Time must have stopped at that moment! You only saw it for five seconds, and you didn't see it for five centuries! Brother's pain, you don't understand......

"Let's talk about it. "Qin Landu is out of the mountain again.

The voice of the system sounded: "The host's subjective will to reject the system, so the lack of in-depth understanding of the various functions of the system is the main reason for this incident." The failure of the system to remind and the failure to promptly terminate the program were secondary causes of the incident. The system has completed the bug fixes and started to calculate the compensation due to the host".

Lao Qin was not happy when he heard it, why did I become the main reason? You are shirking your responsibility!

"You refuse to cooperate and you are not a friend enough. (A refusal is not the act of a friend, a classic line from "The Godfather") "This thing continues to think of himself as a white master in a slightly thin, hoarse, and somewhat vague tone."

Suddenly, an old man appeared on the system screen, he was dressed in a formal suit, wearing a tie, a raised forehead, a meticulous back, long eyebrows, thin eyes, a firm gaze, a decent beard on the upper lip, and a slight bulge in the cheeks. As he did on weekdays, he raised his chin and said to Qin Zhan:

"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse. ”

I didn't expect it! I never expected it! The system actually learned and used this most classic line, and the pronunciation was Bai Ye! Lao Qin was instantly excited.

He is a die-hard fan of The Godfather.

Self-worth, protecting family, helping kindness, speaking up for the race, and fighting for the country's reputation, this is simply a man's code, and the standard for men! In his last life, he lived as a dick, obscene and timid, self-defeating, and drifting with the crowd, and the only remaining unwillingness and ambition were all pinned on this movie, and he couldn't remember how many times he had watched it, and even the little English he only knew in his previous life was because he had listened to it too many times in this movie, and he memorized it hard.

In front of the godfather, he was defeated. He can't continue to pretend not to care, pretend to be indifferent, pretend to have no dreams, in the sustenance of his own heart, in the godfather, or in his own heart, that is unacceptable to him, a stain on his soul.

His voice tightened, no longer deliberately imitating, and his natural hoarse voice sounded:

"Great people are not born great, but show greatness as they grow".

"Great people are not born great, but show greatness as they grow".

The system captured his thoughts with great precision, and as he spoke, the godfather pronounced the line in sync with him.

"Haha! Hahahaha

"Testing...... The host breathes faster, the heart beats faster, the blood pressure increases, the body temperature rises, the secretion of sweat is normal, the gastric contraction is normal, the secretion of digestive juices is normal, the release of hepatic glucose is increased, the secretion of adrenaline is increased, the pupils are not dilated, and the muscle tremors cannot be measured for the time being."

"The data shows that the host is currently in a state of euphoria, and the test results are not scientific and cannot be determined."

Lao Qin fell from the top of the peak to the bottom of the valley like a bungee jump, you elm head! What else will you do besides putting green light on my head? Don't you feel that our tiger body shook again and again, and the spirit of Wang Ba overflowed?

"System, you're really boring, I'm still doing it when you've finished evolving, it's still like this."

Lao Qin beckoned, let Ziyu sit next to him, chatting like an old friend:

"I've had a pretty troublesome life in my last life. I don't know who my parents are when I can remember, and I haven't been to school for a few years, and I started to wander in society before graduating from junior high school. ”

"I worked as a beggar, a thief, and a ruffian, and then I got into a fight with people, and I saw someone stabbed to death, and I still can't forget the look in his eyes. ”

So I left the city and got to work. I didn't have much culture, I didn't have any skills, so I learned by myself. ”

"Cleaning on the streets, picking up garbage".

"In the supermarket, people carry goods, put them on the shelves, and register them."

"In the community, people are unlocked, sewers are opened, and range hoods are washed."

"Takeaway, express delivery, mineral water".

"In the bathhouse, people are rubbed, massaged, pedicures."

"In the end, in the small restaurant, I ran the table, wiped the table, and chopped vegetables. ”

"Do you know, you earn the most money by rubbing a bath, more than 10,000 a month! Rubbing people during the day, cleaning the bathhouse at night, the boss takes care of a meal at noon, and you can live on a massage bed in the changing room at night. ”

"But I have a criminal record, and every time I am inspected, I am the focus of attention. With so many people looking for a job, which boss would want to use someone like me?"

"Because of this, I changed jobs a lot and traveled a lot. ”

He took a breath and wanted to smoke a cigarette, but he didn't find it after two strokes, so forget it.

"When I was a child, I was afraid of hunger, I strangled a cat to death for food, and I was not afraid of biting wild dogs.

"So, when I saw everyone nodding their heads, I didn't know what dignity was, and I didn't know what kind of man was a gentleman - until I saw "The Godfather", he was really my godfather! I didn't have a father, he taught me. ”

"But I'm not him, I can't be as firm and decisive as him. I'm slippery and used to it, and I don't know what I'm going to do but nod my head, or go back to the local riffraff and stab someone with a knife, or be stabbed to death?"

"Then I gradually forgot what I wanted to do, so I just made do with it, the proprietress scolded me, and I didn't talk back, and her nephew gave me a green hat and wore it, and it was a big deal to drink a drink, cry, sleep, and wake up to change jobs—I didn't expect you to be here." ”

"It wasn't until the big cargo came over that I remembered what I had done to live? I survived, but life was tasteless, life was boring, and no one thought about death. ”

"I regretted it for a while, only to find out that after so many years, I complained about my parents who I hadn't met, and I lied to myself. ”

"Actually, I'm just cowardly, since I saw the person who was stabbed to death, I was cowardly, so I can't live like the godfather, whether I live or die. ”

"Do you know what I regret the most? I have never been a soldier! I have been to the main square, I have seen the flag-raising, and I have seen tens of thousands of people sing the national anthem! At that time, I felt that I was very shameless, and I felt that everyone had done something for the country, but I did not. ”

"If I had been a soldier, would I have the face to stand down and cry?"

Qin Zhan got up, walked around the living room a few times, and looked up at the system.

"I came with memories, and I am not a blank slate in my life, so I will be eloquent, obscene and cunning, and I will not learn the demeanor of my godfather"

"But I don't want to coax anymore!"

"I want to be strong, I want to be the strongest, the strongest in the world!"

"You tell me what to do, I'll do it!"