"Is there a good monster that eats people?" Xie Yun felt that Sun Wukong's three views had to be corrected.

Cannibalism may seem normal to their monsters, but Splash Monkey, your master is a Terran, and you must stand on the Terran side when you do things.

The Terrans are still the overlords of the Three Realms at least nominally, and they have absolute atmospheric luck, and to go against the Terrans is to go against the tide of luck, and there is only one way to die.

On this issue of standing in line, the saints don't dare to be sloppy, what are you?

"Master, the goldfish essence has an agreement with Chenjiazhuang, at the cost of boys and girls, to bless the wind and rain here, and the harvest of grains. Sun Wukong felt that things had deviated from his expectations, so he only dared to explain in a whisper.

"Hehe, do you think this reason is sufficient?" Xie Yun took out three bundles of immortal ropes.

He slowly tied the three ropes into a whip and shook it off, yes, it felt very good.

"Master, my grandson is wrong. ”

"What are you wrong about?"

"I don't know. Sun Wukong felt the threat of death, and his tail exploded.

But he really didn't know what was wrong.

"Bajie, the sand monk pressed this monkey and tied it up!" Xie Yun said angrily.

"Brother Monkey, my old pig persuaded you, but if you don't listen, I'm sorry. ”

"Second Senior Brother, what are you thinking about, I'm sorry. ”

Sun Wukong was forced to retreat to the corner, dying and struggling: "Two junior brothers, can you ask the master for my old grandson to intercede?"

"Senior brother, don't struggle, the more you struggle, the more you resist, the more excited the master and his old man become, come, stretch out your hand, let's tie it up." Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng rubbed their hands, with abnormal smiles on their faces.

Sun Wukong tightened locally, and his tail was instantly harvested.

Zixia, my grandson can't stand you, you ......

, you two tap, tie it up, what are you doing with my tiger skin skirt?

Why is the binding technique of the two juniors so exaggerated?

Do you two know that you can stay a line in life and see each other in the future.

......

After a stick of incense, Sun Wukong was tied up by Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng in an extremely shameful posture and hung on the wall.

"Senior Brother Sha, don't go, can you put my tail away and hang it on my belt?"

Sha Seng shook his head ruthlessly, and said, "Second Senior Brother, don't ask so much, in front of the master, admit your mistakes and be sincere, and strive for leniency." ”

Monkey King's tail is sandwiched between his legs: emmm

"Wukong, have you thought clearly?" Xie Yun pulled out the rope whip in his hand, and the air crackled.

Sun Wukong's whole body exploded this time, but he still shook his head.

Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing, which is the way of the wise.

"Let me ask you a question first, did the people of Chenjiazhuang ask for the king of inspiration, saying that they would exchange boys and girls for good weather and abundant grains?"

"I don't know. Sun Wukong shook his head, he really didn't think about it that much.

Master Chen came out of the house, spit on the Tongtian River, and scolded: "Children are the meat of their parents' hearts, who wants to take their own children and ask the monsters to bless the wind and rain?"

Xie Yun nodded and said, "Master Chen, don't be angry, I will definitely give you an explanation for this matter." ”

"Splash Monkey, do you know what the problem is now?"

Sun Wukong said weakly: "Goldfish essence shouldn't eat people?"

Syllable!

Xie Yun whipped it over, hating iron and steel: "It's not cannibalism, it's that he shouldn't force the people to sacrifice boys and girls, what's the difference between this and forced buying and selling?"

"System, I reported that the King of Inspiration forced the people to sacrifice boys and girls. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a bag of nest materials. ”

Nesting material: Fishing nesting material turned out in a corner has the ultimate temptation for fish, which can gather fish from a radius of thousands of miles, making the fish five times more likely to be hooked.

"System, I report that the king of inspiration eats boys and girls. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a box of bait. ”

Fishing bait: The bait left over after a certain heavenly level can improve the cultivation of fish to a great realm, so it has an irresistible attraction to fish.

Xie Yun looked at the treasures reported, stupid, system, you come out and explain, Lao Tzu is not interested in fishing, why do you give me this thing?

"Master, my old grandson knows that he is wrong!" Sun Wukong said with his head down.

"Then tell me, who else is at fault in this matter?" Xie Yun said unhappily.

Sun Wukong looked up at the sky helplessly, the culprit was reported, who else is at fault?

Syllable!

Xie Yun whipped it again, the legend says that this monkey is witty, is it fake?

Such an obvious lazy political case, he can't even see who is at fault, it's really rotten wood that can't be carved!

Sun Wukong gasped and said, "Master, don't fight yet, who else is at fault, you say it, let me die clearly." ”

"As a teacher, I ask you, whose fault is the lack of rain in the mortal world?"

Sun Wukong's face twitched, and he frantically greeted the eighteenth generation of fairies of the Jade Emperor's family in his heart.

Fuck, the heavenly court of the dog's day, the little thing of rain can't be done, and my grandson will be beaten.

"System, I report Heavenly Court's inaction, and Feng Boyu Master is derelict in his duties. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a fishing hook. ”

Fishing hook: A fishing hook made in batches by a Tiandao-level master who loves fishing, which is durable and cost-effective.

Xie Yun felt that his teeth hurt when he held the hook, and the system was determined to tap his talent in fishing.

"Wukong, what else do you have to explain?" Xie Yun asked, holding the bundle of immortal whips in his hand.

"Master, my grandson has nothing to say, I only ask you two things. Sun Wukong said.

Say. “

"First, can you lift my tiger skin skirt up, I always feel like it's going to fall off. ”

"No problem, what about the second thing?" Xie Yun nodded in agreement.

The apprentice is guilty, so that he will not even be deprived of basic human rights, and in broad daylight, he will be beaten with a bare buttocks, and the impact is really not good.

"You are light, can you not slap your face?"

"Okay, you only use three points of strength as a teacher, and you can't succeed if you don't fight, I hope you remember this lesson. Xie Yun took out a piece of white gauze and was about to stuff it into Sun Wukong's mouth.

"Master, what are you doing?"

Xie Yun said softly: "I'll pump you later, bear with it, don't scream out, scare others, you are also a Monkey King, and you still have to pay attention to maintaining your personal image." ”

Monkey King: emmm

My grandson is wearing a tiger skin skirt, tied up and hung up by two junior brothers, accepting your whipping, what is your personal image?

The Taoist chief is now performing monkey drawing, which is an earth-shattering event in the remote Chenjiazhuang.

One passed ten, ten passed hundred, and soon, the entire Chenjiazhuang people rushed over and watched strongly.

Sun Wukong looked at the audience of nearly 1,000 people, and instantly felt that he was wrong, and it was very wrong.

The goldfish spirit lives or dies, it's about his own, why meddle with things, can't he just do it honestly according to the master's words?