Chapter 191, so cruel

Xiong Da's cooking skills, that is not to say, the whole deer is roasted in a secret way on the outside and tender on the inside, the juice is full, and the skin is crispy and the meat is fresh......

The unique aroma of barbecue swept through the Eight Desolations, swept across the Liuhe, and stimulated everyone's sense of smell.

The roaring dog, which is famous for its dog nose, couldn't sit still, and suddenly felt that the stew around it was not fragrant, and it tasted tasteless, and the roast venison was the delicacy of the world.

"Wang, Immortal Emperor, let me out!"

Xie Yun cut off a piece of venison, tied it with a bundle of immortal ropes, hung it above the iron pot, and said lightly: "You think of beauty!"

Tick!

The fat flowing from the venison passed through the air vent and dripped right on the tip of the nose of the howling dog, and the howling dog's mentality collapsed.

, the Immortal Emperor is so cruel, let me see it, let me smell it, but I can't eat it, for a dog, is there anything more cruel than this?

Luli Daxian's body was only half the size of Huli Daxian, and it shrank after charcoal roasting, and everyone quickly ate it.

After Xie Yun pinched Luli Daxian's face, he pulled Yangli Daxian in and out of the formation, preparing for the last battle.

"What's the comparison, Yang Li Daoyou, you can decide!"

Yang Li Daxian is bent on seeking death, it doesn't matter, Ji Shou said: "Immortal Emperor, you are free." ”

"Let's compare the oil pot!" Xie Yun turned out a cauldron made of Nine Heavens Dark Iron, filled it with oil, and pointed with his hand.

The mutated version of the Samadhi True Fire was boiling and burning, and the whole pot of oil was boiling instantly.

"Fellow Daoist, Bendi will come first!" Xie Yun reached into the oil pot and tested the temperature.

Yes, the true fire of Samadhi mutated by himself is still very powerful, and below the quasi-saint, whoever enters the oil pot can't stand it.

Yang Li Daxian looked at the Samadhi True Fire, shuddered, coaxed, frowned and said seriously: "Immortal Emperor, I admit defeat!"

It's not terrible to die, it's terrible to be sinned alive, to be blown up alive in the oil pot, it's too miserable, and it's nothing more than the eighteen layers of hell.

"Three Kingdoms Division, you represent the face of tens of millions of people in my Chechi country, how can you admit defeat?" The fat king said angrily: "If you don't dare to get into the oil pot, then compare swordsmanship, aren't you known as a sword immortal?"

If the three great teachers are not removed, how can I take power?

Thinking of this, he shouted at Xie Yun: "Dao Chief, be careful, the Three Kingdoms Division has two immortal swords, one long and one short, which is very powerful!"

Che Chiguo's civil and military officials were stupid and angry.

The king of this dog day, who is above board and honest in his capital, has betrayed Che Chi Guo and betrayed tens of millions of people in the country!

The fat king didn't know that his suggestion was in the hands of the Yangli Daxian, and when he was worried about how to send him to death, the way of death actually fell from the sky.

Perfect, a true swordsman, even if he knows that the opposite side is a sword god far beyond himself, he must have the courage to draw his sword.

"Immortal Emperor, it is a lifelong honor to be able to compete with you!"

It's actually a blunt sword, with a ring of threads, and if you look closely, you'll see that it's his two horns.

"I can't compare to you, you are cheap!" Xie Yun rolled his eyes and pulled out the seven-star sword.

"Immortal Emperor, you are a master of swordsmanship, please advise. "Yang Li Daxian couldn't believe his ears, he was actually complimented by the Immortal Emperor!

At least to his ears, you are cheap and your sword, which means that your sword cultivation is recognized by the Immortal Emperor.

"Immortal Emperor, there is Bole and then there are thousands of horses, you can actually see that my kendo cultivation is not ordinary in the vast sea of people, you are my Bole ......"

Yang Li Daxian talked nonsense, Xie Yun couldn't bear it anymore, and slashed it with a sword.

In a flash of blue light, a goat was evenly split in half and fell to the ground, the look of shock in his eyes still disappearing.

Xiong Dale came up, he grabbed the two hind legs, twisted his waist and exerted his strength, carried the meat on his shoulders, and praised: "The master is good at swordsmanship, the incision is smooth and smooth, like flowing water, in one go, it really opens my eyes, this is not two meats, this is simply a handicraft!"

"Master, how do you want to eat this mutton?" he asked, dividing the internal organs and fur of the Yang Li Daxian by two.

Xie Yun looked at the ruby-like mutton, then looked at the tumbling oil pot, and said regretfully: "Don't waste it, fry it, by the way, leave two hind legs for refrigeration, and in two days, I will entertain an old man." ”

"Okay!" After a bells and whistles with the boning knife in Xiong Da's hand, except for the two hind legs, the other parts of Yang Li Daxian were cut into thumb-wide and palm-long strips of meat.

Wrapped in egg liquid, sticky with breadcrumbs, fried in the pan until golden brown and crispy, the old man and children love to eat, and the fat king next door is about to cry.

Don't throw away the remaining bones, offal and leftovers, stew into a pot of haggis soup, simmer over low heat, heavy pepper and vinegar!

When it comes out of the pot, as long as you sprinkle some green oil, green onion and coriander, and then drop some red chili oil, the roaring dog is already crying.

"Wang, Xiong Daoyou, you leave a bowl for Ben Wang!"

"You leper dog wants to eat haggis soup - daydreaming!" Xiong Da took a big copper spoon and began to serve rice to more than thirty immortals.

Damn, Lao Tzu is also a dignified Luo Jin Immortal, whether it is in terms of cultivation or status, he is not much different from your master Yang Jian.

What are you talking about, you want to be my equal, dare to call me a Taoist friend?

Dog's day, today can let you drink a drop of soup, I bear the big two words written upside down!

"Come on, come, who is not enough, hurry up and add some, it's shameful to waste, don't waste it. As soon as Xiong Da's words came out, the whole audience was sucking the sound of drinking soup.

Xie Yun is no exception, the fried mutton and the haggis soup are a perfect match, and the Jade Emperor will not change his position, but he has a bad appetite because there is a person standing next to him.

"Yang Li Daoyou, you go to the corner next to you and think about it, and the emperor will pinch your face later, don't affect my appetite now, okay?"

The Yuan Shen of Yangli Daxian couldn't wait, and directly took out a portrait and said, "Immortal Emperor, you eat, I'm ready." ”

Xie Yun put down the basin in his hand and thought about it, how could Lao Tzu feel that the three exchanges were very wrong.

Huli Daxian's death is quite normal, Luli Daxian is very similar to suicide, and Yangli Daxian is very similar to looking for death, are they both trying to deceive Bai Yulian?

"System, I reported Luli Daxian for suicide and deception. ”

"Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with a Qianli Ice Card!"

Thousand Miles Ice Frozen Card: After use, you can release a huge ice law that freezes all targets in front of you.

"System, I reported Yang Li Daxian to find death and cheat lotus. ”

Ding, the reporting system is verifying, congratulations to the host for the successful report, and the host will be rewarded with thirty-three chaotic qi. ”

The Yuan Shen of Yangli Daxian is stupid,, is his poor acting skills so obvious?

The portrait in his hand fell to the ground, and his heart was cold, deceiving the Immortal Emperor, a capital crime!

Purr!

Xie Yun took two mouthfuls of haggis soup, pointed to the corner of the wall and said, "Go over and think about it, don't disturb the emperor to eat." ”

The Yuan Shen of Yangli Daxian floated over extremely helplessly, and thought desperately: What will the Immortal Emperor do with me?

Crush the bones and scatter ashes, hit until the soul is scattered, or is it sealed in the magic weapon, and it will never see the light of day again??

But on the other side.

"It's so fragrant!" Xie Yun took a sharp breath of haggis soup and sighed: "Silly bear, give Lao Tzu some coriander." ”