The primordial spirit of Huli Daxian handed Xie Yun a portrait of a weak scholar.

In his previous life, he had enough of being a rough man with five big and three rough, and now he can choose and want to change his life.

"Rest assured, keep it on Emperor Ben. Xie Yun said with a smile.

The primordial spirit of the Tiger Power Great Immortal possessed the white jade lotus, the blue light kept flickering, and Xie Yun's hands kept kneading in the light.

In the end, a substantial blue light erupted on the white jade root, and turned into an egg, and the day the egg was broken, it was the time when Huli Daxian was reborn.

"This tiger demon is really lucky, if you change your physical body, you can break through the qualification restrictions, and his cultivation into a Da Luo Jin Immortal is just around the corner!" Yang Jian sighed.

⊙∀⊙？

Breaking through the limitations of physical qualifications, is there such a good thing?

Luli Daxian and Yang Lidaxian looked at the blue light egg, and a bold idea appeared in their hearts.

When he was full of wine and food, the fat king sent his chamberlain over to urge: "Dao Chief, have you rested, the second national teacher will still compete with you!"

Luli Daxian's calves and stomach trembled, and when he walked into the formation, he faced Xie Yun directly, and asked stubbornly: "Immortal Emperor, what are we comparing to?"

"Hiccup!" Luli Daxian had a small amount of rice, and he was too full just now, so he couldn't help but burp.

"Have you eaten enough?" Xie Yun suggested empathetically: "Then let's just take out the stomach and artificially move it to promote digestion." ”

Luli Daisen: emmmm

"Okay, this is good!" the fat king looked at the Second National Division with ill will.

Sample, after disemboweling, how do you survive?

Seconds, I'm going to be in trouble again!

"Emperor Ben will come first!" Xie Yun untied his clothes and took off his robe, revealing his belly.

In an instant, the two-legged creatures present looked down at their stomachs at the same time, and collectively closed themselves, perfect eight-pack abs, perfect pectoral muscles, perfect latissimus dorsi......

No one could have imagined that under the Immortal Emperor's wide robe, there was actually an explosive body hidden, which made people look at it, and the men and women cried.

Although the Howling Dog is in the pot, it has been watching the battle through the air holes.

He said to Yang Jian in a very positive tone: "Master, it's not me who blows, the figure of the Immortal Emperor, with only one punch, he will definitely ......."

"Dog, don't float, Uncle Shi's fist, you can't hold it. ”

"Wang, I mean that after the Immortal Emperor punches, he must feed me a golden pill to save his life, otherwise I dare to die on the spot to show him!"

This, I never expected that Yang Jian's waist flashed, not only Yang Jian, except for Zhu Bajie's waist was too thick, everyone else's waists flashed.

"Xiong Da, lend me your boning knife!" Xie Yun pulled out the seven-star sword, and suddenly found that the sword was too long, not suitable for such a sassy operation.

"Master, my knife is expensive, you should be careful!" Xiong Da was a little reluctant, and he took out a bull-eared sharp knife from the entire set of kitchen utensils.

Xie Yun took the knife and scolded: "You shit, the knife is not a girl, I will return it to you when I use it, how can I deduct and search?"

Dog's day?

The eyes of the roaring dog lit up, and he hurriedly looked at Xiong Da, shook his head regretfully, and muttered psychologically: It's too strong, I can't do it, I have more than enough heart but not enough strength!

Xie Yun held the knife in his backhand, under the guise of it, and stabbed it hard, but he didn't get into it, leaving only a white spot on his belly.

With his last effort, he cut open the belly and cut open the belly, revealing the still beating internal organs.

In the exclamation of the fat king, Xie Yun drove the food inside from the stomach along the small intestine to the front, and then closed the scratch satisfactorily, and the wound healed instantly.

Well, although I usually like to stay up late, my internal organs are still in perfect working condition, especially the kidneys, a batch of fierce ones.

"Luli Daoyou, it's your turn!" Xie Yun threw the ox ear sharp knife to Luli Daxian.

Luli Daxian had two points of confidence at this time, and disemboweling was really nothing to the Golden Immortal Stage monks.

He also unbuttoned his shirt, held a knife with a bull's ear in his backhand, pierced his stomach, and slashed from the bottom up.

Stab!

The sharp knife of the cow ear is amazingly fast, and it actually directly cut off the intestines of Luli Daxian, all the way up, pierced in the heart, really pierced the heart.

", this knife is so fast!" Luli Daxian vomited blood and died!

Everyone didn't react, only to see Lu Li Daxian fall in a pool of blood, turning into a sika deer, his four hooves were still twitching, and the person had already walked away.

Xie Yun was heartbroken, and said with annoyance: "Fellow Daoist, you are too careless, you blame Emperor Ben, I didn't remind you, the knife is very fast." ”

The fat king said to the civil and military officials behind him: "Have you seen it, the great national teacher is the tiger spirit, the second national teacher is the deer spirit, and the goblin misleads the country!"

Although the civil and military officials nodded yes, they were scolding in their hearts, what happened to the three national teachers being goblins?

The female goblin in your harem is the real mistaken country!

"Your Majesty, the consumption of the poor road is a bit large, let's take a break in the middle of the day. Xie Yun finished shouting in the air, picked up the body of the Deer Power Great Immortal and returned to his camp.

Xiong Da took over, he grabbed the sharp knife of the cow ear, divided it by two in three strokes, and cleaned the internal organs of Luli Daxian and marinated it with materials.

This deer should be roasted too!

"Yang Li Daoyou, the festival mourning is smooth, this emperor will use the white jade root to revive your second brother later, will you eat his body?" Xie Yun saw that Yang Li Daxian was in a trance, and stepped forward to pat him on the shoulder and asked.

"Eat!" Yang Li Daxian looked at Lu Li Daxian's proud Yuan Shen, made up his mind, and gritted his teeth.

"Luli Daoyou, please squat in the corner of the wall, Bendi will pinch your face after eating, don't affect our appetite now. ”

The Yuan Shen of the Luli Great Immortal silently turned around and flew towards the familiar and unfamiliar corner, and after squatting down, he grabbed his ass and began to paint on the ground with his fingers.

Xiong Da took out the barbecue grill and handed it to Kui Wood Wolf, telling him to flip it slowly and not let the venison roast.

Kui Wood Wolf asked depressedly, "Brother Xiong, why me?"

"You have experience in using this thing, who will you give it to if you don't give it to you?" Sun Wukong interjected, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng nodded in agreement.

Two years ago, the three of them were deeply impressed by the big battle between Kui Timber Wolf and himself with a barbecue grill.

Damn, three to one, the other party is still using kitchen utensils, and it was a tie, who is going to reason with this?

"Great Sage, my eldest brother has used a barbecue grill, no, he hasn't even entered the kitchen. The old third female earth bat of the Northern Xuanwu Seven Residences questioned.

"Of course you haven't seen it, back then, your eldest brother carried a barbecue grill and fought with us, it was majestic, they all came over, and my grandson told you about the war situation at that time. ”

Hulala, all the twenty-seven stars came over, surrounded Sun Wukong in the middle, and even Yang Jian couldn't hold back, standing in the outer circle and walking around, listening carefully with his ears pricked up.

Kui Timberwolf's face was dark, and he shouted in his heart that his reputation was going to be ruined, why did he have a heart for pork and go out to fight with a barbecue grill?

"Be careful, hurry up and flip it over, it's going to be paste!" Xiong Da reminded when he saw that Kui Timber Wolf was distracted.