Chapter 5 Do We Still Have Hot Water?
The next day, Gu Chenfeng, who was completely sober, came to look for Bai Zhi with a face full of holes.
No matter what "she" did in the past to disgust the grandfather, from now on, "she!" must gain the trust of the grandfather!
Therefore, being honest and eliminating the prejudices that Master Zu has against her is the first step to building trust between the two parties!
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, I think there may be a bit of a misunderstanding between us. ”
Fan Baizhi didn't speak, nor did he look up at her, Gu Chenfeng continued: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, when you were wandering in the void, I once stumbled and fell into the well. ”
"Not drunk?"
Gu Chenfeng thought about it, can't it! Where did a maid in the cold palace get the opportunity to get drunk? The prince ancestor is really prejudiced against "her"!
"No matter what the reason, anyway, I have lost my memory since then! So now I am a brand new me, my name is Gu Chenfeng, and I hope His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will take care of me in the future!"
"Gu, Chen, Wind?"
"Here!" Gu Chenfeng shook his spirits.
Pan Baizhi finally raised his eyes and glanced at her, "If you do more injustice, you will kill yourself, and you will be less calculating in the future." ”
"Yes, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince taught!" What can a maid and girl calculate?
"It's much more obedient than before, that's it. Pan Baizhi picked up a shrimp and hung it in the air, and only after a long time did he say softly: "Because of this, my father has stripped me of the title of prince, and the word prince must not be called again in the future." ”
"Yes, Your Highness!" A crayfish knocked over the crown prince's ancestor? Gu Chenfeng gave a thumbs up in his heart, he did a good job!
However, according to the rumors of harem women fighting in the harem such as Zhen Huan and Ruyi, which have been popular in recent years, most of the princes of the previous dynasty were overturned by the women of the harem before they succeeded in ascending the throne!
Moreover, Lin Laodao said that their ancestor was particularly bad at scheming, so Gu Chenfeng definitely had reason to believe that this unlucky little bastard must have offended a woman, just like him, he was inexplicably harmed by a woman!
By the way, didn't Lin Laodao say that the old queen mother of the harem sent a woman to the ancestor master?
Gu Chenfeng nodded insightfully, he didn't run away, Master Zu's matter is absolutely inseparable from women!
However, at this moment, Gu Chenfeng suddenly felt his stomach tighten, and then, the sudden pain directly made Gu Chenfeng scream: "WC!"
The whiteness of the heavy sigh snorted, obviously unpleasant.
Wave after wave of pain surging like the tide of the Qiantang River, wave after wave, Gu Chenfeng's face turned from yellow to red to purple to white, and even his palms were sweating.
Pan Baizhi: "What's the matter?"
Gu Chenfeng kept trembling, and his breath was weak, "Your Highness, do we still have hot water at home?"
......
A week later, Gu Chenfeng grabbed Lin Haizhi's arm and smiled extensively.
"Oh of the sea. ”
"What do you want to do?" Lin Hai looked vigilant, as if he was facing a great enemy.
"It's been a long time since I've played, come on, bet two!"
"I really don't have any money!" Lin Haizhi simply poured out all the things in the entire Qiankun bag, and Gu Chenfeng glanced at it roughly, "This time it's Master Zu who wants to use the money!"
"Master Zu doesn't even know what money looks like, how can he use money?!" Lin Haizhi secretly applauded for his own words.
Gu Chenfeng glanced at him and snorted coldly, "Then let Master Zu stay in the cold palace for the rest of his life!"
"You want to help Master Zu get out of the cold palace?" Lin Haizhi was skeptical.
"Then it depends on how much money you are willing to pay!"
"Why is it related to money again?" Lin Haizhi was two big, Gu Chenfeng walked over and patted him on the shoulder, "Haizhi, if making money is an ability, then spending money is a skill! Although my ability is limited, but fortunately, the technology is good! So let's hurry up and gamble!"
"It's not. Lin Haizhi reacted, "Master Zu didn't say that he wanted to go out, and besides, everything in the mortal world was designed, and you will disturb Master Zu's life if you toss around like this!"
...... Lao Tzu has been bleeding for seven days in this wild place without sanitary napkins, which of you understands Lao Tzu's suffering?!
No, I have to go out and make sanitary napkins!
"You can't say that!" Gu Chenfeng habitually held the bridge of his nose, "Since Master Zu and I were both framed by women, then I have the responsibility and obligation to help Master Zu get his face back!"
Why, why did you pull the face of the ancestor again? Lin Haizhi was puzzled, Gu Chenfeng continued: "The so-called people who have fallen from the end of the world, why should we have known each other before! How can all the faces of our old men be ruined by women?!"
"But, but. ”
"There's nothing!" Gu Chenfeng interrupted Lin Haizhi, "Master Zu, as the founding patriarch of Qianlun Mountain, for the sake of the common people in the world, he gave up his free and easy immortal days to go down to the mortal tribulations, such a mind, such righteousness, you can't bear to watch him starve in the cold palace?"
Lin Haizhi was unmoved, Gu Chenfeng thought for a while, "The key ancestor has to look at the faces of the two eunuchs at the door when he eats and drinks!" Gu Chenfeng deliberately accentuated the word "eunuch", Lin Haizhi frowned, and Gu Chenfeng continued: "Although the ancestor has the emperor's life, but where do those eunuchs know this, the so-called down-and-out phoenix is not as good as a chicken! If I hadn't stopped me yesterday, I am afraid that the ancestor would have been humiliated by the eunuch's crotch!"
"Presumptuous!!" Lin Haizhi's fists clenched, his beard exploded, and Gu Chenfeng pointed not far away: "One Hua Sheng and one Wang Dou, they don't add up enough to make up a dish! Do you want to teach them a lesson?"
"Then you don't need to say!" Lin Haizhi stomped his feet angrily, and he dared to bully my ancestor after receiving so much silver from the old way!
"Old man, I'm going to dig their ancestral graves!"
"Wait!" Gu Chenfeng pressed down Lin Haizhi, and half of the people who were buried in the soil still opened and closed their mouths to dig people's ancestral graves, can we still look like the head of Qianlun Mountain?!
"It's Hua Sheng and Wang Dou who bully Master Zu, what's the matter with the ancestral grave of the family!"
"So what do you say?"
......
In this way, under Gu Chenfeng's fanning and Lin Haizhi's crying father and mother, Hua Sheng and Wang Dou, who were guarding the door, began to blow with silver on their hands, no, it was only half a day's work, and a story about the prince's grandfather and crayfish flew in the courtyards of the palace!
That night, after Gu Chenfeng finished serving Master Zu, he built a temporary bath in the corner of Tongpu!
In his mind, early tomorrow morning, someone will come to invite the grandfather, as the only person in the world who really understands crayfish, maybe he will have to show how to peel crayfish in front of the emperor and the Manchu Dynasty in front of the civil and military forces!
Such a historic moment, no matter what, you have to take a shower......
A skirt was taken off, and Gu Chenfeng looked at the person standing outside the curtain;
The two skirts faded, and Gu Chenfeng looked at the person standing outside the curtain again;
The three skirts faded off, Gu Chenfeng: You TM finally know that you have to turn your back?!